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  1. 0_ox 0_ox
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2009 9:30pm UTC
    Am I The Only One
    w h o...........................h a s
    i n s i d e j o k e s
    with myself?

  2. 0_ox 0_ox
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2009 8:50pm UTC
    I Think Im Pulling
    one of those i-really-wish-i-wasnt-here-right-now-fake-smiles.
    ___xbecause I really dont wanna see your face today.
    and I dont wanna hear what you have to say to me.

  3. LuckyDuckyyGurliee77 LuckyDuckyyGurliee77
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2009 9:30pm UTC
    ~ Just a bit of advice
    Never try to change yourself, no matter who tells you that you look bad or you don't wear the right clothes. They're just trying to take out on you what they think of themselves, so if anyone tells you that you aren't pretty, just think about who is looking back at you in that mirror, that's who really knows you're pretty. You are pretty and so is that person who tells you that you're not, they just havent realized it yet. Never Ever give up on you

    ~Just letting everyone know before school starts, to start being yourselves. IDK possible series if people like em! <3

  4. iN_tHe_ClouDs_xo iN_tHe_ClouDs_xo
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2009 2:16pm UTC
    Sorry-Hannah-Montana
    >> but - most - people - barley - get - the - best - of <<
    one - world*
    love thiss<3
    agian seen in a friends
    profilee credit ferr edit


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. peiceofmetaylor peiceofmetaylor
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2009 4:50pm UTC
    --->&A nd who hasn't Wondered<----
    Do they bury people with their braces on?
    If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
    On Spongebob, why is there water in the water of the ocean?
    How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
    Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
    Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?
    How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
    If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?
    Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
    Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
    Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?
    Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
    Does the postman deliver his own mail?
    Why is it that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
    If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?
    Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?
    How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
    You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
    If there's a speed for light, what's the speed of dark?
    Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
    Why do we sing ''Take me out to the ballgame'' when we are already there?

  7. helllogooodbye helllogooodbye
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2009 7:57pm UTC
    be nice to everyone because ;
    ONE DAY, THEY COULD BECOME A [ F A M O U S C E L E B R I T Y ] AND YOU’LLBE SORRY.
    OR… THEY WILL BECOME A [ S E R I A L K I L L E R ] AND YOU’LL BE REALLY SORRY. (:
    credit for edit.
    this is super funny <3 !

  8. abc123dorayme abc123dorayme
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2009 6:55pm UTC
    Friends are like Computers;;
    They can sometimes be very slow
    You learn all the latest gossip from them
    They know your whole past
    You can learn alot from them
    Even when you leave, they'll still know all your secrects and past
    & And the only way to for them to permanatly forget your history::
    Is by smashing them to pieces with a hammer =]

  9. snowsurfsunx3 snowsurfsunx3
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2009 6:09pm UTC
    so i was just walking down the street minding my own business,
    i passed a woman being mugged! i think...
    "OH MY GOD."
    ...
    "I left the water on!"

  10. DreAmLesS_NiGht DreAmLesS_NiGht
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2009 8:00pm UTC
    Don't judge a boy by his boxers
    its in the inside that counts.
    ([..WHOAA..that came out wrong...])
    half credit.
    ending is mine.
    mawaha! (;

  11. SnowWhite SnowWhite
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2009 10:17pm UTC
    "PPVS"
    Phanton Phone Vibration Syndrome.
    when you think your phone vibrates when it doesnt.
    *Credit to my Best friend (forever&ever) Lindsey*

  12. BlueIdeZacAttack18 BlueIdeZacAttack18
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2009 10:05pm UTC
    What would I be without a best friend?
    probably... normal.

  13. NATZEE101 NATZEE101
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2009 5:53pm UTC
    &+ I am The Type of Girl
    That c.a.n.n.o.t sleep with just >o n e< stuffed animal
    because i feel bad for the other ones.

  14. woahitssteex3 woahitssteex3
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2009 9:05pm UTC
    &* the next time i play hide and go seek
    t h e b a t h r o o m w i l l b e m y h i d i n g s p o t
    --> because it seems like everytime i play that game
    i always have to pee
    _______________________

  15. whoaaitsGRACIE whoaaitsGRACIE
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2009 2:19pm UTC
    LMAO MOMENT #3
    Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad.
    She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
    driveway that goes from 0 to 250 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
    The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
    up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
    gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
    Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
    the box back in the house.
    "she opened to find a brand new bathroom scale."
    :)
    heyyy if anyone has any LMAO moments tell me in my profile comments!
    i'll give you creditt and follow you!
    thankss! :)

  16. soccer_is_life soccer_is_life
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2009 1:32pm UTC
    funny things my best guy friends say #1
    trever: hey ladies. um, what are you doing...?
    stella and i (staring at his crotch): what would you do if we talked to you like this ?
    trever: i wouldn't blame you.
    ahaha. series ?

  17. emt825 emt825
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2009 12:59pm UTC
    Today, while shopping for school supplies,
    I heard a girl telling her dad she wanted a Jonas Brothers binder.
    The dad replied
    "NO! THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE GAY!"
    I laughed.
    MLIA

  18. crazyem17xo crazyem17xo
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2009 5:06pm UTC
    My mom tells me that my room's a mess
    But I tell her that its not
    ((...I just organize differently...))

  19. xonadiaxo xonadiaxo
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2009 7:20pm UTC
    Today,
    I yelled "AVADA KEDAVRA!"
    from the second story of a mall, pointing
    at the people on the floor below. To my
    intense satisfaction, some guy
    pretended to die dramatically
    and dropped to the floor.
    MLIA

  20. HollisterLove HollisterLove
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2009 9:58pm UTC
    Today, inspired by MLIA, I called a fast food restaurant and asked,
    "is this the Krusty Krab?" The guy on the other end said,
    "No, this is Patrick." Easily the highlight of my summer.
    [MLIA]

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