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Heartless17*
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September 14, 2013 8:31pm UTC

I hid the body.... Now what?
Who is this?
Huntchman #2
What happened to Huntchman #1?
......
I 𝔥ⅈd 𝔱ℎⅇ bod𝕪․․․ Ⓝo𝗐 𝕨𝔥at?

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peace_love_friends94
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September 13, 2013 11:11pm UTC

I'm just trying to be your friend
---
But it's killing me

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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*silvergirl*
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September 12, 2013 6:57am UTC

Lies on my lips,
scars on my wrists,
burns on my hips.

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*silvergirl*
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September 11, 2013 7:31am UTC

Teacher: What best describe autumn?
White girl in my class: yoga pants, pumpkin spice lattes, campfires and leggings!
Me: *snort of derision*
Teacher: Typical white girl

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happiest*
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September 13, 2013 2:34pm UTC

if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something

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Asking_Alexis
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September 13, 2013 10:11pm UTC

I dont even want a relationship. i want someone cool who is like my best friend who doesnt want a relationship either, who could just hang out with me and cuddle with me and make out with me and go out to dinner but, we split it cause we're not together and just having fun being teenagers. we'll call each other bestfriends in frot of people and when we kiss theyll get super confused and we wont hive a sht cause its funny. i dont want a relationship, why do teenagers label everything?

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unicorn001
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September 13, 2013 3:38pm UTC

i was so hot yesterday, you should have seen me!
although that oven gave me a couple burns..

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*silvergirl*
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September 13, 2013 3:36pm UTC

And who would even care?
Certainly not you.
If you did care you wouldn't live
a lie

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*silvergirl*
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September 13, 2013 4:03pm UTC

So today in music class we were telling everyone in the class something they didn't know about ourselves . People said "I hate country music" or stuff like that . I told them about my horse back riding....
It was all good untill it is this guys turn ...
he says
"I am addicted to cocaine"

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theWalrus
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September 12, 2013 9:29pm UTC

When Miley Cyrus is naked & licks a hammer
it’s “art” and “music”.. but when I do it,
I’m “wasted” and “have to leave Home Depot”

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jcasey2m2n
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September 13, 2013 5:11pm UTC

Im just sick of everything now the fighting the shouting the depression the anger i try to cheer myself up but that doesn't work and i always end up annoying someone in the process which also makes me feel bad :(

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MissyLizzie
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September 13, 2013 3:59pm UTC

The scary thing is that I learnt how to cry so that nobody can hear.

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BluRoseHeart*
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September 13, 2013 12:34am UTC

"Don't you worry your pretty little mind, people throw rocks at things that shine."

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The Ukrainian Chick*
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September 13, 2013 12:04am UTC

I think about you 25/8

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bye*
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September 12, 2013 6:02pm UTC

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

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* Sabaism *
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September 12, 2013 5:24pm UTC

Confession #29 (This counts as Story #2 too because I said so.)
I havn't willingly ate meat in 4 years as of today
So like I was 13 when I gave it up
I remember it clearly
I was staying the night at a friend's house
They lived on a farm.
His dad comes into the house and says
'Hey. Wanna see something cool?'
So I follow him because of course I want to see something cool
He cuts a chicken's head off
Right there infront of me
And I just stood there and watched
As it flopped around,
Not wanting to give life up just yet
I remember running to the bathroom
And I cried for that chicken
Now everytime I see someone eating meat
All I can think about is that chicken's struggle.
The last time I was forced to eat meat was a few days ago
It was weird
Because like they held me down and said
'It tastes good, you'll learn to love it again'
Once again I thought of the chicken
And they're just watching as I'm sitting there like crying
I was tempted to like cut a part of my toe or something off
As a way to apologize.
Upon realizing I could never feel the pain that the animal felt as it was dying
Without dying myself
I just decided to punch a few walls,
Break some knuckles
And call it good.
Don't get me wrong,
I have nothing against meat eaters
I understand it's the normal thing to eat and all
I wont offend you for what you eat
As long as you don't offend me.

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Hale_Storm18
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September 12, 2013 5:58am UTC

Teenage white guys are so much worse than teenage white girls. Why doesn't everyone make fun of them instead?

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lovelifegirl
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 1:18am UTC

Your love is ice, my heart is frozen
In your avalanche
I cannot breathe, my lungs are closin'
In your avalanche
I cannot move when you hold me...
I'm buried deep in your avalanche

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StephanieCollado
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September 13, 2013 12:30am UTC

We all know that one person who...
deserves a slap to the face,
with a brick,
from the Hulk,
on steroids

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