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happiest*
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October 19, 2013 4:22pm UTC

queen elizabeth wasnt allowed to climb stairs by herself growing up so when she became queen she ran up and down the stairs because no one could stop her

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happiest*
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October 19, 2013 4:26pm UTC

miley literally is a genius she did all of this sh-t at award shows and performances and made people talk about her for months, and her album ends up being #1 and breaking records and now she’s just sitting back at her house laughing about all the money/success she has and going back to taking selfies with her dogs. she’s so smart.

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happiest*
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October 19, 2013 1:07pm UTC

I would literally throw last year’s version of myself down a set of stairs

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happiest*
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October 19, 2013 1:05pm UTC

u (◠‿◠✿)
did not (◠‿◠✿)
teach us this (◠‿◠✿)
why is it (◠‿◠✿)
on the test (◠‿◠✿)
BTCH (⊙‿⊙✿)

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Hale_Storm18
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October 19, 2013 10:13am UTC

America:
Making my way downtown
America: Walking fast
China: Hey America you owe me money--
America: Walking faster

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LoveYourLifeee
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October 20, 2013 9:36am UTC

A pack of Eminems for 50 cent?
Thats Ludacris.

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BravoSierra
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October 17, 2013 12:32pm UTC

boy, are you a fox?
because i don't know what the fúck you're saying.

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BravoSierra
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October 17, 2013 12:42pm UTC

"your friend is so hot"
story of my life.

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BravoSierra
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October 17, 2013 12:39pm UTC

"i look ugly in this picture," says the white girl
as she uploads her 594th selfie to an album entitled "meh<3"

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lithium*
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 6:31pm UTC

Has your friend been sneezing louder lately?
Keep a close on on them, your friend may be suffering from a rare disorder called DADNESS
If you notice that your friend has been
-wearing polo shirts
-enjoying horrific puns
-and been generally embarrassing
SEEK HELP NOW!!
In rare cases, your friend may even reply to statements like, 'I'm cold', or 'I'm hungry'
with uproarious laughter and the words 'hi cold, i'm...'
IF YOUR FRIEND HAS REACHED THIS STAGE, IT MAY BE TOO LATE.
PLEASE STOP THIS HORRIBLE DISORDER FROM SPREADING.

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karliethecool
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October 10, 2013 7:47pm UTC

Me at school literally every day.
Boy: Hey!
Me: OMG YESSS!!! uhh... i mean... hh...hehh....hhuhuh..... heeeeyyyYYYYYYyyyyy!!! *somehow trips on thin air into the garbage bin which happens to be a secret portal to space and is saved from embarassment forever because i died in space because no oxygen*

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Hale_Storm18
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October 10, 2013 8:22pm UTC

So a guest speaker came to my school today and he said, "I've never been to this part of Boston before." Yeah, that's probably because you aren't in Boston.

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capsized*
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October 10, 2013 2:58pm UTC

I think for Halloween I'm going to RSVP to as many parties as I can and offer to help each one (set up, supply food, clean). I wont show up to any of them though. When mobs of people ask "what happened?" why I didn't do my job, I'll tell them I was just in character.
That's right, I'm dressing up as the Government Shutdown for Halloween.

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
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October 10, 2013 7:01pm UTC

Once upon a time a girl met a boy.
They were both young, naive, and looking for joy.
They became friends, but it wasn't enough.
He asked her out and they were falling in love.
But the girl got scared, and she tried to run.
When she realized her mistake, the boy decided revenge was more fun.
So he found a new lover, an evil witch who took him away.
And the girl watched them with her broken heart day after day.

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KissMyAxe
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September 11, 2013 4:28pm UTC

☯
don't like gay marriage?
don't get gay married.
☯

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kristabff
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September 13, 2013 9:30pm UTC

Me praying to god: daddy, i want another pony

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kristabff
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September 14, 2013 5:52pm UTC

But you don't understand
how hard it is,
waking up everyday,
looking in the mirror, and thinking,
"wow, i just wanna bang someone rn lol"
it's hard.

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kristabff
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September 14, 2013 8:33pm UTC

This kid in my grade posted
a picture of his mcdonald's cup with two straws on Instgram and he wrote:
"McDonalds Logic: gives you two straws when you order one drink"
and this other kid wrote underneath that caption:
"McDonalds Logic: gives you two chins when you order one Big Mac"
and i'm dEAD HOLY CRAP HAHA

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KissMyAxe
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September 18, 2013 6:35am UTC

i just remembered that in middle school there was a kid named 'Ugonna' in my lunch and everytime he bought pizza i was like 'ugonna eat that?????' and i guess i was kinda
harrasing him so he told the principal ans the principal made me buy him a pizza for harassment and the next day i was like 'ugonna pay me back?' and thats the story of how i almost got stabbed by a plastic fork

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kristabff
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September 20, 2013 7:41pm UTC

The golden rule is to treat
others the way you want to be treated. So, before you click that unfollow button on my page, think: "How would I like it if she unfollowed me?" The answer is not so good, i mean thats one less follower, no one wants that.
please don't unfollow me

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