jimmy365 posted a quote
April 29, 2013 11:24pm UTC
sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
when my cousin was a little boy, my aunty would sing him the alphabet song to teach him, but she started it off by going "ohhhhhhhhh a b c d e f g" so he spent the first six years of his life firmly believing that "ohhhhhhhh" was the first letter of the alphabet and firmly telling off anyone who told him otherwise.
oh my gOD I ate lunch at my mum's friend Sarah's house today and Sarah gave her two-year-old daughter a bowl of oatmeal and said, "Libby, don't put the oatmeal in your hair, okay?" Libby goes, "I won't!" Then Sarah turned around for literally two seconds, Libby dumped the entire bowl of oatmeal in her hair and there was a massive moment of silence. Sarah: Libby, did you put the oatmeal in your hair again? Libby: [with oatmeal dripping into her face] NO, mummy! apparently this is a massive problem in their house oh my god
bella5296 posted a quote
April 11, 2013 10:51pm UTC
Today I was talking to my friend in the lunch room, when this little special needs girl walked up to us. She looked at me and says, "Hi what's your name?" I told her. She said, "My name is Summer. I have a husband. He's from One Direction. I laughed and said, "Oh really?" She goes, "Yep. It's the blonde one. Niall." She proceeds to show me pictures of him she has on her phone. Later on in the day she runs up to me again, just to show me a One Direction video on her phone. I absolutely despise One Direction, but this made my day. <3
bella5296 posted a quote
April 14, 2013 11:56pm UTC
Fire is catching... "Katniss Everdeen is a symbol. We don't have to destroy her, just her image. Show them that she's one of us now. Let them rally behind that. They're gonna hate her so much they might just kill her for you."
*Math Class Doing Problems On The Board* Teacher: Alright.. now let's go over problem 69. Teacher: Where's 69? Students:... Teacher: I'm serious.. who did 69. Students:... Teacher: I assigned 69 to someone.. now come on. Students:... Teacher: Fine if no one will do it, I'll do 69 myself. Students: *Silently Dying Inside*
i was on tumblr and i just saw a picture of a woman with a poem tattooed onto her want to know why that's special? I wrote that poem and posted it on tumblr six months ago. my poetry impacted her to the point where she wanted to have it permanently on her skin. it will be with her forever; when she gets married, it will be there, when she has children, it will be there. it meant that much to her. and i am speechless.