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  1. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    Why wait for 11:11?
    When God is avalible 24/7

  2. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    Wish me luck in the Olympics.
    Just kidding. I'm on my fourth cupcake.

  3. letshavesomefun letshavesomefun
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    When I was little,
    My dad convinced me that the ice cream truck
    only played music when it was sold out.
    Well played Dad, well played.

  4. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    Website: did you know that the more attracted you are to a person, the easier it is for
    that individual to make you laugh?
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: is that why i laugh at my own jokes

  5. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    Scared to move forward,
    afraid to look back.
    Stuck between wanting the future,
    and missing the past.
    MY QUOTE.
    Format Credit: TheMascaraSeries.

  6. xxLonelyLoverxx xxLonelyLoverxx
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    Looking at your hair underwater
    and feeling like a mermaid.

  7. xxLonelyLoverxx xxLonelyLoverxx
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    *At home* Me: "I want to go out, I want friends."
    *When I go out* Me: "I want to go home, I hate people.

  8. sydkid123 sydkid123
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all the laws of physics, does 10 back flips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the backround
    me: falls on my face trying to put on socks

  9. livelaughlovee16 livelaughlovee16
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    today i was an amusmant park with my school,
    and i saw a hot guy.
    so i pulled out a sharpie,
    walked over to him,
    and said,
    "can i test my sharpie on you?"
    he shrugged so i took his arm,
    wrote my number on it, and walked away.
    i got a text a few minutes later saying,
    "i think it works."

  10. Haleyismehname619 Haleyismehname619
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    Sleeping.
    The one place where you can escape reality and enter a world of dreams(:
    all mine<3

  11. belladancer516 belladancer516
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    Problem with me?
    Tell me to my face, not on witty profiles.
    nmf

  12. OneDirectionInfection1031 OneDirectionInfection1031
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 4:58pm UTC
    flipflop belly tops
    lemonade in the shade
    blue skies ...... hot guys
    late nights ...... water fights
    ice-cream ...... sweet dreams
    party time ...... lookin' fine
    sleepin' in ...... sneakin' out
    THATS WHAT GIRLS ARE ALL ABOUT!♥
    nmf

  13. ILoveStarWars ILoveStarWars
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    Last day of school:
    Normal people: I'm gonna miss you so much! *Crying*
    Me: I hated you all.

  14. CupCakez CupCakez
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    *****
    Saying :
    I'm too stuiped to do
    something that smart.
    Or,
    I'm too smart to do
    something that
    stuipd.
    *****
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  15. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    This is just a survey..
    me and my friends were having a shorts v.s. skirts arguement. So
    PLEASE help us out. Click the <3 if you prefer shorts or comment if
    you prefer skirts. This is NOT for faves. I promise you. I just want to
    know you girls prefer wearing shorts or skirts.
    xxAlwaysSmilexx was one of my friends that i was arguing with xD

  16. Bridgetlovesu Bridgetlovesu
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:53am UTC
    0 Faves- I'm ugly
    5 Faves- I'm okay
    10 Faves- I'm pretty
    15 Faves- I'm beautiful
    20+ - I'm breathtaking
    repost if you're not afraid :)
    (By the way, I'm only posting this to show I'm not scared) <3

  17. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    Awkward Moment
    When you are laughing
    and piece of gum you are chewing
    came outta your mouth

  18. JuJubee612 JuJubee612
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 10:22pm UTC
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    The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears. And the kindest hearts have felt the most pain.
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  19. cheetah678 cheetah678
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 3:00pm UTC
    When the clock gets hungry
    It goes back four seconds
    Fav if you get it

  20. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    [Be]a[u]tiful♥

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