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  1. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2014 6:49pm UTC
    Y'all ready for a rant?
    Why do people break up with someone because they're bored?
    Okay, it's one thing to break up with them because they did something wrong
    (And by wrong, I don't mean they aren't perfect
    I mean that they cheated or whatev.)
    But to break up with someone because you are bored
    What the hell.
    You shouldn't get 'bored'
    Relationships are not a game.
    Then they go and use the 'I just wasn't feeling it' excuse
    I'm sorry but
    If you weren't 'feeling it'
    You should've never asked them out in the first place
    And anywho,
    You should know if you were 'feeling it' by the first few dates
    I feel as though this is why people are scared to date
    All the good people are hiding because they got smashed to bits over someone not 'feeling it'
    Or they heard stories of people who did
    I am legit 5000% done with this generation

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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2014 4:32am UTC
    Leonardo DiCaprio: *names child Oscar*
    Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"
    Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."
    Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2014 4:04pm UTC
    i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

  5. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 5:11pm UTC
    Friends pick us up
    when we fall down,
    and if they can't
    pick us up,
    they lie down and
    listen for a while.

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2014 4:22pm UTC
    do you ever start to type a word but it doesn’t look right but you know thats how its meant to be spelt so you stare at it for a while and start to question that word’s existence

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2014 4:19pm UTC
    No but I actually talk to myself a lot and it’s an actual big problem, like I’ll be thinking something or imagining a conversation in my head and I’ll start muttering or mouthing the words and sometimes I even start making faces and I don’t even realize I’m doing it and it’s actually a really big issue.

  8. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2014 4:18pm UTC
    people who make you feel bad for liking what you like
    are the worst kinds of people

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 11:25am UTC
    R.I.P Grandfather
    Cancer took another life.Heaven gained another angel.God saw him getting tired and a
    cure was not to be, so he put his arms around him and whispered "Come to me".I'm
    so sorry for all the pain you suffered on your last days.I can't go a sec without thinking
    about you.You're in a better place now.Tears streamed on my face when i saw you
    that way.Your body wasn't moving .You weren't breathing.I was hoping every moment
    that you could blink your eyelashes and look at me saying something but you weren't
    moving.You were so cold grandpa you were so white.When i kissed you i couldn't see
    you cause tears covered my eyes.When we went to your grave i didn't believe you
    were there i hoped you were home in your bed .I never thought you'd leave.
    Everything feels so empty without you. Your room, our house, everything.What i'm
    going to do without you?Tell me please tell me how to live without your presence.
    I hate myself so much that i wasn't there for you when you were passing away
    but please forgive me cause i couldn't see you suffering that way.If tears could build
    a stairway, and thoughts a memory lane, i'd wald right up to heaven and bring you
    home again.Please watch me over there.I love you so much.I miss you so much.
    You'll never be forgotten.
    January 30, 2014

  10. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 7:38am UTC
    Omg guys,idk why but..i always imagine steve to be someone like john green,is it just me? o - o
    idk they seem alike in some way. Or maybe its because we all worship them both

  11. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 7:52pm UTC
    Me: *dies*
    Mom: This is no excuse.
    Mom: *Brings corpse to school*

  12. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 8:46pm UTC
    Me: *Accidentally gives my sister’s boyfriend the link to a Bakugan fanfic she wrote in 9th grade*

  13. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 1:43pm UTC
    there’s always that one character you like so much its almost embarrassing

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 1:12pm UTC
    when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

  15. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 1:46pm UTC
    don’t ever tell a boy he looks good because it makes them crazy and they do things like start youtube channels

  16. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 1:49pm UTC
    once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

  17. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 1:53pm UTC
    being able to draw is like having so much power like ………. you could…..draw yourself making out with ur favorite character and no one can stop you

  18. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 7:23pm UTC
    I deserve a medal for making it
    through this week without stabbing
    someone with a fork.

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 3:31pm UTC
    why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me recover

  20. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 1:41pm UTC
    trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary
    i do it to myself just fine


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