Mind: He doesn't like you, just get over him.
Me: Yeah I know, I'm trying.
Mind: Good.
Me: Actually, there could be a chance he likes me.
Mind: He doesn't like you. If he did, he would've told you already. He doesn't give a sh*t about you.
Me: No, he likes me, just shut up. If he doesn't, he will soon.
Mind: No. You're gonna listen to very closely. He. Doesn't. Like. You.
Me: ...he doesn't like me...
Mind: Good girl.
Me: ...what do I do now?
Mind: Get the food. Eat it all.