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lithium*
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 8:08pm UTC

and now presenting the five stages of becoming attracted to a person
stage 1: denial
"?????? ???? ??"
don't look at me
i don't even know
stage two: anger
"UGH!!!"
"DUMMY"
"B("
stage three: bargaining
"stop that"
"why would you" "no" "stop this at once"
"do not"
stage four: depression
[loud crying]
"you are so cute and i am so sad"
stage five: acceptance
"and there it is"
[sighs loudly] "that's all i have to say"
"i love you"

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lithium*
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September 20, 2013 8:02pm UTC

2009 was a dark time for us all

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lithium*
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September 20, 2013 7:58pm UTC

interviewer: so you said your special talents were... 'doing your mom'... is this correct?
me: yes.
[silence]
interviewer: welcome aboard

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lithium*
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 10:31pm UTC

what do caterpillars have in their beds??
caterPILLOWS
hahHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA i am very lonely

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lithium*
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September 6, 2013 10:29pm UTC

cute boy: hey
me: [changes facebook status to 'in a relationship']

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lithium*
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 10:15pm UTC

don't be sad you could have been born with my combination of genes

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lithium*
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 10:09pm UTC

[holds you at gunpoint] FAVE MY QUOTE

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lithium*
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 9:58pm UTC

my senior quote: hella rad B)

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lithium*
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 9:55pm UTC

hey everyone I made a new inspirational // lyrics account and it's called balaclava so you should all check it out thank you (◕‿◕✿)

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lithium*
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September 6, 2013 7:56pm UTC

baa baa black sheep have you any-
[bass drops]
SWAG
[loud dubstep]

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lithium*
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 7:41pm UTC

me: [reads your quotes and dies of second hand embarrassment]

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lithium*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 7:34pm UTC

me: lol finally worked up the nerve to tell my crush how i feel
me: so, this has been on my mind for a while
me: please don't feel like you need to say anything
me: but i really--
[huge truck drives past honking its horn, pneumatic drill starts up and marching band starts playing drowning out my words]

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lithium*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 7:17pm UTC

your music taste develops over time,
through everday experiences
in life, emotions and age and
if you don't think that's
the raddest thing get out of
my face

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lithium*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 5:47pm UTC

me: [swoops in and saves your quote from 0 faves]

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lithium*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 5:44pm UTC

anyone wanna make out
a cheque to me for 500,000

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lithium*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 7:12pm UTC

if you ever
ever
try to wake me before i am ready to wake up at a sleepover
i will have no problem in ending your existence

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lithium*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 7:01pm UTC

personal ad: hello i am offering free kissing practice just come to me and i'll kiss you no charge available 24/7