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Lolitta

1. Lolitta
   posted a quote
   June 6, 2013 5:01am UTC
   friends: your parents are so
   nice! me: its because your here.
   
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2. Lolitta
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2013 4:29am UTC
   You could give me
   67 years
   to do homework,
   and i wouldnt do it until the
   night before.
   
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3. Lolitta
   posted a quote
   January 12, 2013 7:31am UTC
   Top 4 lies
   1. I'm fine.
   2. I don't like anyone.
   3. That was my last piece of gum.
   4. I've read and agreed to the Terms & Conditions.
   
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4. Lolitta
   posted a quote
   January 9, 2013 6:46am UTC
   after i shave: ooh my legs are so smooth!
   next day: i swear i am a gorilla.
   
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5. Lolitta
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2012 8:40am UTC
   Baby are you jealous?
   No.
   Baby are you jealous?
   No.
   Baby are you jealous?
   I already told you, No.
   Baby can i get a Kiss?
   GO GET A KISS FROM
   THAT UGLY GIRL THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!!
   
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6. Lolitta
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2012 6:48am UTC
   What is wrong with you?
   How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
   She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
   Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
   She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
   She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
   Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
   She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
   Imperfection is beautiful.
   NOT MINE
   
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7. Lolitta
   posted a quote
   December 14, 2012 6:59am UTC
   The mini heart attack
   When you accidently break something precious to your mom..........
   
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8. Lolitta
   posted a quote
   December 7, 2012 1:39pm UTC
   It sucks
   when you're ignored by the one person who's attention means the world to you....
   
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9. Lolitta
   posted a quote
   December 7, 2012 4:50am UTC
   Can you relate?
   -You sit in your towl after shower because your too lazy to get dressed.
   -You and your best freind say just 1 word then crack up.
   -You hate when one string on your hoodie is longer than the other.
   -You hate when people think you like someone when you clearly dont.
   -You hate when your fave song comes on as you pull into the driveway.
   -You feel like if you turn the lights on, you'll be safe.
   -You push those little buttens on fast food drinks.
   -You hate when your parents get seriouse on something funny you said.
   -You pretend to sleep when you parents come in.
   -You hate when your going somewhere but your behind a slow person.
   -Your always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
   -You use the "sup" head nod.
   -.... You just did the nod.
   -You put your iPod on shuffle to skip most of the songs.
   -You are obsessed with a certain celebrity.
   
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10. Lolitta
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 4:18am UTC
    I have a song for you, its called 'Want U Back' By Cher Lloyd :3
    Aw, I have a song for you too :)
    Whats it called :D
    Its called 'We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together' By Taylor Swift ;)
    Oh
    
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11. Lolitta
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 8:06am UTC
    HERE'S TO
    THE KIDS WHO
    MEMORIZE
    LYRICS FASTER
    THAN VOCABULARY
    TERMS.
    
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12. Lolitta
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 6:29am UTC
    seeing kids from younger grades
    and wondering if you were that annoying, too. ♥
    
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13. Lolitta
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 7:07am UTC
    Some people just need a high five,
    In the face,
    With a chair
    
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14. Lolitta
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 7:55am UTC
    Who Else Mentally Says
    WED-NES-DAY
    When Spelling
    Wednesday?
    
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15. Lolitta
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 9:13am UTC
    Coca-Cola
    sold only 9 bottles in its first year.
    Today, more than 1.7 billion servings are sold in a single day.
    
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16. Lolitta
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    Why do baby clothes have pockets?
    Can you just imagine a 8 month old saying: "Yep! iPhone, iPod, keys, teady to go!"
    
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17. Lolitta
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 5:43am UTC
    In class:
    2+2=?
    Homework:
    7^2x5-8=?
    In exam:
    522(2x^y)+982,523=?
    
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18. Lolitta
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 7:38am UTC
    The akward when you already said "moment" in your head before you read it.
    
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19. Lolitta
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 8:12am UTC
    That awkward moment when
    when your high-five got rejected.
    
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20. Lolitta
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 7:24am UTC
    ONE DIRECTION
    I have 5 fingers
    Enough for 5 wedding rings
    
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