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  1. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 5:42pm UTC
    *During school*
    Me: *trys to do homework*
    Me: f**k this sh*t
    Me: *gets up, smashes window, chucks books outside*
    Me: see ya b/tches
    Me: *runs away*

  2. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    Web Images Maps News Video G-mail More ► iGoogle | Sign in
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    l Single __ l
    Google Search I'm Feeling Lucky
    ¤ Make Google my homepage
    Adevertising Programs - Business Solutions - About Google
    ©2010 - Privacy
    Did you mean: Forever alone?

  3. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 5:10pm UTC
    Me 2012: SINGLE ,YEAH!!! :)
    Me 2013: I'M SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE!
    Me 2014: STILL SINGLE...
    Me 2045: WELL, I GUESS IT'S TIME TO GO AND ADOPT 29 CATS....
    *FOREVER ALONE*

  4. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
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    April 23, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    Me: I'm going to take a quick 15 min nap.
    Reality: *wakes up in 2025*

  5. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    That Moment When
    you realize all your friends are gorgeous and you, well , you're just a potato.

  6. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 11:51am UTC
    We all have
    that one teacher whos like...
    "Don't pack up yet. there's still 23 seconds of class left.."
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  7. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    Dear,Bully
    Remember all those names you called me? well, it hurt to hear them. When you called me fat i starved myself. When i was depressed i would cut. I have the scars to remind me of the pain you caused me. I was scared to wake up each morning and to go to school. I couln't take it anymore. I hope your happy of what you did to me, and how you made me feel. I'm in a safe place now, away from you.
    God says im going to make a great Angel
    Heres to all the people who have been bullied.

  8. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 8:38pm UTC
    Yesterday,
    a little boy came up to me and asked...
    why do girls starve themselves?
    i told him, "because some girls feel that they aren't beutiful".
    you know what he said to me,
    arn't all girls beutiful?
    <3
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  9. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 4:11pm UTC
    Me having a bad day.
    Me: *looks like i just got attacked by a bunch of wild animals*
    Me: F**K YOU, AND YOU, OH AND YOU TOO.

  10. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    Music, Food, Wifi, Nutella
    life = complete
    ♥♥♥

  11. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    I wan't somone who's actually afraid ,
    to lose me.

  12. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 8:39pm UTC
    Spongebob: can you hear me?
    Patrick: no, its to dark!!!

  13. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 7:41pm UTC
    Dear, Mommy and Daddy
    I remeber the day clear in my mind.
    I was shocked to hear the words come out of the
    doctors mouth. I remember, Mommy was crying
    and i had never seen Daddy look so worriedinmy
    life. I spent many years trying to fight the battle.
    One day i felt sick. Daddy rushed me to the
    hospital, Mommy left work early. I didn't know
    what was happening. More tears were shed. Mommy and Daddy, thank you for being there for me every step of the way. They both grasped my hands tightly and said they loved me. My vision suddenly became blurry and the heart monitor slowed down, i knew it was my time to leave. I blew a kiss, closed my eyes and took my last breath. That was the day i lost my battle to CANCER. I'm in a safe place now, Mommy and Daddy so don't worry. i just want to say sorry for causing you so much pain. Mommy and Daddy please don't cry, God says i'm going to make a great angel.
    heres to all the kids who have lost their lives to cancer.
    R.I.P

  14. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    10 ways to drive your teacher crazy
    1.) Lick your text book in front of them, if they ask why you did that, say “what? Would you rather I lick your face?”
    2.) Leave notes on your teachers desk saying “have you checked the children yet?”
    3.) Bring a pillow to sleep on during class
    4.) In the middle of class go lie in the middle of the floor and say “I can’t get up; the floor loves me too much”
    5.) Tell your teacher that they look old and that they should retire
    6.) When the principal speaks over the P.A system shout “I’M HEARING VOICES AGAIN”
    7.) Constantly call your teacher mom (even if it’s a male)
    8.) Talk when the teacher is speaking
    9.) Make random cat noises when the class is silent
    10.) If your teacher doesn’t let you do something, point a glue gun to their face and say “do you know what you have got yourself into?”

  15. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 2:49pm UTC
    nnnnnnn
    There is...
    1 universe
    billions of galexies
    trilliions of stars
    1 earth
    196 countries
    180, 497 islands
    193 capitals
    7 billion people
    and only 1 you.
    but out of all people, why you?
    .......
    because you were different from all the rest.

    nnnnnnn

  16. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    10 Ways to get kicked out of a movie theatre
    1.) Kick on the persons chair in front of you.
    2.) Start chucking popcorn at the people around you
    3.) “Accidently” spill your drink on the person next to you
    4.) Start talking on your phone really loudly
    5.) Roll down all the aisles
    6.) Make random cat noises at all quiet moments in the movie
    7.) When nobody expects it, start to sing out of pitch
    8.) Pull out a video camera and start taping the movie
    9.) Start making slurping noises when you’re drinking.
    10.) Bring spray paint and spray “This movie sucks” on the screen.

  17. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    Looking at a test,
    and thinking....
    yup, I'm screwed
    -not my format-

  18. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    The best part about love,
    is the chace.

  19. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 10:56am UTC
    SHELDON
    Shel.don (sh eh l d uh n)
    Def.
    A superior itellect compared to all others,
    Always follows the same routine, a total lack
    of social skills, a strong understanding of
    Irony, sarcasom and humor, and a general
    lack of humanity or empathy. Is NOT insane,
    tested by his own mother. knows the correct
    rules for rock paper scissors lizard spock.
    Must always be seen wearing a superhero
    graphic tee. Must love and respect his
    Meemaw. Not trusted with secrets.
    my sister asked me what was a sheldon? ;)

  20. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    *In the morning*
    Me: *sleeping*
    Mom: get up, its time for school.
    Me: I can't, my bed loves me to much
    Mom: -_-

:)

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