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MERGLINN

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  1. MERGLINN MERGLINN
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2009 10:58pm UTC
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  2. MERGLINN MERGLINN
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2009 7:39pm UTC
    Food Fact #2
    The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a
    radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

  3. MERGLINN MERGLINN
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2009 9:03pm UTC
    Food Fact #1
    Over 200 million pounds of blueberries
    are grown every year in North America.

  4. MERGLINN MERGLINN
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2009 7:13pm UTC
    my parents told me
    you were a big mean terrible person.
    but i felt bad for you so i became your friend anyway.
    i was the best friend you could ever had.
    and no, i don't know e v e r y t h i n g.
    but i am not some stupid person like you.
    i dont go ruining all my friendships.
    i dont call my friends bad things.
    you, on the other hand, do.
    and no, i don't feel bad for you.
    it's your own fault.
    nothing you can do about it now.
    and so it turns out;
    my parents were right.

  5. MERGLINN MERGLINN
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2009 7:34pm UTC
    Herman the Frog.
    Rest In Peace.
    mineee. [:
    credit pleases.

  6. MERGLINN MERGLINN
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2009 9:04pm UTC
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  7. MERGLINN MERGLINN
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2009 8:15pm UTC
    HOW GUYS FLIRT♥: i do all of these !!!
    - He stares at you a lot
    - He hits you a lot(playfully)
    - He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    - He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    - He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone
    - He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    - His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    - You hung up on him. He called you back
    - You where invited by him to a group outin
    - He called you to talk about nothing at all.
    - He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    - He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    - He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    - He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.
    Now make a wish.
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
    > >>
    > >>
    Ok stop!!!!
    Your wish will come true if you repost this
    If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out
    or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

  8. MERGLINN MERGLINN
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2009 4:44pm UTC
    kissing test
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and past this quote
    4.good now ,if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser or your comuter is fast
    that was sooo easy.

  9. MERGLINN MERGLINN
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2009 4:24pm UTC
    Bests________
    1. male friend: kyle, danny, alex?
    2. female friend: sarah, ashley, emily, or sam.
    3. Vacation: the ones where i go places (:
    4. age: hmm.
    5. memory: everyday of my life(:
    _______Worst________
    1. Time of day: when i wake up.
    2. Day of the week: thursdays.
    3. Food: eww split pea soup.
    4. Memory: uhm. idk.
    5. Subject: hmm. i think oh wait. no.
    _______Lasts__________
    1. Person u saw: my brother.
    2. Talk on the phone with: my mom.
    3. Hugged: kyle. in health... which was 5th period?
    4. IM: sarah.
    _______Firsts_________
    1. R E A L Kiss: yet to have it.
    2. Serious bf or gf: yet to happen.
    3. Car: you know that time... OH WAIT. no.
    4. First school: oh psh. you know. that school near that place, on that grass?
    5. Job: you know. that person. who. uhm. yeah.
    _______today________
    1. What are you doing now: skydiving. seriously. what do you think im doing!
    2. Tonight: hanging w. frands (: and going to seven eleven for a slurpee. i was supposed to go to a mall. but. i cannot. DX i am going to see my brother and his date off to a prom.
    3. Wearing: shorts &+ T-Shirt
    4. what did you eat for lunch: i dont remember. hah.
    5: Better than yesterday: OH SHIZZ YEAHH.
    ________tomorrow___________
    1. Is: saturday
    2. Got any plans: oh yes. i believe so. mall maybe?
    3. Goal: i dont know...
    4. Dislikes about tomorrow: going to bed.
    5. Do you have work: hmm. it is work to type this, smile, move. wake up. etc. so yes.
    ________Fav's__________
    1. Number: 18.
    2: Song: if you seek amy, pokerface, dont trust me, starstruckk, pokerface.
    3. Color: orange
    4. Season: summer or winter.
    5. State: you know. those ones in America!
    ________Currently________
    1. Are you in love?: sort of.
    2. Dating someone: nope.
    3. Missing someone: yes.
    4. Mood: happy/mad/tired.
    5. Wanting: To see someone badly.

  10. MERGLINN MERGLINN
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2009 4:13pm UTC
    You're just too good to be true.
    Can't take my eyes off you.
    You'd be like heaven to touch.
    I wanna hold you so much.
    At long last love has arrived.
    And I thank God I'm alive.
    You're just too good to be true.
    Can't take my eyes off you.
    make it prettier if you want. i love it.
    ten things i hate about you...
    heath ledger sang this.
    r.i.p. heath baby(:
    anyway. love this song.
    request?
    i was too lazy to do fades in everything.

  11. MERGLINN MERGLINN
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2009 7:07pm UTC
    What a BOYFRIEND SHOULD Know and a GIRLFRIEND SHOULD do
    Guys:Put your hands around her waist firmly
    girls: lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his.
    Guys:whisper in her ear
    Girls: giggle
    Girls:whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back. ........
    Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
    Guys: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't)
    Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
    Guys: lift her chin up and kiss her.
    Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it.
    Girls:When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
    Guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.
    Now make a wish about something you would like to happen
    between you and your crush....
    **************
    STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!!
    -now copy and repost this.
    if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years
    by 12pm tonight ur 1 true love will realize how much they want you.
    if you don't repost this, your life (not just love life) will have bad luck forever
    [sory was bored. decided to re-post this.]
    its not like i believed in this. or any chain things.]

  12. MERGLINN MERGLINN
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2009 5:15pm UTC
    Outside.
    great weather, be back later.
    Bored.
    make it ring like there's no tomorrow.
    Doctors.
    be back later. text it.
    Sick.
    text me.
    Watching a movie.
    text it.

  13. MERGLINN MERGLINN
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2009 3:41pm UTC
    Natural Hair Color:
    [x] Brown - $100
    [ ] Blonde - $50
    [ ] Black - $15
    [ ] Bald - $5
    [ ] Other-$75
    Total: $100
    Eye Color:
    [] Brown - $50
    [ ] Green - $75
    [x] Blue $150
    [ ] Hazel $100
    [ ] Other - $15
    Total so far: $150
    Height:
    [ ] Over 7′ - $200
    [ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
    [ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
    [ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
    [x] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
    [] Under 5′4 - $95
    Age:
    [ ] 50 to 56 - $175
    [ ] 46 to 50 - $150
    [ ] 41 to 45 - $125
    [ ] 31 to 40 - $100
    [ ] 26 to 30 - $75
    [ ] 21 to 25 - $50
    [ ] 19 to 20 - $25
    [x] 0 to 18 - $100
    Total so far: $345
    Birth Order:
    [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
    [ ] First Born - $320
    [ ] Only Child - $250
    [] second born - $150
    [ ] Middle child - $100
    [x] Last Born - $100
    [ ] third born - $550
    [ ] fourth born - $300
    [ ] fifth born - $400
    [ ] sixth born -$215
    Drink?
    [ ] I did like once - $400
    [ ] Only Holidays - $250
    [ ] Sometimes - $215
    [ ] YES - $200
    [ ] only weekends - $300
    [ ] Every other day - $50
    [ ] Once a day - $15
    [ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
    [x] No - $600
    Shoe Size:
    [ ] 13+ - $300
    [ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
    [ ] 11 to 12 - $400
    [x] 7 to 10 - $500
    [ ] Under 7- $450
    Favorite Colors (two):
    [ ] Green-$750
    [ ] Red - $600
    [ ] Black - $100
    [x] Yellow -$475
    [ ] Brown - $300
    [ ] Purple - $225
    [ ] White - $400
    [ ] Aqua - $350
    [x] Orange - $300
    [ ] Blue - $300
    [ ] Pink/Hot pink - $100
    [ ] Other - $500
    Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
    [ ] Yes $0
    [x] Nope-add $1000
    [ ] some- $750
    TOTAL MONEY ; 3500. XD

  14. MERGLINN MERGLINN
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2009 4:02pm UTC
    Breakfast.
    text/call. [000-0000]
    Lunch.
    don't text or call.
    Dinner.
    don't text or call.
    Homework.
    not here anymore...
    leave it here...
    text/call me and distract me!
    save me from this horror.
    Shower.
    be out in a little while.
    leave one here...
    leave me a text. don't call.
    i'll get back to you later.
    School.
    be back in six-seven hours.
    blahh. they should have called it prison.
    request fer more...
    ill post more later. [:
    sorry working on my fading.
    absolute credit to MERGLINN.

  15. MERGLINN MERGLINN
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2009 12:11pm UTC
    hanging with my lovers.
    text/call? [000-0000]
    absolute credit to MERGLINN.

  16. MERGLINN MERGLINN
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2009 10:20pm UTC
    spell your name ; see what it means!
    A: hot B: loves people C: good kisser D: makes people laugh E: Has gorgeous eyes F: really wild and crazy, adore you G: very outgoing H: easy to fall in love with I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: really silly L: smile to die for M: makes dating fun N: loving and caring O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: hyperactive R: good boyfriend or girlfriend S: cute T: very good kisser U: is very sexual V: not judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: is loved by everyone Z: can be funny and sweet at times
    m: makes dating fun.
    e: has gorgeous eyes.
    g: very outgoing.
    a: hot.
    n: loving and caring.
    shizz that's right !
    I don't date yet... but still !

  17. MERGLINN MERGLINN
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2009 9:52pm UTC
    &&I'm the type of girl.
    That will burst out laughing in dead silence.
    about something that happened
    YESTERDAY.
    absolutely full credit to MERGLINN.
    request for colors?

  18. MERGLINN MERGLINN
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2009 3:19pm UTC
    GIRLS
    1. sarah
    2. sam
    3. ashley
    4. emily
    5. valerie
    6. kaitlin
    7. margaret
    8. cassie
    9. isa
    10. katy
    BOYS
    1. alex
    2. kyle
    3. danny
    4. connor
    5. zach
    6. ryan
    7. ali
    8. matt
    9. brandon
    10. andrew
    Could you live with girl #1 ? Are they a good enough friend? Or would you kill eachother?
    YES I WOULD. SHES AMAZINGG.
    Rate Number guy # 2 : I can't. He's like... my bestest friend everr; he's a brother to me!
    Rate number girl # 5 : shes amazingg! although she is mean to my friends. shes awesome. [:
    Would guy #10 go good with number 6 girl # 6? : no.
    would you EVER date guy #8 if they asked you out? : NO FRIGGIN WAYY. EWW EWW EWW EWW.
    iS number #7 boy and girl a GOOD friends?: sort of. they are nice to each other ?
    Who do you think would make the best couple? pick a girl number and a boy number, and type their name next to the number. [ they can be already dating, but if they are choose another 2 that arent dating, that would make a cute couple]:
    2. sam. 9. brandon!
    Which 2 girls on your list ARE YOUR BESTEST friends?: uhm. uhm. i love them all. [:
    If you had to choose,which 2 guys on your list are YOUR BESTEST FRIEND?: #2 and #4.

  19. MERGLINN MERGLINN
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2009 2:56pm UTC
    i love him more than
    Mickey [loves] Minnie
    Donald [loves] Daisy
    Beast [loves] Belle
    Prince Charming [loves] Cinderella
    Prince Eric [loves] Ariel
    Aladdin [loves] Jasmine
    Tarzan [loves] Jane
    Hercules [loves] Meg
    Tramp [loves] Lady
    Simba [loves] Nala
    Bert [loves] Mary Poppins
    He [loves] Me
    </3
    full credit to MERGLINNN and xsarahlux

  20. MERGLINN MERGLINN
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2009 12:50pm UTC
    1 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
    2 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
    3 [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
    4 [ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
    5 [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed,then people gave you weird looks
    6 [x] You have ran into a tree
    7 [ ] It is possible to lick your elbow
    8 [ ] You tried to lick your elbow after you read this (lol)
    9 [ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
    10 [ ] You just tried to sing them
    11 [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
    12 [x] You have choked on your own spit
    13 [ ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
    14 [x] You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
    15 [x] You just looked at it
    16 [ ] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
    17 [x] A LOT of People have called you slow
    18 [x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
    19 [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went somewhere else on your face
    20 [x] You have caught yourself drooling
    21 [ ] You've fallen asleep in class
    22 [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
    23 [x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
    24 [x] People are often shaking their heads at you and walk away from you
    25 [x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
    26 [x] You use your fingers to do simple math
    27 [ ] You have eaten a bug
    28 [x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
    29 [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or insideout, and didn't realize it
    30 [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
    31 [ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
    32 [x] You break a lot of things; just about everydaay
    33 [ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
    34 [ ] You tilt your head when you're confusedd
    35 [x] You have fallen out of your chair before
    36 [x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the
    ceiling/wall.
    37 [x] The word 'umm' is used many times a day
    38 [x] You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
    39 [x] You have spelled your name wrong
    40 [x] You have packed to go somewhere and totally forgot the most important thing

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