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Lubeinuranus

1. Lubeinuranus
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   April 2, 2012 12:06am UTC
   Hurricanes are like women, when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.
   
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2. Lubeinuranus
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   April 1, 2012 8:57pm UTC
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3. Lubeinuranus
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   March 28, 2012 8:02pm UTC
   just took the biggest crap ever, omg there is blood everywhere!!!
   
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4. Lubeinuranus
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   March 28, 2012 4:25pm UTC
   some kid that goes to my wont tell me who he likes and i really want to know
   
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5. Lubeinuranus
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   March 27, 2012 11:44pm UTC
   i have huge wood right now
   
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6. Lubeinuranus
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   March 27, 2012 11:31pm UTC
   there once was a man who wanted some McDonalds, but he couldnt because he lived in new mexico and it started to snow and they closed down the roads, that also meant he couldnt cheat on his girlfriend with some illeagle immagrant from mexico, but he wanted to put his nail inside of her wood (if you know what i mean) so he drove through the snow, but then a truck ran him into a mcdonalds sign he survived the crash, but then as he walked out of his car, the mcdonalds sign fell on top off him and he died
   the end.
   
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7. Lubeinuranus
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   March 27, 2012 11:24pm UTC
   i just did a mad lib and my mom got mad at me cause i rote down that i wanted to f some red head at our school...
   
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8. Lubeinuranus
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   March 27, 2012 11:18pm UTC
   yo mamas like a phone, even a 3 year old can pick her up
   
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9. Lubeinuranus
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   March 27, 2012 11:15pm UTC
   your mom is like a tsunami, they both swallow a lot of seamen
   
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10. Lubeinuranus
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    March 27, 2012 11:12pm UTC
    your mom is like a basketball, everyone gets a shot
    
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11. Lubeinuranus
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    March 27, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    ur mom is like a light switch, even a three year old can turn her on
    
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12. Lubeinuranus
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    March 27, 2012 11:07pm UTC
    ur mom is like a libary, free and open to the public
    
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13. Lubeinuranus
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    March 27, 2012 10:53pm UTC
    your mom is like a bowling ball, big fat and 3 finger can fit inside of her
    
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14. Lubeinuranus
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    March 27, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    i want some kfc but i dont feel like friving 700 miles to Bozemant Montana USA to get it!!!!!!!
    
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    March 27, 2012 10:45pm UTC
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    March 27, 2012 10:42pm UTC
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17. Lubeinuranus
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    March 27, 2012 10:40pm UTC
    Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.
    
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18. Lubeinuranus
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    March 27, 2012 10:36pm UTC
    I finally got the courage to ask you on a date. So just say yes, let the future fall into place.
    
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19. Lubeinuranus
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    March 27, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    They say success is the best revenge, ao I beat DeShay up with the stack of magazines I'm in.
    
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20. Lubeinuranus
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    March 27, 2012 10:30pm UTC
    Where the fat ones at, I got somethin to feed em In some cookin books the black kids never wanted to read em.
    
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