I'm just as awkward as Bella Swan. I'm just as quiet as Bella Swan. I'm just as foreign as Bella Swan. I'm just as unfashionable as Bella Swan. So why don't I get hit on by nerds, jocks, and vampires?!
You are so beautiful. No, I'm not. I have tan lines, brown eyes, a big nose, dull hair, fat thighs, thin lips, ragged nails, and my dress size is double digits. Your tan lines mean you have fun outside. I've fallen in love with your brown eyes. Your nose is exactly perfect. Your lips are amazing to kiss. Your bitten nails mean your strong, you've handled stress. Your thighs are muscular, not fat. And you look gorgeous in dresses, no matter what their size. You are beautiful, and your argument is invalid.
Put your boobs back in your shirt, get your butt off the sink, smile instead of doing that duck face, put your middle finger down ..... now see how many RESPECTABLE guys like your picture because you are beautiful .... not because you look easy.
Chandler: You're turning into a woman! Joey: No I'm not! Why would you say that? That's just mean! Chandler: Now I've upset you? What did I say? Joey: It's not what you said, it's just the way you said it Joey: Oh my God! I'm a woman!
today i was an amusemant park with my school, and i saw a hot guy. so i pulled out a sharpie, walked over to him, and said, "can i test my sharpie on you?" he shrugged so i took his arm, wrote my number on it, and walked away. i got a text a few minutes later saying, "i think it works." "How The Hell Am I SUpposed To Get This Sharpie Off My Arm?!?!?!?!?!"