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  2. AlyssaBreanne* AlyssaBreanne*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    I still miss you...
    and maybe even still like you,
    But I'm done chasing after you
    when you won't even let me catch up.

  3. KatieKayface KatieKayface
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    Seriously though, who wants to be my friend?

  4. forgetandmoveon forgetandmoveon
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    ~ If you never try, you'll never know ~


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 8:01pm UTC
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  7. joshmet1 joshmet1
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    First day of school:
    me: f*ck you
    me: f*ck you
    me: f*ck you
    me: damn you sexy
    me: f*ck you
    me: f*ck you
    me: definitely f*ck you
    me: MAHH NIGGAHHH!!!!!

  8. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 1:56pm UTC
    Biitch: You're fat.
    Me: Sorry, can't hear you, having an intense makeout session with pizza.

  9. becarefree becarefree
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 1:43pm UTC
    Sometimes I wish that
    Niall Horan had his old teeth
    so that he would show people that you don't need perfection to shine<3

  10. FabandFunny FabandFunny
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    When ever some calls
    me ugly, I get super sad & hug
    them because I know how
    hard life is for the visually
    impaired.

  11. Sabina* Sabina*
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    when you take a shower in the middle of the day and you dont know whether to put on normal clothes or pjs

  12. whatagorgeousmess whatagorgeousmess
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    WELL.
    With no-shave November,
    Halo 4,
    and Black Ops 2
    coming out this month, I'm predicting that
    teen pregnancies will be at an all-time low.

  13. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    Parents: So what are you learning in math at the moment?
    Me: That's a good question.

  14. EnaBoBena EnaBoBena
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    ☞Excuse me...
    Can you tell your pants it's not very polite to point... thanks.ツ

  15. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    God didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come pretty close.

  16. JuniorMint801 JuniorMint801
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    QUICK QUESTION:
    Can you like this if you have a younger sibling? I'm curious :)

  17. xDanteMilesx xDanteMilesx
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    Me: Omg, That joke was so *bursts out laughing*
    Friends: Go on
    Me: It went 'Then the*carries on laughing*
    Friends: Yes
    Me: *breathing heavily and slowly* 'it was' * Sits there clapping like
    a retarded seal
    Just me?.

  18. xDanteMilesx xDanteMilesx
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    Boy: I Hate Justin Bieber
    Girl: No, You hate the fact your not him.

  19. loveizzy loveizzy
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    family: so what are your future plans?
    me: lose weight and gain followers.

  20. KT_143 KT_143
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    Mom: What happened to your room!?
    Me: Uhhh, Hurricane Sandy visited.
    Mom:
    Me
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom: That's not funny! You're grounded!

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