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burgy23 · 1 decade ago
thanks for your comment(: it made my night! & you too!!
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
True... very, very true.
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
You really shouldn't wear makeup. You're messing with perfection!
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

I bet you guys are getting flustered from Marios amazing pick up line skills or whatever you'd call them.
That or you're like, 'D-I-N-O-S-A, you are a dinosaur.An O-L-D man, you're just an old man. Hitting on me, what? You need a CAT scan. Old man, why are you staring at me Mac on me and my friends, it's kind creepy. You should be prowling around the old folks home. Come on dude, leave us alone.
Yeepp... uh, so there isn't a new chapter or maybe there is ;) I'm not telling mwahhhhaaahhhhaaa
Byyee (:
** If you want a reminder you have to keep commenting, sorry, it's just easier for me :)
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Awhhh! But I wanted Finn! ;(

My attempt to a winkey sad face ^.^
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Hey lovelys! Thank you all for all the support and feedback for I Met Him On Omegle. Chapter 1 is up and I hope you enjoy it, sorry it's starting off so slow.
Now, heaps of you have been asking how American accents are sexy. I'm Australian and find American accents really sexy, like I wish I could have an American accent. British accents are awesome but American are the best.
Uh... what to say, what to say...
I cleaned my room today...
Yeah and I spent like all Saturday watching Jacksgap. If you haven't seen any of the videos you should go see them because Jack is yummy.
My uploads are going to be crappy because it's school holidays. Who likes Spring? I do c;
Anyways, byee!
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Travis Allred* · 1 decade ago
heeey!
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Justanotherguytoyou · 1 decade ago
lol yes, The Weeknd, Drake, Frank Ocean (:
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lovewritingx · 1 decade ago
Hey beautiful!
The prologue of "Twisted" was just posted!
Sorry if you've already seen it before I send you this. :3
If you comment on the prologue, I'll let you know when I post Chapter 1. Thank you so much for reading.
xox Elizabeth
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lovewritingx · 1 decade ago
Hi. I'm going to make this as quick as I can. :) My name is Elizabeth. I write stories on Witty. I saw you were a reader here on this glorious website. So. I thought I'd see if maybe you'd like to check out mine. Here's some information about it. Please take a look and comment on this quote if you want to be notified when the prologue is posted. Sorry if this was a waste of your time.
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/5843570
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TheMascaraSeries · 1 decade ago
Next chapter's up lovely(:
&i'm sorry to say, but this is my very last witty notification. They take too much time. However, text notifications are still available if you're still interested.
So sorry for the inconvenience.
xxo- TheMascaraSeriies.♥
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TheMascaraSeries · 1 decade ago
Chapter 2 is up♥
Don't forget to read the bottom, I am now doing text message notifications [:
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TheMascaraSeries · 1 decade ago
The first chapter of 'Girls Like Me' , is up.♥
Thank you for all of the amazing feedback, everyone(:
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Karin* · 1 decade ago
Sure!! Knaktin@gmail.com

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TeamDamon · 1 decade ago
Yup! You can contact me at emma.carolinek@yahoo.com :) xx
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OzzyPavy · 1 decade ago
You was born on November 20th damn just 4 days before me (:
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morodz · 1 decade ago
you was born on november 20
i did on 21 st lol
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LoversGonnaLove · 1 decade ago
thanks ^.^
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LoversGonnaLove · 1 decade ago
your so pretty!!!
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DoYourHair · 1 decade ago
how did u get that song in ur profile? im curios 0_0
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life_forever_alone · 1 decade ago
Thanks girlie(: Same goes for you, if you ever need someone to talk to, shoot me a comment on my profile.(:
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