Today i was doing photography, and i decided to climb onto the roof of a building to photograph the city. I dropped a square of chocolate over the edge just to appreciate the height. Apparently someone saw me, I was arrested and am now being charged for trespassing and firing missiles. FML.
*************************************************************** tru e co nvo wa lkin g hom e from school... Me: omg, that dog almost got ran over! Friend: But luckily, It was trained! ***************************************************************
*************************************************************** i'm si tti ng in sc hool... in the library, supposed to being doing homework. When instead i am making a quote with a dodgy space bar... yeah, i lovewitty ♥ ***************************************************************
Today i was watching Taylor Swift on SNL when all of a sudden my cat jumps on the remote and changes the channel to VH1 where they where showing a Kanye West concert. Interupted again? Ninja Cat - i am suprised. MLIA. CREDIT TO: FLIPTHATEMOHAIR FOR FORMAT.
Format credit: _Sandrasaurus Today I got a call from my boyfriend, I said "So, what you doing?" His reply? "Breaking up with you..." FML. format credit to _Sandrassaurus