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鲁汉 ♡*

1. 鲁汉 ♡*
   posted a quote
   March 12, 2014 10:00am UTC
   boys are the oscars and i'm leonardo dicaprio
   
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2. 鲁汉 ♡*
   posted a quote
   January 13, 2014 6:44am UTC
   omfg what if you called a wrong number and a celebrity picked up
   me: hi is this walmart
   person: no its harry styles
   me: close enough
   
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3. 鲁汉 ♡*
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   January 11, 2014 4:35am UTC
   this one time when I was seven I thought I could talk to trees (bc I had no friends), and I used to sit by them and say things and one day i was talking to my tree friend called kevin and this girl came up to me and said "are you talking to that tree, freak!" and i started crying and hugged onto the tree, and while she was laughing one of the branches fell on the girl's head, thanks kevin (:
   
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4. 鲁汉 ♡*
   posted a quote
   January 9, 2014 4:02am UTC
   She doesnt say "I love you" like a normal person.
   Instead, she'll laugh, shake her head, give you a
   little smile, and say, "You're an idiot." If she tells
   you you're an idiot, you're a lucky man.
   
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5. 鲁汉 ♡*
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2014 7:27am UTC
   I dont care what you say
   or who your favourite is; Louis Tomlinson is the glue
   that holds One Direction together. He is the unofficial
   leader - the one who rallies the boys for both focus
   and mischief making, who distracts them when their
   nervous, who cheers them up when their sad. He's the
   one who takes the reins at awards shows and organizes
   acoustic renditions of songs onstage and deals with
   management on behalf of the boys so they don't have to.
   He wrote 2/3 of their newest album - which sold
   546,000 copies in its first week - and he's carried
   harmonies on their songs from the very beginning.
   He's the link that holds One Direction together.
   Even if he isnt your favorite, he's your favorite's favorite,
   and if you can't see that, and if you don't understand
   that, then you don't understand the boys. #SupportLouis
   format credit to LouisTomlinsonFacts
   
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6. 鲁汉 ♡*
   posted a quote
   November 18, 2013 6:10am UTC
   let me be the one to lift up your ♥ up
   and save your life
   
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7. 鲁汉 ♡*
   posted a quote
   November 11, 2013 4:43am UTC
   i dont understand how it can go from boiling hot sunny about to go for a tan to cloudy thundery i need a cuddle and chocolate weather. wtf god
   
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8. 鲁汉 ♡*
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   July 22, 2013 3:42am UTC
   awkward moment when Zayn Malik as a girl is prettier than you
   
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9. 鲁汉 ♡*
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   June 23, 2013 4:58am UTC
   Google "Scotland's National Animal."
   GOOGLE IT.
   
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10. 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 7:25am UTC
    *watching a funny movie by myself*: -____-
    *watching the same funny movie with my friends*:
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OMG DID YOU SEE THAT!?
    OMG WHAT IS AIR.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
    
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11. 鲁汉 ♡*
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    June 8, 2013 5:01am UTC
    me: doesn't party
    me: doesn't drink
    me: doesn't sleep around
    me: doesn't get knocked up
    me: stays past midnight maybe goes downstairs to make a sandwich or something
    parents: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE DID WE TEACH YOU NOTHING WHERE DID WE GO WRONG YOU'VE WOKEN UP THE WHOLE HOUSE YOU HIDEOUS DEVIL CHILD YOU ARE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY
    
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12. 鲁汉 ♡*
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    June 8, 2013 4:44am UTC
    friend: how much food do you eat a day
    me: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxp2scUUvz1qbqxn5.gif
    
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13. 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 8:06am UTC
    ********* please do not remove the credit, this format was made by petrichor :-) ALSO DO NOT REMOVE THIS PART EITHER BECAUSE THIS IS THE CREDIT TOO OKAY
    Niall Horan
    @NiallOfficial
    Follow
    Yo ! What's up sexy fans ? What's goin on? Just chilling at the mo in the sun! Beautiful day!
    ← Reply
    ↵ Retweet
    ★ Favorite
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    OMG NIALL JUST CALLED ME SEXY YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
    nmf (:
    
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14. 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 6:43am UTC
    "Quick, act natural!"
    ///////////////////// *everybody strikes most unnatural pose ever*
    
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15. 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 6:43am UTC
    Mirror, mirror on the wall
    Why must you point out all our flaws?
    ❤❤❤❤
    louistomlinsonfacts
    
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16. 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 5:48am UTC
    1D: 2014 tour
    1D: new merch
    1D: This is Us
    1D: 3rd album
    1D: perfume
    1D: clothing line
    Me: only got 20 dollars in ma pocket ._.
    
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17. 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 11:05pm UTC
    Whenever I see a guy directioner:
    “You’re one of those directioner boys, I’m one of those directioner girls, and we’re going to have directioner children. It’s inevitable.”
    watching Pitch Perfect bros (:
    
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18. 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 7:44pm UTC
    ask me something? (:
    dw its anoynamous so just go cray
    I'll give you cookies if you cure my boredom >.<
    http://ask.fm/cellietheboobear
    
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19. 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 7:24am UTC
    IT'S HARD TO BE
    different
    IN A WORLD OF THE
    same
    ǝɯɐs
    not my format.
    
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20. 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 6:39am UTC
    nearly at 500 followers.. thankyou <3
    Just two more c:
    hahahaha then Jill's just sitting there like.. 4K xD
    ^^ still love you jilly :3
    HEEELP MEH? >.<
    
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