LunaVersal

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LunaVersal

Status: ...Eh

Member Since: 12 Oct 2012 03:34pm

Last Seen: 18 May 2013 05:00pm

Birthday: February 12

Location: Somewhere over the rainbow...

Gender: F

user id: 334305

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Heyo. Welp...Hum...Where to start?
Hum...My name is Mallory. But PLEASE...Call me Mal.
Anyway...I enjoy long walks on the beach while watching the sunset.
That was sarcasm.
Another thing you should know about me is that I am probably THE MOST sarcastic person you will EVER meet.
It's a curse really.
But what can ya do? Eh. That's about it.
Ok. Bye now.

LunaVersal
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 6:13pm UTC

I thought you were
>>Different<<
Shows my judgement skills...
(It's whatever I guess...)

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LunaVersal
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November 10, 2012 7:35pm UTC

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LunaVersal
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 7:22pm UTC

I WISH I COULD HURT YOU THE WAY YOU HURT ME.
BUT I KNOW THAT IF I HAD THE CHANCE,
I WOULDN'T DO IT.

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LunaVersal
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 9:55pm UTC

It WILL hurt
It WILL take time
It WILL require dedication.
It WILL require will-power.
You WILL need to make healthy decisions.
It requires sacrifice.
You WILL need to push your body to it's max.
There WILL be temptation.
But, I promise you, when you reach your goal, it's
WORTH IT.

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LunaVersal
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 7:06pm UTC

You Jelly Brah?
Nah, man. Im Nutella.
That..jst happened.

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LunaVersal
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 6:59pm UTC

Just Be
♦♦You♦♦
(it's quite simple, actually)

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LunaVersal
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 2:57am UTC

Si seulement ...
Nous pourrions
►►►►AIMER.

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LunaVersal
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 12:29am UTC

*Today in Class*
Teacher: (Holding up a turkey baster) I don't know what this is called, so let's call it... "The Sucky Thingy"
Me: (Practically peeing myself because I'm laughing so hard)
Rest of Class: (Trying to hold in laughter)
*Joey walks in and starts dying in laughter as well*
Teacher: Joey, what's so funny?
Joey: (Stops laughing and says with a straight face...) The Sucky Thingy. THE SUCKY THINGY! (Runs over and gets right up in my face and whispers...) The. Sucky. Thingy.
*We die laughing*
...and that, my friends, is how I died today in class...
BTW... Joey is my HIM...

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LunaVersal
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 11:42pm UTC

Friendship is like...
Well...
Its Sorta Like...
Hmm...
I Can't Tell You What It Really Is, I Can Only Tell You What It Feels Like...AND RIGHT NOW, ITS A STEEL KNIFE IN MY WINDPIPE...I mean...
Um...
Friendship Is Like Peeing Your Pants...
Everyone Can See It...
But Only YOU, Can Feel The True Warmth.

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LunaVersal
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 12:56pm UTC

I Hate You.
We Break Up.
You Call Me.
I Love...No. Just NO.
Just because you called me up on the phone when you were feeling bored...Does not....And I repeat... DOES NOT. Mean that I will automatically start loving you again. Cause ya wanna know what? I still HATE YOU.
ALOT.
tart loving you again

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LunaVersal
posted a quote
October 12, 2012 4:06pm UTC

HIYA!!!
So..I'm new to witty...and...yeah. Um...feel free to follow me I guess.
It is called Following right? Well..if it's not, jst click the little icon thing on the bottom of this.
*PLEASE!!!* I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER!! And yes, I am aware of my awkwardness...
So...yeah.

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