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  1. LoversGonnaLove LoversGonnaLove
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 5:56pm UTC
    This morning I went to hug
    someone real sexy, but the stupid mirror got in the way
    format by sandrasaurus

  2. LoversGonnaLove LoversGonnaLove
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 8:14am UTC
    Don't say:
    "lol"
    "JK"
    "ROFL"
    "TTYL"
    We're are humans, not Phones
    ...
    Is it really hard to say some extra letters in your words???

  3. LoversGonnaLove LoversGonnaLove
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 8:09am UTC
    In a parallel universe:
    Teen Girls: I'm so beautiful, I love life and I would never cut!
    Come on girls, can't we be like the parallel girls?

  4. LoversGonnaLove LoversGonnaLove
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 6:54am UTC
    Not to spam but you
    Should all check out "sevengoldengirls" on youtube.
    They just make me smile (;
    Credit to dearblankpleaseblank

  5. LoversGonnaLove LoversGonnaLove
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 6:48am UTC
    You know you're still a kid when...
    You blow bubbles in your drink
    WHEN YOU GET A STRAW

  6. LoversGonnaLove LoversGonnaLove
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    If One Direction
    wins any awards,
    Kanye, you back off
    Or I'll kick you with my shoe.

  7. LoversGonnaLove LoversGonnaLove
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    Great my frog got a witty
    Now he can stalk me
    But still go check him out, he is bored out of his mind
    Username: FR0G
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  8. LoversGonnaLove LoversGonnaLove
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 9:42am UTC
    ///////////////////////
    Summer is coming. ♥
    And so is my razor.

  9. LoversGonnaLove LoversGonnaLove
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 9:42am UTC
    ///////////////////////
    Summer is coming. ♥
    And so is my razor.

  10. LoversGonnaLove LoversGonnaLove
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 6:52am UTC
    Last night my brother wouldn't stop being annoying
    So I threatened to stab him with my spoon,
    He didn't stop.
    He yelled at me cause he still has a mark
    I stick to my promise brother

  11. LoversGonnaLove LoversGonnaLove
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 6:48am UTC
    *Finds a flower*
    HE LOVES ME!!!
    He loves me not....
    HE LOVES ME!!!
    Oh...... he loves me not....

  12. LoversGonnaLove LoversGonnaLove
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    *Mom taking picture*
    Mom: Say cheese
    Me: Crackerssssss!
    Just me?

  13. LoversGonnaLove LoversGonnaLove
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 2:12pm UTC
    Do You Ever Feel
    Like there's more to life then being on witty
    all day?
    .........
    NoPe

  14. LoversGonnaLove LoversGonnaLove
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    So
    OMG
    Cool
    Cause you
    End up
    Running like the wind

  15. LoversGonnaLove LoversGonnaLove
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    Who else agrees
    When you get Ice Cream from the Ice Cream Truck, It tastes 1000x better then store bought

  16. LoversGonnaLove LoversGonnaLove
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    ------------
    When a get a job at Pizza Hut-
    Person 1: Is this Pizza Hut?
    Me: No this is Patrick *Hangs Up*
    Person 2: Is this Pizza Hut?
    Me: No this is Patrick *Hangs Up*
    Person : Is this Pizza Hut?
    Me: No this is Patrick *Hangs Up*
    I'll probably get fired, but It will be so worth it
    ------------

  17. LoversGonnaLove LoversGonnaLove
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 1:28pm UTC
    Last Christmas, I gave my heart
    The very next dy
    You gave it away

  18. LoversGonnaLove LoversGonnaLove
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 11:51am UTC
    Remember when
    Nobody's Perfect
    Was the most popular song?
    And one one new who One Direction was

  19. LoversGonnaLove LoversGonnaLove
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 11:46am UTC
    Ok so.......
    The fact that you
    keep scrolling down
    means that you
    eather one-
    Are bored and curious
    or two-
    You care about this quoute
    you can stop scrolling now
    I mean it
    Ok, now your getting annoying
    ............
    Really?
    Thats IT!!
    STOP SCROLLING
    And Fav if you came all the way down here

  20. LoversGonnaLove LoversGonnaLove
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 11:42am UTC
    At Store, Looking for something
    Me:
    "OMG this is so cute!
    Mom can I please get it?"
    Mom:
    "Are you sure your going to
    wear it?"
    Me:
    "YES YES YES!"
    Mom
    "OK then"
    At home:
    Me:
    "...... This is so ugly"
    One week latter:
    Mom:
    "Hey what happened to that top I got
    you, the one you said you loved?"
    Me
    "....Uhhhh"
    Mom:
    "Well?"
    Me:
    "My Hamster ate it.."
    Mom
    "Why didn't you say so?
    I'll go buy you another one
    sweetie"
    Me:
    "......... K."

:)

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