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Love2live43

1. Love2live43
   posted a quote
   January 5, 2012 7:23pm UTC
   GIRLS:
   Please fave this and stay off of Witty till January 8th. If we stay off, we will have no temtation to swear.
   SO PLEASE. Tonight delete all your "bad" quotes than leave and January 8th come back, and you'll see Witty is still here <3
   
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2. Love2live43
   posted a quote
   January 5, 2012 7:09pm UTC
   nishig a presentation in class
   That sketchy moment:
   When a mannequin in a store window seems to suddenly move.
   
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3. Love2live43
   posted a quote
   January 5, 2012 7:06pm UTC
   HEY GUYS!! Stop the swearing on Witty. Steve doesn't want it, and doesnt DESERVE IT. After all he's dont for US!!! His website is so amazing it is NOT ENDING. SO STOPPP!!!! OR GOOGLE WILL MAKE US DELETE WITTY.
   
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4. Love2live43
   posted a quote
   January 3, 2012 6:48pm UTC
   Smile, Fave, and HIGHLIGHT!!
   Why hello gourgeous I love your smile~
   
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5. Love2live43
   posted a quote
   January 3, 2012 6:45pm UTC
   10 things witty girls can't live with out:
   Cell phone, Taylor Swift, Boys, Chocolate, WITTY, laptop, summer, friends, mom, and food.
   One thing Witty girls can live without:
   Facebook.
   
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6. Love2live43
   posted a quote
   January 3, 2012 6:42pm UTC
   ***Comment your new years resolution!**
   No ideas?
   Just fave and I will make you one
   
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7. Love2live43
   posted a quote
   January 3, 2012 6:39pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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8. Love2live43
   posted a quote
   January 3, 2012 6:33pm UTC
   That awkward moment:
   When your CCD teacher tells your mom that the boy you have a crush on and you have a brother sister bond.
   
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9. Love2live43
   posted a quote
   January 2, 2012 7:15pm UTC
   Need advice?
   Well...
   I have been through loads of crap...
   comment problems...
   or
   FAVE this and I will praise you on your page ;)
   
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10. Love2live43
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    Having a horrible day?
    Fave this and I will write something on your profile to
    M
    A
    K
    E
    It :)
    
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11. Love2live43
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    Fave this and I will
    B
    L
    O
    W
    up your notifications
    ;)
    Try to get to everyone!
    
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12. Love2live43
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    *LONG BUT SO FUNNY AND SO WORTH IT*
    Once upon a time a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
    After a perfect marrige, they had a perfect life.
    THeir life together was so perfect.
    One snowy christmas eve
    this perfect couple was driving their perfect car,
    along a windy road when they noticed,
    someone at the side of the road in distress.
    Being the perfect couple the stopped to help.
    There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys, not wanting to dissapoint any children
    on Christmas Eve, the perfect couple loaded santa and his toys into their car.
    Soon they were driving along dilivering the toys.
    They got in an car accident and only survived:
    Who was the survivor?
    The perfect woman survived, she is the only one who really exists in the first place. EVERYONE knows there is no santa claus and no perfect man.
    Men: scroll down
    Women: Your done stop reading here
    So if there is no perfect man and no santa claus the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
    BY THE WAY if you are a woman and you are reading this, this illustrates another point:
    WOMEN NEVER LISTEN.
    
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13. Love2live43
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    January 2, 2012 6:30pm UTC
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14. Love2live43
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 6:27pm UTC
    Did you know?
    Ants never sleep in their whole life.
    They need some ambien
    
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15. Love2live43
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment:
    You have 4 pringles left at the bottom of the can and your kinda just like f**k this I'm drinking them.
    
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16. Love2live43
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    January 2, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    Flump:
    noun,verb.
    When you and a friend are unclear about whether ou are doing a "high five" or a "fist bump"
    
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17. Love2live43
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    I have been waiting for that New Year's kiss forever.
    
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18. Love2live43
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    Forever together
    and Never apart
    Maybe in distance
    But always in heart <3
    
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19. Love2live43
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    Friend 1: Truth or dare?
    Me: Dare
    Friend 1: Go nibble on a raw potato
    Me: What the? No.
    Friend 2: Hold on...
    *1 minute later*
    Friend 2: Where are the potatoes?
    
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20. Love2live43
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    (love you east coasters):
    Yo, hurricane irene. I know you tryna wipe out New York and Ima let you finish,
    But Katrina? That was the best hurricane of all time.
    
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