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my_weird_life
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October 26, 2012 10:48pm UTC

Mirror Mirror, on the wall
I just want to be pretty, that's all
I want to feel confident and be accepted by society
Maybe if this happened, it would stop my depression and anxiety
I want to feel happy, and be the girl that guys crush on
Have flawless skin and have everyone saying "Dayyumm"
I wish I didn't have contacts, and ugly braces
I want to look beautiful when I go places
But, instead I just stay at home, wishing I had a social life
Later, I'll be a cat lady, instead of a hardworking housewife :)
~Tumblr~

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LolSoTrueQuotes
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October 21, 2012 7:07pm UTC

Lol So True: #182
Wait, let me grab you some tissue, your bullshit is leaking out the sides of your mouth.
lolsotrue.com

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kairTheBoy
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October 21, 2012 7:14pm UTC

kissing burns 26 calories a minute.....
so wanna work out. ;)
nmq\mf

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kyotokitten
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October 21, 2012 2:04pm UTC

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ConverseLover
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October 21, 2012 1:49pm UTC

My Mom's Friend: We would love to have you babysit!
Me:
Her:
Me:
Her: Who am I kidding, we never go anywhere.
Me:
Her:
Me: THIS IS GOING TO BE ME.
Me:
Her:
Me: ...except I'll be asking people to watch my cats..
nmf

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horsegirl99
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October 21, 2012 1:50pm UTC

Modern Family Moment #1:
Cam: Ow! She bit me!
Cam: Ow! She did it again! It's like twilight back here!

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Thatgirl16
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October 21, 2012 1:52pm UTC

There's always that annoying over emotional person at a movie theatre.

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horsegirl99
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October 21, 2012 1:53pm UTC

Modern Family Moment #2:
Luke: Every time you say "Luke" I think you're saying "Look".
Gloria: I don't hear the difference.
Luke: It's not that hard, one is my name.
Gloria: Juan is not you're name!
~From the express christmas episode~

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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October 21, 2012 1:41pm UTC

Roses Are Red
My Names Dave
This poem makes no sense
Microwave
nmq

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MoonAngel
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October 21, 2012 1:41pm UTC

Bf : HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABYYY!!!!!!
Me: Awww thank you sweetheart , what did you get me? huh huh huh =) =) =)
Bf : It was a supsrise , but you remember that Pink Mercedes you wanted so bad?
Me: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG! YES YES YES!! IM SCREAMING RIGHT NOW
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bf : Well , i got you a toothbrush , same color.
OWNED.

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smileschangepeople
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October 21, 2012 1:41pm UTC

Empty chairs
never lead to happy things
when a little kid is looking at them
all teary eyed

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SayingWhatMeFeel
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October 21, 2012 1:36pm UTC

Things I Hear During School
*Math Class*
Teacher: "If I was a bear, I'd be a Grizzly bear."
Girl: "I think I'd be a Teddy bear.."
Teacher: "YOU PEDOPHILE! You like to sleep with young children!? I'm disgusted.."
Class: "What."
Aha, because teddy bears sleep with
little kids, get it? :P
My school is so weird.

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Cbsk8r
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October 21, 2012 1:36pm UTC

I bet no guy
Has the guts to write me a paragraph
on my profile that I will never forget
Girls, pass this on to find out who is the nicest guy on witty.
See what guy can actually write a paragraph that will surprise you.

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pleasespeaktomyface
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October 21, 2012 1:39pm UTC

Just because you're unique
doesn't mean you're useful.

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pleasespeaktomyface
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October 21, 2012 1:37pm UTC

Instead of Gangnam Style,
does Batman dance to Gotham Style?

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thisworldismad
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October 21, 2012 1:37pm UTC

-at a breast cancer walk-
guy behind me #1: man, I should've brought my long board and I could've rode it the whole time.
guy behind me #2: I wish I brought my brother's fish.
LMFAO WHAAT.
-back at my friend's house playing Rock Band-
me: what should we name our band?
friend: The Brother's Fish.

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Kelsie15
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October 21, 2012 1:37pm UTC

Laughing until you cry.

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