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anonymous_girl
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October 9, 2014 8:58pm UTC

Do you ever want to kiss someone out of nowhere? Just completely random?

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_Jannette
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October 9, 2014 12:39am UTC

No one ever seems to be scared of losing me.

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Gpc11
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October 9, 2014 1:12am UTC

Pick up line:Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

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4/20 b!!!ttcchh *
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October 7, 2014 10:53pm UTC

That moment you realize you've lost every one. 😭💔

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DawnsAshes313
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October 6, 2014 8:21pm UTC

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GhostTown
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October 6, 2014 8:21pm UTC

I really need to stop depending on random strangers on Yahoo Answers to help me solve my Math problems.

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happiest*
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October 11, 2013 2:27pm UTC

At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”

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Hale_Storm18
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October 13, 2013 2:54pm UTC

guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science

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SecretLife96
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October 5, 2014 11:21pm UTC

I have 40 minutes until I turn 18...I feel like there are so many new responsibilites and I don't know if I'll be able to handle them all...HELP ME?!

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Aurora876
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July 27, 2014 8:02pm UTC

Wish you still cared about me like I care for you. Yeah we broke up Friday but I was there for you. I tried so hard, you pushed me away. I loved you and still do, I'd take you back even after you mentally cheated and I had done somethings I'm not proud of. That's what a relationship is built on, trust, love, and honesty. I came clean when I cheated but you kept telling me you're thinking of different girls. You think I'd let any guy just screw me? That's not the case, I let you cause I trusted you with my body and I guess I was wrong. I'm glad I didn't give this to you, god forbid you'd read this. I still love you, every time I get a text I secretly hope it's you. It's hard to forget you when I still have your jacket/shirt and people keep asking is we're together. I'm numb writing this. Look what you've done, I'm crying every night wishing you'd make it okay but instead you're on snapchat saying how bored you are at 2 in the morning. People hate you for how you treated me I hate you too.

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Gpc11
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October 4, 2014 1:50am UTC

Pick up line:If I had 4 quarters to give to the 4 prettiest girls in the world, you would have a dollar.

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AmandaDorn*
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May 16, 2014 10:21pm UTC

its funny when someone is trying to be your friend after hatting you for so many years

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MyWittyProfile
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May 16, 2014 10:35pm UTC

Reasons for my misery:
• boys
• being fat

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goawayanthony*
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February 23, 2014 4:26pm UTC

im buysexual.
you buy me food, I become sexual

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Ninja918
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February 23, 2014 6:18pm UTC

Madonna is 55, her boyfriend is 22.
Tina Turner is 75, her boyfriend is 49.
JLo is 42, her boyfriend is 26.
Still single???
Relax. Your boyfriend has not been born yet.

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*crybaby*
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February 17, 2014 12:41am UTC

"mum im bleeding"
"oh sweetie there's no need to be worried that's just a sign that you're becoming a woman"
"thank god, i was really starting to get worried about this axe in my shoulder"

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happiest*
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February 7, 2014 5:06pm UTC

i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that

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happiest*
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February 8, 2014 4:19pm UTC

No but I actually talk to myself a lot and it’s an actual big problem, like I’ll be thinking something or imagining a conversation in my head and I’ll start muttering or mouthing the words and sometimes I even start making faces and I don’t even realize I’m doing it and it’s actually a really big issue.

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happiest*
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January 29, 2014 1:12pm UTC

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

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happiest*
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February 6, 2014 2:25pm UTC

Did you ever realize how much your body loves you? It’s always trying to keep you alive. It’s making sure you breathe while you sleep, stopping cuts from bleeding, fixing broken bones, finding ways to beat the illnesses that might get you. Your body literally loves you so much. It’s time you start loving it back.

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