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  1. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 7:43pm UTC
    Ever Heard about the device thatconvertsthoughts into speech...????It''s called Alcohol..


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  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 1:38am UTC
    tampon girl has a boyfriend and you don't...
    just let that sink in for a minute or two.

  4. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 11:24pm UTC
    sometimes
    i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 5:53am UTC
    when my cousin was a little boy, my aunty would sing him the alphabet song to teach him, but she started it off by going "ohhhhhhhhh a b c d e f g" so he spent the first six years of his life firmly believing that "ohhhhhhhh" was the first letter of the alphabet and firmly telling off anyone who told him otherwise.

  6. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
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    April 30, 2013 5:57am UTC
    oh my gOD I ate lunch at my mum's friend Sarah's house today and Sarah gave her two-year-old daughter a bowl of oatmeal and said, "Libby, don't put the oatmeal in your hair, okay?" Libby goes, "I won't!" Then Sarah turned around for literally two seconds, Libby dumped the entire bowl of oatmeal in her hair and there was a massive moment of silence.
    Sarah: Libby, did you put the oatmeal in your hair again?
    Libby: [with oatmeal dripping into her face] NO, mummy!
    apparently this is a massive problem in their house oh my god


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  8. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    I think my iPhone is broken.
    I pressed the home button and I'm still at school.

  9. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    “I don’t watch TV”
    proudly says a person who spends 8 hours a day on the internet

  10. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 4:48pm UTC
    My maturity level depends on who I'm with.

  11. bella5296 bella5296
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 10:51pm UTC
    Today I was talking to my friend in the lunch room,
    when this little special needs girl walked up to us.
    She looked at me and says, "Hi what's your name?"
    I told her.
    She said, "My name is Summer. I have a husband. He's from One Direction.
    I laughed and said, "Oh really?"
    She goes, "Yep. It's the blonde one. Niall."
    She proceeds to show me pictures of him she has on her phone.
    Later on in the day she runs up to me again, just to show me a One Direction video on her phone.
    I absolutely despise One Direction, but this made my day. <3

  12. bella5296 bella5296
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 11:37pm UTC
    "Well, don't expect us to be too impressed.
    We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear."
    -Boggs

  13. bella5296 bella5296
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 11:56pm UTC
    Fire is catching...
    "Katniss Everdeen is a symbol. We don't have to destroy her, just her image. Show them that she's one of us now.
    Let them rally behind that. They're gonna hate her so much they might just kill her for you."

  14. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 6:09pm UTC
    *Math Class Doing Problems On The Board*
    Teacher: Alright.. now let's go over problem 69.
    Teacher: Where's 69?
    Students:...
    Teacher: I'm serious.. who did 69.
    Students:...
    Teacher: I assigned 69 to someone.. now come on.
    Students:...
    Teacher: Fine if no one will do it, I'll do 69 myself.
    Students: *Silently Dying Inside*

  15. LifesMyMuse LifesMyMuse
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 6:18pm UTC
    'Cause even the stars they burn
    Some even fall to the earth
    We've got a lot to learn
    God knows we're worth it
    No, I won't give up

  16. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 11:18pm UTC
    A girl from my school snapshotted a picture of one of my quotes and posted it on Instagram.... I wonder if she knows who I am and what her username is


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  18. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 12:33am UTC
    i was on tumblr and i just saw a picture of a woman with a poem tattooed onto her
    want to know why that's special?
    I wrote that poem and posted it on tumblr six months ago.
    my poetry impacted her to the point where she wanted to have it permanently on her skin. it will be with her forever; when she gets married, it will be there, when she has children, it will be there. it meant that much to her.
    and i am speechless.


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  20. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 5:01pm UTC
    If stupid people didn't exsist; the internet would be boring.

:)

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