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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 6:12pm UTC
    A remake of George Orwell’s
    “Nineteen Eighty-Four” that follows the plot and tone of the book exactly, but plays Bowling for Soup’s “1985” over the credits, leaving the audience baffled and wondering if it was supposed to imply a forthcoming, really inappropriate, sequel.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 6:13pm UTC
    COMPLIMENTS THAT AREN’T ABOUT PHYSICAL APPEARANCE
    1) You’re empowering.
    2) I like your voice.
    3) You’re strong.
    4) I think your ideas/beliefs matter.
    5) I’m so happy you exist.
    6) More people should be listening to what you have to say.
    7) You’re a very warm hearted person.
    8) It’s nice seeing such kindness.
    9) You’re very down to earth.
    10) You have a beautiful soul.
    11) You inspire me to become a better person.
    12) Our conversations bring me a lot of joy.
    13) It’s good to see someone care so much.
    14) You’re so understanding.
    15) You matter a lot to me.
    16) You’re important even if you don’t think so.
    17) You’re intelligent.
    18) Your passion is contagious.
    19) Your confidence is refreshing.
    20) You restore my faith in humanity.
    21) You’re great at being creative.
    22) You’re so talented at ____.
    23) I don’t get tired of you the way I get tired of other people.
    24) You have great taste in ___.
    25) I’m happy I stayed alive long enough to meet you.
    26) I wish more people were like you.
    27) You’re so good at loving people.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 6:15pm UTC
    do you ever just eat really good food
    and moan like your having an org4sm

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 6:17pm UTC
    if you drink enough vodka
    it tastes like love

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 6:18pm UTC
    im not smokin pot
    im smokin hot

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 6:20pm UTC
    you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 6:40pm UTC
    I’m very strong, I could fight off
    maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 6:41pm UTC
    i can’t believe your hips
    would just lie to me like that

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 6:43pm UTC
    Rapunzel Rapunzel
    let down that stank weave

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 6:46pm UTC
    no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because
    if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that sht

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 6:48pm UTC
    you’re my rock…
    my dwayne.... my johnson

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 6:49pm UTC
    books are just dead tattooed trees

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 6:54pm UTC
    one time i was channel surfing and
    i came to a scene in twilight where rob pattinson climbs up into a tree as edward cullen and i changed the channel and rob pattinson hopped out of a tree as cedric diggory from harry potter

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 7:05pm UTC
    “Get excited about the little things. About wearing a new outfit for the first time. About Sunday brunches with your best friends. About the new cute guy in your class. About finding an extra dollar in your pocket. About anything that even remotely makes you happy because as you grow up, passions fade and enthusiasm gets mistaken for foolishness. So don’t let the grey world stop you from shining.”

  15. chasingsunshine chasingsunshine
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2014 8:26am UTC
    you know when you have a fly in your room
    and it can't get oout of the window
    even though it is clearly open
    when it keeps throwing itself at the glass
    as if to break it
    but doesn't realise
    there is an opening just below
    that's us.
    we are the flies
    trapped in the rooms
    trying to force our way out of the box
    but not realising
    there is a perfectly simple way through
    -rv

  16. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2014 7:57pm UTC
    one of the worst feelings ever, i've
    learned, is not knowing who your
    real friends are. the ones who you
    think are always there for you can
    quickly decide to go behind your
    back. you never really know
    someone, it seems. no one is for real
    anymore. (nm)

  17. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2014 8:00pm UTC
    I confess, you are the
    best thing in my life
    Please don't remove this!

  18. LoveYourOwnWay LoveYourOwnWay
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2014 10:52pm UTC
    ||: SING :||

  19. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2014 12:56am UTC
    I hate how people try to base maturity off of age because honestly there are adults who act like children and teenagers who act like adult.
    © format : jannette

  20. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2014 10:36pm UTC
    i don't understand how i can get so much joy from covering
    my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

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