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  1. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 5:29pm EDT
    I wonder what it feels like
    right before you jump off the edge,
    knowing your life is going to end.

  2. katiebug1115 katiebug1115
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 9:36pm EDT
    And I kind of have a crush on you. Enough said.

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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  4. fizza102 fizza102
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 10:43pm EDT
    Hi, I'm a girl.
    I run from guys that want to make me happy &
    fight for the ones that make me cry.

  5. kristagannon kristagannon
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 11:49pm EDT
    Fave if you're a 90's kid!
    Comment if you're not!

  6. Just_Dreaming Just_Dreaming
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 11:20pm EDT
    I'm just as awkward as Bella Swan.
    I'm just as quiet as Bella Swan.
    I'm just as foreign as Bella Swan.
    I'm just as unfashionable as Bella Swan.
    So why don't I get hit on by nerds, jocks, and vampires?!

  7. katiebug1115 katiebug1115
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 11:47pm EDT
    If you have a problem with me, call me about it. If you don't have my number, you don't know me well enough to have a problem with me.

  8. JuniorMint801 JuniorMint801
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 1:05am EDT
    can anybody explain why teenage guys wear boxers under their swimsuits?
    am i the only one whos ever wondered this?!

  9. kaa12399 kaa12399
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 4:09pm EDT
    I am team Edward so I can have Jacob

  10. azncutiepie azncutiepie
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 4:01am EDT
    format by neversaynever16
    Smile ...
    While you still have teeth.

  11. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 7:32pm EDT
    If you gave my soccer bag
    to a Febreze company,
    they wouldn't know how to
    stop the smell.

  12. xnevershoutsalena xnevershoutsalena
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 10:55pm EDT
    if you're not
    sweaty, dirty, sticky, and tired..
    you didn't play hard enough.

  13. soccergirl1996 soccergirl1996
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 8:53pm EDT


  14. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 2:33pm EDT
    You are so beautiful.
    No, I'm not. I have tan lines, brown eyes, a big nose, dull hair, fat thighs, thin lips, ragged nails, and my dress size is double digits.
    Your tan lines mean you have fun outside. I've fallen in love with your brown eyes. Your nose is exactly perfect. Your lips are amazing to kiss. Your bitten nails mean your strong, you've handled stress. Your thighs are muscular, not fat. And you look gorgeous in dresses, no matter what their size. You are beautiful, and your argument is invalid.

  15. KaTi3Gx3 KaTi3Gx3
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 3:57pm EDT
    Put your boobs back in your shirt,
    get your butt off the sink, smile instead of doing that duck face, put your middle finger down .....
    now see how many RESPECTABLE guys like your picture because you are beautiful ....
    not because you look easy.

  16. FullOfRegrets FullOfRegrets
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 6:05pm EDT
    Chandler: You're turning into a woman!
    Joey: No I'm not! Why would you say that? That's just mean!
    Chandler: Now I've upset you? What did I say?
    Joey: It's not what you said, it's just the way you said it
    Joey: Oh my God! I'm a woman!

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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  18. JustDontJudge_WordsCanKill JustDontJudge_WordsCanKill
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 6:15pm EDT
    today i was an amusemant park with my school,
    and i saw a hot guy.
    so i pulled out a sharpie,
    walked over to him,
    and said,
    "can i test my sharpie on you?"
    he shrugged so i took his arm,
    wrote my number on it, and walked away.
    i got a text a few minutes later saying,
    "i think it works." "How The Hell Am I SUpposed To Get This Sharpie Off My Arm?!?!?!?!?!"

  19. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 6:26pm EDT
    A goodmorning
    kiss alone can help prevent stress-related illnesses..
    No wonder I have so much stress... hey you!! Come kiss me goodmorning!
    -Format credit to ThatsSoMeee

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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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