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  1. swimmergirl3796 swimmergirl3796
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 8:03pm UTC
    Second Chances
    Harry and Alexa were inseperable for the first sixteen years of their lives.
    In fact, they spent every single summer together for as long as they could remember.
    Things changed though, as they always do in teenage years.
    Harry left Alexa right after confessing his love for her. They haven't talked in four years.
    So what happens when they spend the summer together at their beach house?
    They try to rebuild their friendship, but will it backfire?
    Or will it turn into something more?
    Fav/Comment if you're interested in reading this story!

  2. fernandisha23 fernandisha23
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    Over Again .
    One Direction Fanfic
    Chapter 1 .
    Kaylins Pov
    I get home from school and drop my backpack on the floor, tired of carrying all my books since today was the last day of high school.
    I hear laughter coming from the family room confused, I walk over to the family room and open the door.
    I see my mum talking to some lady laughing about something my mum said I walk over to my mum.
    My mum stops laughing and gives me a bright smile "Hey honey, how was the last day?" my mum asks I smile "Fine but not to be rude, but who is this lady?" I question looking at the lady with brown hair who is giving me a slight smile.
    My mum laughs a bit "Honey this is, Karen Payne she just moved in with her son Liam." My mum introduced us I smile at Karen
    "Hello Karen I'm Kaylin nice to meet you!" I smile, while shaking her hand.
    Karen smiles at me "Nice to meet you, I think Liam is the same age as you." Karen tells me, wow I'm surprised I mean, there is no kid the same age as me in this block.
    ~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.
    I hear my mom calling me from downstairs "Kaylin, sweetie come over here!" My mom yells.
    I get up and go downstairs to the family room,"Yes mom?" I ask, looking at my mom "Sweetie go to Karen's house and ask her if she has any flour, I can't go I have to take a shower." My mom explains.
    I nod and got to Karen's house I knock on the door and look at the floor studying my old worn out shoes I hear someone clear their throat.
    I look up and my eyes meet with brown ones "H-hi. . . Is karen home?" I stutter, why am I stuttering infront of this boy? I never stutter I mean, I never act like this with boys.
    I bit my lip force of habit when I'm nervous "yeah come in, by the way I'm Liam you must be Kaylin." Liam smiled, I blushed he already knew my name?!
    I hear Liam chuckle, "I know your name because my mom talks non-stop,about you ever since I came home." He says "I can see why since you're really beautiful."
    I felt my heart racing my palms sweating, why am I feeling this? I barely met Liam and I'm acting, all lovey dovey.
    This is something I never felt like, before.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Hello Directioners, Its Siarra
    Yes I'm back I wanted to try this out.
    I haven't been on Witty, this really has changed.
    So maybe you like this fanfic, I don't know.
    Worth a shot
    Tell me if you like it ?!
    Thanks
    Stay Stunning
    -Cece xo

  3. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    Explain to me how a song by a Korean rapper is number one on american radio, and the only English words in the song are "EHHHH SEXY LADY"

  4. AmbersWittyProfile AmbersWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 11:58am UTC
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  5. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    "Hi. I'm Austin & I'm 11 years old
    I'n taken by my gffff Amanda.
    9.24.12 shes my everything<3333
    but I still flirt with all the girls in my clas. shhh ;)
    I go to parties every satarday .
    but party at church on sunday!
    I luvv jesus but I think I might be atheist.
    I'm bisexual but I'd never touch a boy.
    I'm prolife but my gurlfriend is pregnant.
    She's having an abortion."
    ...... What did I just read?

  6. Sandie Sandie
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 1:17pm UTC
    Me: Steve is married!
    friend: Steve?
    Me: Yeah, Steve! He's freakin awesome.
    Friend: How old is he?
    Me: What?
    Friend: Whats his full name?
    Me: What?
    Friend: You dont really know him, do you?
    Me: he made witt... oh wait.
    Friend: what?
    Me:
    Friend:
    me:
    Friend:
    Me:Nevermind.

  7. cmayl11 cmayl11
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    You guys wanna hear a joke about pizza?
    nevermind. It's too cheesy :)

  8. cmayl11 cmayl11
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 4:47pm UTC
    W anna hear a joke about cats?
    just kitten :)

  9. UnSpokenMemories UnSpokenMemories
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 3:47pm UTC
    ✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎
    You were born an original
    Don't die a copy
    ✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎
    cookiedoughformats

  10. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    Teacher: Where the hell is your math homework?!
    Me: It committed suicide, had too many problems.

  11. hopetrustbelieve01 hopetrustbelieve01
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    Differences between WMYB and LWWY music videos:
    WMYB: Playing on the beach with random girls.
    LWWY: Playing by themselves in giant hamster balls and arm row boats.
    WMYB: Louis drives too slow.
    LWWY: Louis can't drive fast enough.
    WMYB: Niall and Louis have no solos.
    LWWY: Solo time for Louis and Niall.
    WMYB: Zayn's posed faces.
    LWWY: Zayn's funny faces.
    WMYB: Zayn can't swim.
    LWWY: Zayn still can't swim.
    WMYB: Everyone's shirtless, but Niall.
    LWWY: NIALL'S SHIRTLESS!
    WMYB: About being beautiful just the way you are.
    LWWY: Getting down and dirty and not sending those pictures from last night.
    nmq


  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. Angiebabe16 Angiebabe16
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 12:57pm UTC
    Putting on ripped jeans;
    and getting your toes stuck in every hole.

  14. xXxGymnasticsXxX xXxGymnasticsXxX
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 10:54am UTC
    We were at homecoming.
    [Me and my boyfriend]
    Most of the time, they played fast songs, and we danced like a bunch of mental cases and it was awesome.
    And towards the end, there was a slow dance.
    [Two, actually.]
    The first one, I didn't really expect him to dance with me.
    [Cause he can be pretty shy and awkward.]
    But instead, he pulled me in by my waist and held me close to him.
    [Like he never wanted to let go.]
    And I didn't really know what to do at first,
    [So it was kinda awkward for the first ten seconds until I remembered to put my arms over his shoulders.]
    but when I got it right, he pulled me in tighter. And I couldn't help but just lay my head on his shoulder and sway to the music with him.
    [I have never had so many butterflies in my stomach.]
    But when it ended, I was in such a daze and I couldn't help but just lean against the wall.
    [Then another fast song came on.]
    I was a little sad, cause I had really enjoyed myself.
    I guess he was able to tell, cause he grabbed my hand and put it around his shoulders.
    [I had never smiled bigger than I had at that moment.]
    So, we danced again and it was awesome. And when the song ended, he kissed me, And said as quietly as he could while I could still hear him,
    [He said it pretty loud still, because of the music]
    "I love you."
    And after I replied, I realized that he had said "I love you" first, for the first time.
    [And I was the one to say "I love you too."]

  15. LacedRibbon LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    Epic True Story
    I was in McDonalds with my friends and we decided to eat in the play pen area...
    While we were eatting, we saw that a little girl,idk how old she was... was having a birthday party.
    She had a cake with Zac Efron on it.
    She ran up to us smiling and said, "it's my birtday!"
    We said happy birthday.
    She said, "Do you like my cake? It has Zac Efron on it!!!"
    We said we liked her cake.
    Then she said, "When I eat it, Zac Efron is going to be inside me!"
    My friend turned to her and said, with a straight face, "Well you're a lucky girl. I would like Zac Efron inside of me too."
    Even though the little girl didn't get what my friend was saying, her mom made us leave the play pen area. lol
    Day=Made.

  16. eswingle711 eswingle711
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    Tangled:
    "You were my new dream"
    Little Mermaid:
    "I lost her once. i'm not going to lose her again"
    Princess & the Frog:
    "Because Tiana...shes my Evangeline."
    Hercules:
    "Meg, I would never, ever hurt you."
    Beauty & the Beast:
    "At least I got to see you one last time."
    Aladin:
    "Tell me princess when did you last let your heart decide"
    Pocahontas:
    i'd rather die tomorrow than live 100 years not knowing you
    Mulan:
    "um...you fight good.."
    600th Quote whoot:)

  17. Oreos Oreos
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    How to survive a Horror Movie.
    1.Never be the hero.
    2.Never say 'I'll be right back'
    3.Don't be curious or suspicious.
    4.Always look back.
    5.Don't fall over that imaginary branch.
    6.Never go somewhere alone.
    7.Get weapons.
    8.Hide in the fridge.I'm pretty sure the killer won't want snacks.
    9. Don't look through peep holes. You'll end up with one eye
    10.Remember,only retards go upstairs when a killer's attacking.
    11.Don't yell 'Hello' when you're alone.The killer is hardly going to reply with 'Sup Bro?Wanna
    play some MW3?'
    12.If it's not behind you,it's above you.Fact.
    13.Don't be a smartass and try to anger the killer.You'll be the next target.
    14.If it's dead,leave it alone.
    15.Don't start making out with your new hot boyfriend/girlfriend/cat in the car.
    16. Always listen to the old creepy guy who says there's danger ahead.
    He's right.
    17.It isn't your dog licking your hand. Your dog is dead.
    18.If you think the monster is dead,IT'S NOT.
    19.Don't go searching for something in the basement,even if the lights have gone out.
    20.Make sure your gas tank is full.
    21. Get a boyfriend. He'll die first which will give you more time to run.
    22.You're an idiot if you think stabbing the killer is a good idea.
    23.Learn to clib trees,sweetie.
    24.Blood=Somebody has died/is dying.
    25.Only stupid people use lamps as weapons.
    26.If you get a phone call while babysitting that consists of 'Have you checked the kids?',you
    just might want to make a run for it.Forget the kids,let's care about ourselves.
    27.Nightmares are never just mightmares.
    28.Moving to Elm Street is a bad idea,unless you want to stay up late every night. WOO RAVE!
    29.Don't buy a cheap house in the middle of nowhere.
    30.RUN B/ITCH RUN.

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    omg just imagine
    a l l t h e s t u p i d j o k e s t h a t p e o p l e a r e g o n n a m a k e
    a f t e r t h e w o r l d d o e s n ' t e n d i n 2 0 1 2

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Who else agrees?
    Dr. Seuss could have been the greatest rapper ever.

  20. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 2:42pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I really hate it when
    I say something funny, then someone else says it louder and gets the credit.

:)

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