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MadHatress

1. MadHatress
   posted a quote
   November 25, 2012 4:40am UTC
   If a taco can trick or treat so can I
   ~Valda Valsha (Banzaipro)
   reference: another Banzai halloween on YouTube
   
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2. MadHatress
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   October 18, 2012 3:06am UTC
   Forsake the future, sacrifice your dreams, while stained with deep despair, elude the past, fight the reality, and never relinquish your nobility. Just like that, young Master. That is the soul I wish to consume.
   ~Sebastian Michaelis
   
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3. MadHatress
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   October 17, 2012 5:29am UTC
   Darkness, Darkness. Darkness envelopes me. But it's only you... I desire... I desire you!
   ~Alois Trancy
   
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4. MadHatress
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   October 17, 2012 5:20am UTC
   With all these handsome men in front of me I'm not gonna just leave like Cinderella
   ~Grell Sutcliff
   
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5. MadHatress
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   October 6, 2012 4:07am UTC
   R.I.P
   MINDI
   To my darling dog Mindi, who's life has come to a sad end.
   You have been the best pet any owner could ever wish for.
   I will miss they way you jumped on your back legs when I came to feed you.
   I will miss your sweet little wimpering when ever I came home.
   I will especialy miss you wild, fluffy coat and how you would cuddle up to me.
   Rest in Peace Mindi <3
   
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6. MadHatress
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   October 5, 2012 4:10am UTC
   Geeky Pick Up Line:
   Are you an alien?
   Because you are out of this world.
   
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7. MadHatress
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   September 19, 2012 2:27pm UTC
   Dear Foot Path,
   Please grow wider.
   Sinserely Third person walking on the grass.
   
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8. MadHatress
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   September 19, 2012 2:05pm UTC
   Do you have any idea why a raven is like a writting desk?
   ~Mad Hatter
   
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9. MadHatress
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   September 19, 2012 3:32am UTC
   I have just copyrighted this copyright symbol
   ©
   
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10. MadHatress
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    September 12, 2012 7:47am UTC
    It is a sad day when you are to old for a lollie-pop from the Hair Dresser.
    
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11. MadHatress
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    September 7, 2012 5:04am UTC
    It's a slice of cake, it's not the whole cake.
    
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12. MadHatress
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    September 6, 2012 5:56am UTC
    Seeing isn't believing
    Believing is seeing
    
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13. MadHatress
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    September 1, 2012 6:40am UTC
    Play Slender, they said.
    It'll be fun, they said
    
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14. MadHatress
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    August 31, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    Who eles Loves the game Slender Man?
    
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15. MadHatress
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    August 18, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    'Sorry'
    is just one of many words we use to much of.
    
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16. MadHatress
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    August 1, 2012 2:13am UTC
    “So we must fly a rebel flag, as others did before us; and we must sing a rebel song, and join in rebel chorus. We’ll make the tyrants feel the sting, of those that they would throttle. They needn’t say the fault is ours, if blood should stain the wattle!
    ~Henry Lawson
    
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17. MadHatress
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    July 30, 2012 3:41am UTC
    If teas could build a stairway, and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to Heaven and bring you home again.
    
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18. MadHatress
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 4:07am UTC
    Day into night, sugar into salt, living to dead and dark blue into gold.
    Thats what makes a Trancy Butler.
    ~Claude Faustus
    
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19. MadHatress
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    July 21, 2012 5:17am UTC
    E=mc2
    Hamish: Exsitement=Man cycling by 2
    Scientist: Exhaustion=Mediterranean C with two idiots.
    Got to love Hamish and Andy's Europ Gap Year
    
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20. MadHatress
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    July 21, 2012 5:08am UTC
    Cause it's a long way to the shops if you want a sausage roll.
    
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