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  1. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 9:36am UTC
    Happy Birthday Jill;
    {OneDirection}
    Jill! Ohmygod. Happy 18th! Wow. Girl. Or woman, should I say ;)
    We've had the funniest conversations, and being the twins was (and still am) super duuper fun.
    We're kinda like almost twins, my birthday is the day before yours and we live close to eachother, plus we have quite alot of things in common :D
    Someday we will all meet and I shall drive a white van filled with candy to pick y'all up, and we'll drive to mexico get married to one direction, ed and Josh and live happily ever after getting high on rainbow llama cookies and pixi sticks.
    Enjoy your 18th <3

  2. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
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    August 23, 2012 7:49am UTC
    Happy Birthday
    to meeee. (:
    I'm finally 16 years old :D
    I love each and every one of you, your beautiful okay.
    Thankyou for those who have ever supported me.<3
    I love you Jill, Noor, Tasneem, Scarlett, Sara, Koby.
    And you Hannah (or Dannah), my birthday twin<3
    Love you all.
    okay now I'm off to get some cake. buhbye.

  3. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
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    August 23, 2012 6:29am UTC
    Happy Birthday Hannah;
    {EdwardSheeran}
    Happy Birthday, Birthday twin! ;)
    Anyway. Happy Birthday Hannah, we always have the funniest conversations. Your so random and so am I, so together we rule the world with randomness. I hope you get loads of presents and stuff your face with cake just like I did.
    Happy Birthdaayy Daniel ;D

  4. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
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    August 22, 2012 9:28am UTC
    Me and Hannah (Daniel)'s birthday tomorrow :D
    I'll be sixteen!
    Then day after that will be Luke's 18th
    We're so confusing aren't we.

  5. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
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    August 22, 2012 9:22am UTC
    I am a guy (:
    Hi. I'm Jai!
    Do you mind checking out my profile?
    Also, check out my twin brother Luke!
    www.wittyprofiles.com/author/OneDirection
    Chat to us about anything!
    and its my birthday tomorrow... :D
    lol jk we have no life..

  6. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
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    August 20, 2012 7:14am UTC
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  7. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
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    August 20, 2012 5:13am UTC
    Can anyone give me any fanfic/story titles?
    I'm currently stuck on Liam, Niall & Zayn's.

    I'm going to post 4 different fanfic names and descriptions, & you guys can choose which one you want. ♥

  8. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
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    August 20, 2012 4:40am UTC
    hey guys (:
    so I've recently finished my Harry fanfic, 'Chasing Cars'
    I was planning to start a Louis one, but now I've had a lot of different ideas.
    The Louis one is really sad...
    I don't think I could choose roles for that, because there isn't many characters other than the main girl and Lou.
    So I've thrown a couple different ones together & I'm gunna let you pick.
    :D

  9. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
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    August 19, 2012 5:12am UTC
    My Directioner Brother #3
    After a load of persuading and arguing and Zayn Malik quoting:
    Koby got a witty!
    :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
    You guys should leave him a comment, yknow help him out and make him feel welcome.
    Please don't like, freak him out by going "I love you, your so cute" or whatever okay...
    Okay. Cool.
    & I know your reading this, so hey Koby.

    www.wittyprofiles.com/author/KobytheGuyDirectioner

  10. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
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    August 18, 2012 5:52am UTC
    Chasing Cars
    Epilogue
    Becky's POV
    It's been another 2 year, since me and Harry started going out again.
    I moved back to London, back into my flat, which I now share with Laine.
    After a week or so after I moved in, Niall asked Laine out, they've been going out for ages and are as happy as ever.
    One Direction aren't as popular as they used to be, now that the boys are older and Directioner's music taste changed. The boys do a few gigs here and there and are planning to release another album earlier next year, but there isn't anymore world tours.
    Everybody's decided to settle down abit.
    The problems we had are all over now.
    Liam married Danielle a right after I came back, and we were all very happy.
    They now live in a huge house close to the beach, they come back every weekend for a visit.
    Louis was thinking of popping the question to Eleanor, but Harry beat him.
    He asked me to marry him a few months ago, on the beach, when we all gathered for a reunion.
    I said yes straight-away, and we leapt into each other's arms, everybody cheering.
    We got married on the same beach last week, and it was simply magical.
    The weather was perfect, the waves were nice and calm and everybody was there.
    I wore a gorgeous cream white wedding dress that was long and flowing, with a white rose headpiece and a long satin veil.
    My mom was crying tears of joy as my dad led me down the 'aisle' which was really a long strip of beach pebbles on either side of me.
    Danielle, Eleanor, Perrie and Laine walked infront of me, my bridesmaids, each looking beautiful wearing short creamy pink dresses and carrying a rosy boquet.
    Louis was the best man, obviously.
    Liam, Zayn and Niall stood to the side, beaming at me as the preacher spoke his words.
    Then we kissed.
    The kiss of love.
    The kiss of peace.
    The kiss of forever.
    ~*~*~*~
    I had to <3
    Thankyou all so much for supporting me through this fanfic :'D
    I had loads of fun writing it.
    Starting a new one soon! (:
    Love you all.

  11. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
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    August 17, 2012 7:38am UTC
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  12. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
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    August 15, 2012 8:17am UTC
    Interviewer: do you have hearing problems from all the screaming fans?
    Louis: say that again?
    Interviewer: do you have.. oohhhh!

    Go follow my birthday twin, Hannah (: ---> www.wittyprofiles.com/author/EdwardSheeran ♥

  13. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
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    August 14, 2012 9:07am UTC
    My Directioner Brother #2
    Koby decided to "host" this year's biggest school disco.
    Like the food, the music, the everything.
    Guess what he picked as the theme.
    Yup.
    One Direction.
    The look on everybody's faces when they received the invites:
    Vas Happenin' y'all Zayn Malikin' pigeons!
    Ready for the biggest disco of the year?
    Yup thats right, guys! It's time for the BIGGEST SCHOOL DISCO EVERR!
    This year's theme will be... ONE DIRECTION!!
    Dress up as any of the boys, or just bring a carrot. Whatever is fine.
    Music and refreshments provided. (:
    2 bananas for a pound. 3 bananas for a EURROOO!!
    Brought to you by no other than Koby Gallows

    this seriously happened, Im not even joking. those were his exact words on the invite.

  14. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
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    August 13, 2012 2:12am UTC
    Chasing Cars
    Chapter 21
    Becky's POV
    I followed Harry back into the room, everybody staring at us curiously.
    Laine winked at me, looking between me and Harry with a suggestive eyebrow raise.
    I rolled my eyes and shook my head, looking over to Niall, who was standing next to her.
    He had the biggest smile on his face, his eyes lighting up as Harry pushed me forward.
    "Go on," he whispered, gesturing to Niall.
    I nodded and took a deep breath, stumbling towards him.
    As soon as I was close enough he wrapped me into a huge hug, murmuring my name. His hug was soft and warm, and almost as good as Harry's. Almost. He let go after awhile, staring into my eyes.
    "Ni, I'm so sorry!" I burst out, clutching his hand. "I didn't know what to do. I just thought it would have been better if I left for awhile, for things to calm down between you and Harry. I never meant to make you think like that!"
    "Silly Becky." He whispered, smiling. "I'm just so glad that you're back. I understand; you loved me, but you loved Harry more. I get it, and I do not have a problem with that whatsoever. Now it sound like I don't care, ermm, ahh, I do care! Well, y'know, do you get me? Like -"
    I cut Niall off with a gentle laugh.
    "Yes Ni, I know what you mean. Thank you."
    He grinned, then pulled me closer, leaning in. (:O)
    "Can I have Laine's number," he whispered. (didnt expect that? haha.)
    I giggled and gave him a little push.
    "Why don't you ask her yourself?" I wiggled my eyebrows.
    "Why well, I will!" he laughed, backing towards Laine. "Thanks Becky!"
    Everybody then started running towards me.
    There was alot of tears, questions and hugs, when it finally finished, my head was spinning.
    I felt Harry's warm breath on the top of my head as I turned around.
    "Becky, on a scale of one to ten, how much do you love me?"
    My answer was simple.
    "Infinite. And more."
    ~*~*~*~
    WHOO!
    Everythings okay now!
    This is totally up to you guys. Epilogue or not?
    If you want to see an epilogue & want a reminder of it, just comment 'reminder' afterwards!
    Love you guys, thankyou for supporting me so far!
    I'll notify y'all when I start the next fanfic!

  15. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
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    August 12, 2012 7:06am UTC
    "Certainly I've had a lot of luck to be in place I am now, but at the end of the day I've worked really hard, so regardless of whether or not haters think I'm good enough, I'm here for a reason."
    - Louis Tomlinson

    Dyed my hair (blonde)! Picture on my profile (: what do you guys think? ♥
    My beautiful Chasing Cars readers, I'm so sorry!! Seriously I've just been too busy to write another chapter, sorry for leaving you guys! I wrote a whole chapter yesterday but forgot to sign in. -_-
    Yeah... I'll post one tomorrow, promise! :D

  16. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
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    August 9, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    "Once I was dreaming that spongebob was slapping me, but when I woke up it was just Niall wanting me to make him breakfast."
    - Louis

    Who do you guys ship me with? (:
    http://i46.tinypic.com/25s556o.jpg ♥

  17. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
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    August 8, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    Interviewer: what is the best thing you've received since joining one direction?
    Louis: Four best friends.

    Guys I've decided not to do numbered facts/quotes anymore ok? (: ♥

  18. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
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    August 7, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    Liam now has two working kidneys.

    #YayForLiam♥

  19. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
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    August 5, 2012 4:49am UTC
    My Directioner Brother #1
    Koby: *knocks on my bedroom door*
    Me: Hey.
    Koby: Vas Happenin' my carrot lovin' freak?
    Me: ohmigod.. -_-
    Koby: You look like you took a bad turn on the rollercoaster of life this morning!
    Me: ...
    Koby: Seriously, you should feel Harry's curls to get better!
    Me: Uh..
    Koby: Like, listen to some Justin Bieber so you feel like Niall!
    Koby: Or maybe you're having a Liam day...
    Koby: Hmm. Oh yeah! Like babysit our neighbours and dress them up so they look like one direction and pretend to be Paul!
    Koby: Paul! Paul! Paul!
    Me: ...
    Koby: Paul! Paul! Paul!
    Koby: Paul! Pauly Higgins! Daddy Paul!
    Me: bye.
    Me: *slams door*

    should I start a series? ahah x

  20. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
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    August 4, 2012 3:11am UTC
    Louis Tomlinson Fact #81
    "When the guys took a quick break from an album signing, Louis grabbed FOUR cans of silly string and started shooting everyone in the room with it! He jumped up and down, yelling and screamng like a little monkey! Louis sprayed the ceilings, the table, the floor - everywhere! That's when he got busted.
    One Direction's tour manager, Paul Higgins, is super sweet - but he's also like 1D's dad, so he doesn't like trouble. Paul told Louis to stop spraying in this serious Dad tone! Everyone in the room was giggling - it was like Louis was a kid being put into timeout!"
    ~ BOP Magazine

    XD

:)

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