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Kyari*

1. Kyari*
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2014 11:07pm UTC
   If I could force my heart, my ears, my mind
   And eyes to get in line
   Maybe I'll find something real
   Not a fantasy so divine
   Let myself down each time
   
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2. Kyari*
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2014 11:01pm UTC
   please ... let me be your anti depressiant
   
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3. Kyari*
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   August 15, 2014 10:56pm UTC
   From "bae" to "who?" real quick .
   
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4. Kyari*
   posted a quote
   March 5, 2014 2:51pm UTC
   my mom and dad never gave me "the talk"
   as a child. they must've known how unattractive and unsociable i would become.
   
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5. Kyari*
   posted a quote
   February 26, 2014 2:53pm UTC
   SO TODAY IN
   PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S
   PHONE WENT OFF
   AND HER RINGTONE
   WAS SHINE
   BRIGHT LIKE A
   DIAMOND AND MY
   TEACHER STOOD UP
   AND SAID TURN
   THAT THING OFF IF I
   HEAR IT AGAIN
   I WILL PERSONALLY
   TRACK DOWN
   RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN
   TO HER THAT
   DIAMONDS DO NOT
   SHINE THEY REFLECT
   nmq
   
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6. Kyari*
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2013 1:11pm UTC
   If Barbie was an actual woman,
   she would be 5’9” tall
   have a 39” bust
   an 18” waist
   33” hips
   & a size 3 shoe.
   Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs. At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions. Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”
   
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7. Kyari*
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2013 12:03pm UTC
   ♦Theyy Play My Favorite Songs On The Radioo Every 2 seconds & I Endd Up Hating It ♦
   
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8. Kyari*
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   August 10, 2013 10:52pm UTC
   Do Youu Take Me To Bee Your Lawful Text Mate To Have & To Hold In My Phones SD Card And Stale Jokes In Texting Matrimony & In Poor. Singel Until Low Battery & No Credit Do Us Part
   
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9. Kyari*
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   August 7, 2013 1:05am UTC
   That Awkward Moment When Witty Says Your Gonna Get 200 Likes And 162 Comments But I Dont Get That Amount....
   
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10. Kyari*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 12:55am UTC
    If You Tickle Me I Am Not Responsible For Any Injuries That May OR Will Occur .
    
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11. Kyari*
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    July 11, 2013 5:04pm UTC
    Mom - Why Cant You Go Outside & Make New Friends
    Me - But The Internet Is My Friend *Stares At Screen*
    
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12. Kyari*
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    July 11, 2013 2:00pm UTC
    ~I am not a perfectionist, but still I seek perfection. I am not a great romantic, but yet I yearn 4 affection
    
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13. Kyari*
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    July 11, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch Discovery Channel. What you tryna discover? New ways to leave me? NOT TODAY.
    
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14. Kyari*
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    July 11, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    My boyfriend not allowed to take a jog around the block, The f.uck he trying to do? Practice how he'll run away from me? I don't think so.
    
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15. Kyari*
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    July 11, 2013 1:41pm UTC
    Only God Can Judge Me. I don’t see why everybody feel as though that they gotta tell me how to live my life
    
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16. Kyari*
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    April 7, 2013 8:58pm UTC
    A Relationship Is 2 People , But I Guess Some B*tches Dont Know How To Count !
    
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17. Kyari*
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    April 7, 2013 8:55pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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18. Kyari*
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    April 7, 2013 3:51pm UTC
    Messy Females Talk Noise
    Stupid H.oes Chase Boys
    Ignorant Tricks Follow D.ick
    Bad B.itches Get Rich ..
    
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19. Kyari*
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    April 7, 2013 3:29am UTC
    When Witty Started : Jan 15 , 2004
    when Witty Ended : When All The True Wittians Stopped Making Quotes And Were Replaced With Directioners And Crapshacks ...
    
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20. Kyari*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 3:26am UTC
    SUCCESS IS THE BEST REVENGE !
    
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