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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 12:26am UTC
    Friend: I have to fart ..
    Me: Please dont ..
    Friend:
    Me:
    *Friend smiles *
    Me:Oh God !
    Survey:
    Like= You Been In This Situation Before
    Comment= No

  3. cheetah678 cheetah678
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    Of course gays dress well!
    They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing!
    (Not meant to be offensive....just thought it was clever)

  4. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    i can't be no superman
    but for you i'll be superhuman.

  5. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    A girl and a guy can be just friends,
    but at one point or another, they will fall for eachother,
    maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late,
    or maybe forever.♥

  6. Yankeelover2 Yankeelover2
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    That embaressing walk you do when your feet are burning in the sand

  7. ColorMeeSamm ColorMeeSamm
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    "Ahh, you're so hot!"
    I whispered to a
    plate of food I pulled
    out of the microwave.

  8. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 10:46pm UTC
    I only part y on 2 occasions.
    1.) when it's my birthday
    2.) when it's not

  9. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    Because of you
    I find it hard to trust not only me
    but everyone around me,
    Because of you
    I am afraid

  10. ColorMeeSamm ColorMeeSamm
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 10:36pm UTC
    Is it just me, or...
    when someone is driving in the car next to you, you always look out the window to see if you know them?


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    *person next to you steals your crayon*
    Elementary: ''That's okay, we can share. :)''
    Middle School: ''Dude, i dont freaking care...''
    High School: ''DUDE, GIVE ME MY MOTHER F/CKING CRAYON BACK BEFORE I SHANK YOUR A$$!!!''

  13. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    THIS SUMMER.
    I'm going to make it count!
    No summer romances.
    No worries.
    No nothing.
    I'm going to laugh
    a little louder.
    Party a little harder.
    Get a little darker.
    Go a little longer.
    I'm going to be out late.
    Sleeping in.
    By the time I wake up the next day.
    It'll be time to go out again.

  14. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 10:36pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When
    you tickle someone but they're not even ticklish.

  15. NeverForgetYourBeauty NeverForgetYourBeauty
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    That sad moment (2)
    When you realize that you're losing one of your friends, and there's nothing you can do about it.
    10+ faves for me to continue

  16. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    I hate that weird stare you get
    when you walk back into the classroom after going to the bathroom.
    :Z) :)

  17. foreverisalie foreverisalie
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    I just want a guy
    to text all night until I fall asleep.

  18. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 7:48am UTC
    A girl threw her phone on stage
    so louis called her mum
    to let her know he had the phone."

    format credit to OneDirection

  19. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    My first kiss went a little like--
    lol wait i haven't had my first kiss

  20. SARAHgirl5 SARAHgirl5
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    Love; has 4 letters; but so
    does Hate.
    Friends;has 7 letters; but
    so doesEnemies.
    Truth; has 5 letters; but
    so does Lying...

:)

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