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  1. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 5:45am UTC
    Behind every girl's favourite song
    is a hidden story.

  2. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 5:59am UTC
    *me and friend talking in class*
    Teacher: Do you two want to have that conversation outside the classroom?
    Me: Sounds good
    Friend: Yeah
    *goes outside to finish our conversation*

  3. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
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    May 18, 2013 3:31am UTC
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    kwut. nmf. (:

  4. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
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    May 18, 2013 3:22am UTC
    ///////////// certain things and afraid you'll get judged by the person at the cashier. /////////////

  5. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
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    November 18, 2012 8:42am UTC
    me: hello? anybody there?
    murderer: oh yeah, imma just chillin' in the kitchen, making a sandwhich, you want one?

  6. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
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    November 15, 2012 2:09am UTC
    They don't know about the things we do
    They don't know about the I love you's »»
    (format credit to iWannaStayUpAllNight/<3)

  7. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 8:33am UTC
    -the Janoskians.
    format by: h0peful.

  8. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    Happy 19th Niall Horan!
    Our funny, adorable, confusing, guitar playing Irish snowflake is nineteen :')
    Not a day passes that I don't remember him on XFactor, when he stepped onto that stage for the first time with his audition song, nervous, but so, so determined.
    We love you Nialler, and we always will.

  9. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 7:49am UTC
    This night is sparkling
    don't you let it go
    I'm Wonderstruck
    blushing all the way home
    I'll spend forever, wondering if you knew
    I was enchanted to meet you. ♥
    (format credit LouisTomlinsonFacts)

  10. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 3:23am UTC
    Cherry Crush♥
    Chapter Two
    Niall's POV
    "Hey, Cherry right?" I asked, staring at her. She was extremely pretty, with large liquid brown eyes and slighty wavy chocolate brown hair bunched to one side.
    "Yup. And you're Niall. The Irish one." she stated cheerily.
    "Thats right," I laughed slightly.
    "Hey guys ah, I'm going to find a drink." Harry announced, backing away. He looked between Cherry and me, sending me a suggestive eyebrow raise. I rolled my eyes and turned my back to him. Gee, Harry was immature when it came to these things.
    Cherry took off her charm bracelet and set it down on the counter, she fiddled with it and pushed it back and forth.
    She looked amused, a smirk on her face as she waited for me to speak.
    I took a breath, thinking up of a good conversation starter.
    "Uh.. do you like um.. food?" I winced at the lameless.
    I watched fits of laughter escaped her small pink mouth, her right hand coming up and automatically covering it, making muffled giggling noises.
    "What?" I felt my face grow red. "I like food! Food is a good thing to converse - is that even a word? - about! So basically erm, I mean food is a good thing to have a conversation with. No, no, not to have a conversation with the food, but food is good to talk about, like - "
    "Whooaa!" she chuckled, her large brown eyes squeezed shut as she tried to contain herself from laughter.
    "Sorry," I mumbled, feeling embarrassed. "Uh, okay lets start over."
    "Okay," she agreed, finally calming down.
    "Hi, my name is Niall Horan, I am from Mullingar in Ireland. You can call me Nialler, I am 18 years old. My phone number is - "
    "Umm... okay, wait a minute. Who gives away their phone number in the first sentence they say to somebody..?" it looked like she was going to start laughing again.
    "AGH! I AM SO STUPID!" I facepalmed myself. How could I stuff up so many times? That was just me. I get so tongue tied around gorgeous girls.
    "Well Niall, it was nice meeting you," she grinned. "I'll see you soon?"
    "Umm.." she gave me a goodbye wave then turned around. "Uh yeah.. okay bye.."
    It wasn't until she had disappeared into the crowd that I remembered something.
    "Cherry! Your bracelet!"
    Chapter twoooo! sorry for the wait.
    Niall's like lajdf;ijxcjaweojnfmdk in this loool.
    Comment for a remindeerr (:
    (c) LouisTomlinsonFacts

  11. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 10:55pm UTC
    (format by LouisTomlinsonFacts)
    do not erase or make credit invisible, (c) LouisTomlinsonFacts
    .All oF them other boys
    can walk away,
    they ain't even in the game
    cause they know that you own it

  12. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    (format by LouisTomlinsonFacts)
    please do not erase credit or make it invisible, thankyou
    Don't matter if I
    fall from the sky,
    these wings are made to fly.

  13. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 7:02am UTC
    Cherry Crush♥
    Chapter One
    My head felt slightly dizzy as I made my way across the floor of wriggling bodies, the pounding music and the flashing disco lights messing with my eyes.
    Here I was at another late-night party, I didn't even know what I was doing.
    I didn't have anything better to do, and I was a world-famous celebrity.
    They expected me to be somewhere like this on a Friday night, partying, drinking, going home in the arms of some buff guy, then in the morning they would put it all over the news 'Cherry Walsh found new lover?' or 'Another One Night Stand?'
    Everybody knows me.
    I walk in the streets, my face plastered onto the walls of shops, people exclaim, shout, cry, fall in a faint.
    The girls gasp in awe, snaps pictures of me with their fancy little iPhones, rushing to the shops to copy my style so they can brag to their friends.
    Confident boys would come up to me, introduce then flirt.
    I would flirt back, wink, dance with them and give them the night.
    But inside, I'm still waiting for that one right boy.
    That special boy, that different boy.
    The boy that will truly win my heart.
    "Oi, Cherry!"
    I turn around as I hear my name.
    I can't really make out who he is because of the blinding lights, but I see his dark curly hair, and I know it's him.
    "Harry!" I run forward, giving him a quick hug. He smiles, stepping back.
    I had met Harry 2 weeks ago, when we bumped into eachother on an awards night. One Direction had won the best boyband award, while I had won most popular single of the year, with my song 'Hard to Get'.
    We had exchanged numbers, and talked for a little bit. I didn't really expect to see him here tonight.
    I see a figure with scruffy blonde hair step foward, whispering into Harry's ear. They both glanced at me.
    I frowned at them, trying to see who the blonde boy was. Harry coughed, stepped back as the blonde gave me a smile.
    "Cherry, meet my bandmate, Niall Horan."
    here ya go! :D
    Sorry for all you Moment in Time fans, I couldn't think of any ideas for it so I'll write it after this one.
    I really hope you guys like this story, I think its going to be interesting c:
    Comment for a remindeerr (:
    Do I have any feedback?
    (c) LouisTomlinsonFacts

  14. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 8:44am UTC
    I really feel like writing a janoskians fanfic now should I? :O

  15. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 6:59am UTC
    Interviewer: Who looks the best naked?
    Louis: I've only seen Harry naked..
    format credit to LouisTomlinsonFacts

  16. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 7:59am UTC
    Happy Birthday Noor!
    Happy Birthdayy Batmann! AW GEEZ.
    You are seriously the strangest person I have ever met online, seriously.
    You make me laugh every single time you comment on my profile.
    We have the strangest conversations, ranging from my stepbrother to rainbow llama cookies, pixi sticks and big white vans.
    One day I will find you and we will live happilly ever after in Mexico. Somedaayyy.
    I love you Noor, happybirthday<3

  17. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
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    August 29, 2012 3:17am UTC
    Happy 19th Liam Payne!
    Wow, our Daddy Direction is nineteen. Nineteen.
    I don't know how many people I called 'turtle' today haha.
    He's our idol, our 'husband', the young dad we never had.
    Happy Birthday to Leeyyuuuuummm.<3

  18. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 7:04am UTC
    okay, lets just hold up here for a minute..
    so. I've recently seen alot of top quotes about how 'crazy' directioners are. Let me tell you, not everybody is the same. There may be 'directioners' out there who are just plain mad, but that doesnt mean that all of us are like that. I understand your point completely, its annoying when you log into witty and see so many quotes all about 'Louis loves wearing red pants' and 'Me without him is like Niall without food' and whatever. I understand that witty is about inspiration, funny quotes, and the occasional lyrics. But if posting about one direction is what people like and make them happy, thats what they'll do. It really hurts, all that stuff said about us. For instance, no, LWWY is not our 'new life motto'. No, we love the boys' music, not just their looks. Yes, Liam's looking insanely hot lately, but just because we like their looks, doesn't mean we like them because of their looks. I admit that has a part to do with it, but I didn't buy their album to listen to their faces. And (this one made me the maddest of all) NO, WE DO NOT HATE ON PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE ONE DIRECTION. I won't hate you if you don't like one direction, I mean, 7 billion people in the world, I don't expect everybody to like the same boyband. Then the world would be quite strange. Cool, but strange. And creepy. Anyway. It's crazy how you guys say that us directioners 'yell' at people who hate one direction. We don't. We only get mad at somebody when they plainly make a quote going 'I HATE ONE DIRECTION', or even more stupid like 'one direction are suckish gay people, they sing so badly and should go die in a hole'. That's something I don't understand. What has Harry, Zayn, Liam, Niall and Louis ever done to you? Have they walked up to you one day in the street, and gone 'oh hey you're ugly, maybe you should go die because we're all cool and famous and you're not'. No? I didn't think so. They're just five teenage boys, living their dream. If they were never famous, and you just happened to pass one of them in the street one day, would you still say that they were 'gay, rude and selfish'? Would you? It really does hurt, when somebody says that kind of things to you. It doesn't matter if you're a nerd, jock, popular, famous, rich, poor, Justin Bieber. Nobody likes hearing that kind of stuff said about them. One Direction are people too. We, the directioners, are people too. We all have feelings. You don't know what we've been through? You don't know our story. You don't know why we are directioners and for some of us we have a very good - maybe even emotional - reason behind it. So don't hate on us saying that we're too over the top, when you guys are clearly the ones who are overreacting. I'm not saying I hate you. Because I don't. I'm just saying you need to stop. Because all these quotes about directioners/non-directioners is just getting so annoying. Even more annoying than the actual one direction quotes we're arguing about. We won't stop, you know that right? All this fighting is getting nowhere. We're all pretty stupid.
    Stop hating One Direction.
    Stop hating Directioners.
    Stop hating eachother.
    sorry guys, reaaally needed to vent.

  19. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 7:52am UTC
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  20. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 7:35am UTC
    Interviewer: What happens if you fall inlove with a fan?
    Louis: I'm already inlove with all of them.
    format credit to LouisTomlinsonFacts


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