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Picturesque Wonderland.* · 1 decade ago
It's actually a real cool site.
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago
Okay, so in first grade, I had this REALLY tough teacher. I had to go to the bathroom really bad and I asked her if I could and she said this to me.
I was in first grade, so I really didn't understand what she meant, so I shouted "YES!" and then she got mad at me and sent me to the Principal's office.
Wait, why I am I telling you this...?
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LolaLori · 1 decade ago
*phenomenal. God, I hate myself.
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kristabff · 1 decade ago
I MASTERED MY RIGHT SPLITS TWO DAYS AGO OMFG
you have no idea how proud i am
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The Chosen One* · 1 decade ago
It says its you bday,
So happy birthday :D
Have a good oen xox
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kowhyda* · 1 decade ago
This reminds me of a quote a friend of mine told me. "You can't waste my time, because to me time is just a way of keeping us in check, so it doesn't exist."
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capsized* · 1 decade ago
Mr's. Kind of like she belongs to Mr. ____. That's my thought at least.
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Hari* · 1 decade ago
Same thing when you spell it out! "Missus." WTF?
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makeitbetter · 1 decade ago
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Instead of 'Internet' it should have been, 'School Wifi'
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rememberyourbeautiful · 1 decade ago
This story is reallllly good so far! Please notify me!!!!
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LolaLori · 1 decade ago
*throat :P
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darkeyeangel · 1 decade ago
Doing well!
Keep it up :)
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pandabear13 · 1 decade ago
Notify me please
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ErinRAWR · 1 decade ago
Claudia, I think.
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MissBookSmart · 1 decade ago
*butt.
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Fancyskyhigh · 1 decade ago
ahhhhnh :')
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Cammie · 1 decade ago
One time, I put my cell phone in the fridge and I started filming on it so I could see the lights go out. xD
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mjfanlol123 · 1 decade ago
hahaha.
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epicspell1221 · 1 decade ago
Clever, very clever....you almost got me...and i was like well what if there really is something there and then.....NOPE...I applaude you because this is awesome
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