LynnHa's Quotes

LynnHa
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 2:05am UTC

Dear Cinderella,
If the shoe fit so perfect, why did it fall off in the first place?
Sincerely, your curious Prince ♥

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LynnHa
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 2:00am UTC

Dear America's got talent
, Two of your judges are British...
Sincerely, how does this work?
♥

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LynnHa
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 4:15pm UTC

Dear everyone , Upset, bored, angry, or hungry? I'm here for you.
Sincerely, the fridge.
.
♥

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LynnHa
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June 27, 2011 4:03pm UTC

Dear girl with too much make-up,
Someone misses coloring books, huh? .Sincerely, anonymous
♥

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LynnHa
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 1:28am UTC

Dear Student in a quiet class,
CHDKAKSDFGHJKIEHALGKCHKSFLDKFKAC. Sincerely, the bag of chips you just tried to open.♥

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LynnHa
posted a quote
June 26, 2011 5:10am UTC

Dear Lazy People,
12343228854980.
Sincerely, you didn't even read the whole number did you?
♥

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LynnHa
posted a quote
June 26, 2011 4:09am UTC

Dear Tarzan,
If you were taught to speak English by people from England, then why do you have an American accent?
Sincerely, really Disney?

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LynnHa
posted a quote
June 26, 2011 3:49am UTC

Dear boyfriend,
When texting "my shirt smells like you..." be sure to spell "shirt" correctly :P
Sincerely, girlfriend
♥

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LynnHa
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 2:46pm UTC

Dear Jack Sparrow,
You are the only guy who can have long hair, beads, jewelry, eyeliner, and STILL be considered straight
Sincerely, teach me ♥

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LynnHa
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 8:23am UTC

Dear Prince Charming,
You seriously needed a shoe to figure out which girl you fell in love with?
Sincerely, Cinderella wasn't wearing a mask!
♥

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LynnHa
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 8:12am UTC

Dear fat woman on the bus with an attitude
Perhaps you could lose some weight if you ran like your mouth does.
Sincerely, please shut up.
nmf

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LynnHa
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 7:56am UTC

Dear Rihanna,
Please note that if you are "the only girl in the world," he isn't doing you because he loves you. You're just his only option. .Sincerely, just saying.
♥
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LynnHa
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 2:03am UTC

Dear Little Red Riding H ood,
If you can't tell the difference between me and a wolf,
you deserved to be eaten.
Sincerely, granny. ♥
nmf
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LynnHa
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 1:58am UTC

Dear friend on instant messenger,
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Sincerely, sorry, the cat walked across the keyboard :P

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LynnHa
posted a quote
June 19, 2011 8:49am UTC

Dear brother singingin the shower,
You have a lovely soprano voice. Beyonce would be jealous !
Sincerely,yeah, you'll see this on YouTube
♥

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LynnHa
posted a quote
June 19, 2011 8:42am UTC

Dear boy I met last night,
Thanks for texting me this morning
telling me you want
to get lost in my
blue eyes. Good luck with that...
Sincerely, they're brown... :P

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LynnHa
posted a quote
June 19, 2011 1:37am UTC

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Dear April 1st,
I'm taking you off the calendar
...Nobody fools me.
Sincerely, Chuck Norris

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LynnHa
posted a quote
June 18, 2011 8:06am UTC

Dear Troy,
Please enjoy this perfectly normal giant wooden horse. Sincerely, The Greeks ♥

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LynnHa
posted a quote
June 18, 2011 7:59am UTC

Dear diamonds,
You are no longer a girl's best friend.Sincerely, gay men everywhere
♥
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LynnHa
posted a quote
June 17, 2011 11:51pm UTC

Dear Jack Sparrow,
I like your beard !
Sincerely, Ke$ha
♥

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