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Cammie
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March 10, 2013 7:16pm UTC

Mom- Why are you watching Oprah.
Mom-
Me-
Mom-
Me-
Mom-
Dad- Cause I felt like it.

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gmarie
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March 10, 2013 7:28pm UTC

*puts spoon in sink*
*turns on water*
*takes unplanned shower*

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marybball03
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March 10, 2013 7:44pm UTC

you know, boys never get recognized as much as girls. its bot just girls that has eating disorders. its not just girls that self harm. girls arent the only ones that has anxeity. they arent the only ones that cry theirselves to sleep. boys has the same exact issues too. they have feelings just as much as us girls.

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absent *
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March 10, 2013 10:03pm UTC

Volunteering to go outside to pay the pizza delivey guy because he's rather good looking.

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1mrsseguin9
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March 11, 2013 12:27am UTC

Radio: *plays some love song*
Guy from the radio station: One of the all time great makeout songs! I see what's going on there, come on, break it up
Me: Ha! That's funny!

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BlackButterflies
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March 11, 2013 12:36am UTC

they're throwaway phrases, aren't they?
"I just want to sleep forever!"
"I wish I was dead!"
"I wish I'd never been born!"
No one ever brings up what a huge difference there is between them.
Sleeping forever is peaceful. It is restful. It is slipping a bookmark into the chapter you're on, and then turning off the light and rolling over. It is hazy dreams and rustling sheets, it is waking up and knowing you can just curl up and go back to sleep.
Dying is an ending. Sometimes after a long denoument, a beautifully written ending, but sometimes it is just some angel's hands slamming your book shut and filing it away. There is no light, no darkness. There is just nothing.
Never being born is neither an ending nor a beginning. You are not ending, because you have not begun. You are not resting, because you have never known tiredness, or sadness, or pain. You have never been you. An empty book.

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WhisperInTheDark
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March 11, 2013 12:43am UTC

I don't believe in the kind of magic in my books.
But I do believe something very magical can happen when you read a good book.

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BlackButterflies
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March 8, 2013 3:59pm UTC

whenever you call yourself a potato, just remember that potatoes actually have really pretty purple and white flowers

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 4:07pm UTC

have another drink,
and drive yourself home.
i hope there's ice on the roads,
and i hope you think of me when you forget your seatbelt,
and again when your head goes through the windshield.

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xTheHungerGamesx
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March 8, 2013 4:24pm UTC

Friends are like potatoes...
When you eat them, they die :)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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never_forget
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March 8, 2013 6:32pm UTC

things will get better in the end. if they're not better now, it's not the end.

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isitonlyme
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March 8, 2013 6:43pm UTC

real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time

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isitonlyme
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March 8, 2013 7:08pm UTC

SOME NIGHTS I STAY UP WRITING AN ESSAY THAT I SHOULD’VE STARTED THREE WEEKS AGO
am i the only one who heard that as a parody of some nights instead of just reading it

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isitonlyme
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March 8, 2013 7:11pm UTC

what if people’s names couldn’t be the same and everyone had to have a different name
“hello this is my daughter jamie602891princess”
and then people started murdering others for the good names
hunger names

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jimmy365
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March 8, 2013 8:05pm UTC

taylor swift: *breathes*
everyone: shut the frick up.
format jimmy365

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 8:22pm UTC

how do
your eyebrows know when to stop growing
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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StandStillLookPretty
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February 23, 2013 9:59pm UTC

ok so my crush had like long beiber hair and on thursday he told me he was getting it cut off that night and so i started freakin out and i was like send me a pic when ur done and he sent it to me and i realized tht he actually had eyebrows and a forehead and then i rly looked at it and i was like omg holy acctractive ahasiulcadshvigdbgdslahgvsifgvefi and like i told him he looked nice and then i kept lookin at the pic and i realized he was taller than his shower and so i asked him how tall he was and he said 6ft
IM 5FT 3IN FDDFKJSIUUBVD F hes so coote omg i love him

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SoSummerx31
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February 23, 2013 10:07pm UTC

So he calls me up and he's like, "I still love you" and I'm like, "Wait are you joe, taylor, john, cory, toby, jake, zac, garrett, conor, patrick or harry?"

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happygirl22
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February 23, 2013 10:11pm UTC

How many boxes of these Thin Mints do I need to eat before I start seeing results?

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