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Living_Life_Freely

RugsFromMeToYou · 1 decade ago
My 4 year old cousin: daddy, why did grampa died?
Dad: Well he was old, so the angels took him away.
Cousin: are you going to die?
Dad: one day i will, but hopefully before you
Cousin: and what will happen to the ipad?
Dad: i love your abstract thoughts
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Vballchic77 · 1 decade ago
Hahaha!!!!! Does anyone else find that kind of weird
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biebersgirl14 · 1 decade ago
Nope. lol
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mysterygirlll · 1 decade ago
this is the best quote i've ever seen. omg
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Living_Life_Freely · 1 decade ago
obvious, sorry misspelled it.
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The Chosen One* · 1 decade ago
GET OUT OF THE F.CKING WAY YOU STUPID PIECE OF CR.AP
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kaylaslife · 1 decade ago
Happy birthday Victoria<3
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lovewiththeheart · 1 decade ago
happy birthday!!! how old are you turning!!!
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Storyofmylife586 · 1 decade ago
Happy bday sis love ya.
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Hamida* · 1 decade ago
I GOT BANNED FROM YAHHO ANSWERS BY ASKING I KEEP GETTING EXED OUT OF MY YAHOO MAIL! I used to use it to ask quetions to my math and science work o.o OH AND HISTORY
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iLoveTheArts · 1 decade ago
shaming... nice.

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I* · 1 decade ago
*Heartbreaker plays in background*
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Eskrove · 1 decade ago
OMG... EXACTLY. LIKE. MY. MOM.
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LandonIsWitty · 1 decade ago
brb, telling my mom this
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bunnylover43 · 1 decade ago
My life explained in two sentences.
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Steve* · 1 decade ago
Ohmygod,ikr..that's so true --__--
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1mrsseguin9 · 1 decade ago
Story of my life haha
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*gloomy* · 1 decade ago
Ad block, man. Ad block.
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Music Is My Freedom* · 1 decade ago
Omg don't even get me started :D
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addictedtonutella · 1 decade ago
story of my life.
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