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伤*
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January 24, 2014 1:44pm UTC

how are 11 year olds in relationships and stuff when i cant even
order something at mcdonalds without stuttering

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Jordan.*
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January 24, 2014 4:31pm UTC

I gotta' dig bick.
You that read wrong.
That awkward when you read that wrong too.
And said "moment" after awkward.
That's awkward.

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ChocoTaco
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January 20, 2014 6:26pm UTC

Mom: Who are you laughing with?
Me: My laptop.

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happiest*
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January 18, 2014 3:21pm UTC

i love when you listen to a new song and you’re like three seconds in and youre already like yes this pleases me it is mine

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happiest*
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January 19, 2014 2:10pm UTC

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the f-ck did you just say you little f-cking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the d!cks out of your as.s
College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 19, 2014 1:20pm UTC

That awkward moment
when your parents don't
appreciate the hilarious and sexy child
that they have been blessed
with.

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 19, 2014 2:13pm UTC

I’m so detached and distant and cold at times, but I swear if you spark my interest, I can become so clingy and you’ll become so important to me and I will put so much of my time and effort towards you. But then you’ll get tired of me

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 19, 2014 2:16pm UTC

Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 20, 2014 12:14pm UTC

I wanted hoodie weather..
not big coat under
another big coat, scarf,
gloves, hand warmers,
ear muffs, ski mask
and a hoodie weather.

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 14, 2014 2:01pm UTC

how many calories does changing your layout burn

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 14, 2014 8:03pm UTC

The first
step to
getting what
you want is
having the
courage to
get rid of
what you
don't.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 14, 2014 3:33pm UTC

Sometimes you
don't realize you're
actually drowning
when you're trying to
be everyone else's
anchor.

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Steve*
posted a quote
January 13, 2014 7:19pm UTC

Me: WHEN I WAS
dad: what
Me: A YOUNG BOY
dad: oh god
Me: MY FATHER
dad: not again
Me: TOOK ME TO THE CITY
dad: no i didnt
Me: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
dad: youre not even a boy

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the1975*
posted a quote
January 13, 2014 10:53pm UTC

*plays a slide show of all your failed selfies at your funeral*

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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KobytheGuyDirectioner
posted a quote
January 13, 2014 9:24am UTC

actually me when I go to school:
me: why did I come here
me: ew dont touch me girl
me: i dont really want to see any more tanned thigh pls
me: i get you guys are 'in love' but i dont want to see that much tongue this early in the morning
me: omfg the principle is making rounds act cool
me: "HEY MR PRINCIPLE SIR :)"
principle: "hello koby." *continues walking*
me: y u reject me :(
me: oh well I'm still besties with the biology teacher
me: time for lunch
me: ew
me: is this edible
me: i think that is actually cow intestines
me: moving on
me: classtime already? ugh
me: snore snore snore
me: nobody wants to listen to you talk about dust particles
me: why do i have no friends
me: what is the point of school
me: how many people live on this planet and i wonder if louis prefers cats over dogs or
me: when will this day end

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happiest*
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January 13, 2014 2:09pm UTC

It’s ridiculous how much you can be there for someone then they just completely shut you out and act like you don’t exist.

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 13, 2014 2:06pm UTC

me:this book brutally ripped out my heart and tore it to shreds then stomped it into the ground as i drowned in a sea of my tears and basked in eternal sorrow
me:here read it

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 13, 2014 7:15am UTC

Some people should use a
glue stick instead of
chapstick.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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