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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 5:51pm UTC
    Teacher: We're gonna watch a movie today!
    Class: (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
    Teacher: You have to take notes.
    Class: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
    Teacher: You're handing them in for a grade.
    Class: ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽

  3. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 5:12pm UTC
    I always talk about you guys to people I know
    As my hilarious best friends from a different school.

  4. jessicabliss jessicabliss
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 6:31pm UTC
    There is nothing better than
    waking up and finding that you have a snow day.


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 1:04pm UTC
    me: *takes 50 selfies*
    me: *deletes 49*
    me: *stares at that one selfie til it turns ugly*
    me: *deletes that too*

  7. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 1:11pm UTC
    me: oh I look nice in this picture!
    me: I'm gonna use it as profile picture on all my social network accounts for the next 54 years.

  8. LoveYourLifeee LoveYourLifeee
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    Just Because She's Pretty; Doesn't Mean That You're Not.

  9. ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ * ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 2:48pm UTC
    if grandma has been run over by a reindeer
    every Christmas eve since 1979,
    I'm beginning to think that it wasn't an accident...

  10. ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ * ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    Last Christmas I gave you my heart
    the very next day you
    were still quite shaken over
    this gory and incomprehensible gesture

  11. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 5:37pm UTC
    They call me Macklemore in math class
    because I'm always like; what what what what
    what what what what what what what what
    what what what what

  12. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 5:43pm UTC
    Girls are attracted to as.sholes because
    in elementary school girls were told that
    “if he’s mean to you that means he
    likes you”

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 1:55am UTC
    when people ask you what's you've
    been doing with your life just reply "marathons" because they don't know if you're talking about running a lot or netflix

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 2:41am UTC
    if i were a snake i would probably
    accidentally tie myself into a knot

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 2:55am UTC
    long distance relationships suck.
    my couch is way too far away from my fridge.

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 2:57am UTC
    my friend who snorts cocaine won't eat
    cookie dough because "it's bad for you."

  17. Leslie and Alli * Leslie and Alli *
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Sunflowers are yellow....
    I bet you where expecting something romantic..
    Nope just some gardening facts.


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 11:57am UTC
    me: *puts earphones in*
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me: oh right me: *plays music*
    Jannette's format | Don't remove

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