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  1. beary0630 beary0630
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 10:01pm UTC
    One Direction Update
    12/13/13 10:15 PM EST
    Hey guys, today the boys pretty much had the day off. Liam, Louis and Zayn went to Cannes, France where they will be tomorrow for the NRJ awards. Harry and Niall went back to London. Harry was rumored to be with his mom or went to some theater. Niall went and played golf with some friends and Barbara. :))))))
    Tomorrow there is also rumored to be a twitcam that the boys are doing with some French account. It's supposed to be at 4 PM UK time.
    Rumors: Harry and Daisy, Niall and Barbara. I don't know and I'm honestly really worn out right now. I'm really frustrated. If you want to talk to me about it leave a comment and I'll get back to you tomorrow.
    This Day Last Year: Day off
    Links: Harry in London today: http://t.co/iMJk7Uigpm

  2. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
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    November 9, 2013 1:47pm UTC
    Hello witty. I would like to share some wisdom.
    -being stupid does not mean you're socially awkward
    -getting scared does not mean you have anxiety
    -being sad doesn't mean you have depression
    so please don't toss around mental illnesses and actuall problems like a joke.

  3. dumb_blonde1998 dumb_blonde1998
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    You only need the light when it's burning low
    Only miss the sun when it starts to snow
    Only know you love her when you let her go
    Only know you've been high when you're feeling low
    Only hate the raod when you're missing home
    Only know you love her when you let her go
    And you let her go
    Oh oh oh no
    A
    nd you let her go
    Oh oh oh no
    Well you let her go.

  4. LaylaTheAwesome LaylaTheAwesome
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 11:00am UTC
    Me: WHEN I WAS
    Dad: What
    Me: A YOUNG BOY
    Dad: Oh god
    Me: MY FATHER
    Dad: Not again
    Me: TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
    Dad: No I didn't.
    Me: TOO SEE A MARCHING BAND
    Dad: you're not even a boy.

  5. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 1:38pm UTC
    Did you know that cats rub their faces
    against things
    that they claim as their territory so if they rub against your face
    you've just been named an honorary member of that cat’s family
    like wow thank you cat

  6. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    I wonder if clouds ever look
    down on us and say "Hey look, that one is shaped like an idiot".

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my dad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry" but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have to say sorry" ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many many years

  8. happiest* happiest*
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    July 30, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    miley's hairdresser: you sure

  9. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    My friend and her bf just broke up and she called me crying and I was all like “You’re going to fall in love so many times before you find the one you’ll be with forever. So think of it this way; you’re one heartbreak closer to happily ever after." and I think she thought I was being deep and insightful, but really I was quoting wizards of waverly place

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 10:30am UTC
    The fear of tampons that exists in teenage boys is literally one of the
    funniest things I've ever seen. They act like it's a nuclear missle. Like, calm down, bro. It's just a compressd cotton ball. I swear to God, if you ever want a teenage boy to leave you alone just pull out a tampon and throw it in his direction and he will run as far away as possible. It's hilarious.

  11. Ashwe110 Ashwe110
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 6:02pm UTC
    " Build a life, find your opportunities..and always be sexy"
    -Ashton kutcher

  12. 1D_Fanfiction 1D_Fanfiction
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    Hello There
    Angel From My Nightmare

  13. LostGirls* LostGirls*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 9:30am UTC
    If you rip out my headphones while I'm listening to music because you think it's funny I will personally escort you to the gates of hell

  14. beary0630 beary0630
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    July 12, 2013 11:53pm UTC
    One Direction Update
    7/12/13 11:55 PM EDT
    Hey guys! Sorry this update is really late, I was out with my sister. Not too much went on anyway. The boys stayed in Toronto last night and arrived in Michigan just today! They ended their concert which was at the Palace At Aubrun Hills. Now they should be on their way to Chicago.
    Tomorrow's Tour Info: They have a show in a suburb outside of Chicago in Tinley Park, Illinois. They have a show at The First Midwest Bank Ampitheatre.
    Rumors: People are saying that management turned off Niall's mic during the show. This is 100% FALSE. The only person responsible for Niall's mic going out was Niall himself. The silly boy sat on it and broke it with his own bum!
    Links: It's really late and I didn't have time to get any today, but the boys didn't really meet fans anyway.
    Fanfic Spree Update: I know most of you think I've probably fallen off the earth or gave up on them. I've just been so busy with getting ready for my trip and looking for jobs and stuff. I promise I will have them all sent to you by the end of the summer!

  15. ledukester ledukester
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 12:12am UTC
    seeing as im following birthday tradition, im gonna stay up all night. mostly on facebook, making my new story here, aaaaand editing a video for youtube. sooooo here's the beginning of my story.
    "Steve. Yo, Stevey, wake up dude." I heard a voice said as I woke up. My eyes had to adjust for the unwelcomed sun shining brightly throught the windows. When I looked up to put a face to the previously disembodied voice, I saw it was Mike. I had known him since 2nd grade, all the way till now at the old age of 38.
    "Dude, Steve, get ahold of yourself," he said in his thick british accent. "It's been 7 years. You've got to get over it man. Get out, get a job, do something."
    As soon as he said 7 years, it gave me a flashback.
    "Daddy, daddy, you're home!" my little girl emilie said, running up to me with a big hug to follow. I picked her up and hugged her properly. While still carrying Emilie, I went up to my wife and kissed her. I had just gotten back from a recent deployment to some sh.thole in the middle-east. I was glad to be home. Then, two weeks later, I came home from getting groceries for my then pregnant wife. When I arrived, there was a thick web of yellow crime scene tape surrounding my house. A police officer came up to me and asked,
    "who are you sir?"
    "Steve. Steve Whitticker. I live here. Whats going on?" i asked, fearing the worst. a lump slid down my throat as i tried to hold myself together.
    "May i ask where you were, steve?"
    "The gorcery store, you can even check my car. now where is my wife and kids?"
    "I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, sir, but.. your wife and daughter were killed."
    "Daughter and son," I croaked. "My wife was 6 weeks pregnant."
    and all of that brings me to where i am today. a man, so distraught by his own wife and kids' deaths, that still, seven years later he cant even stop crying himself to sleep at night. A man who was once a highly respected military officer is now the bum who sits in his empty house and gets drunk before 10 am every day. To hide the pain. The emotions. All of the feelings broiling inside, the hate, the sorrow, everything.
    The thoughts and emotions were compounded by the fact that the killer was never truly found. With no fingerprints, bullets, or many wittnesses, the cops couldn't do much. Only one man was brought into court but was sooon deemed to be innocent by new information. everyone seemed to have an alibi.
    "STEVE! SNAP OUT OF IT!" Mike yelled. I had drifted of into a haze consisting of flashbacks, thoughts, and emotions. I often did this. I was taken to a counselour and even that did seem to do anything for it. I would still drift off with no warning and would have to be woken out of it.
    "Sorry Mike. Drifted off."
    "Yeah, I know. God man, I hate seeing you like this. What do you say man, lets go out today. And NO booze, either."
    "fine, nothing could make this worse," i griped and got up to clean myself up, something i hadnt dont in over 2 weeks.

  16. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    I'm not afraid
    to take a stand,
    everybody come take my hand,
    we'll walk this road together,
    through the storm,
    whatever weather,
    cold or warm.

  17. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 11:05am UTC
    I give you one underdog then you gotta swing by yourself.

  18. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 11:07am UTC
    Straighten up little solider.

  19. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 6:33pm UTC
    Me everytime I see gold foil:
    "I've found the golden ticket!"

  20. Madi28 Madi28
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    July 10, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    Fate
    Chapter 1, Part 1
    I close my eyes and take a shaky breath. The air is thick with sweat and the smell of pure desire of crazy, lustful teenage girls. This can only mean one thing. I’m at a One Direction concert.
    The wait is unbearable. The screen shows an endless repeat of commercials, teasing every starstruck girl in the arena. I look to the right of me, sharing an excited glance with my best friend, Sophie. Her eyes dart to the empty stage in front of us.
    “I can’t believe they will be standing right there,” she whispers, her blue eyes widening in excitement.
    “I know! We will be so close to them, we might even be able to touch them,” I say, equally as excited.
    “I can’t believe we actually won these tickets,” she says, pulling her dark brown hair into a ponytail.
    “Sweating too much already?” I ask with a smirk.
    “Kristen, you are way too perverted. It’s like you and Harry are meant to be,” she fires back.
    I roll my eyes at her comment. So, I had a thing for Styles. But who doesn’t, with his dark, luscious, curls. Not to mention his tall, toned body, arms and stomach covered in tattoos. He’s practically a s*x god. Correction: he is.
    I am halfway through my thought, as the stage lights up. We both scream and jump up and down. This will be a fun night.
    It is more than halfway through the concert when the boys finally play my favorite song. Rock Me. The night is just getting so much better. Louis has done plenty of hip thrusts, Liam and Zayn both hit high notes perfectly, Niall is being his usual crazy self, and Harry. He has looked over at me, holding my awestruck gaze, more times than I can count.
    During the chorus of the song, I get an idea. I lean over to Sophie, trying to tell her what I plan to do quietly enough so the annoying b*tch next to me doesn’t steal my idea, but loud enough so she can hear. I feel a rush of adrenaline, as she nods her head in approval. Now, for the right time.
    He starts to walk towards my side of the stage, making eye contact yet again. This is it, I think to myself. “HEY STYLES,” I scream, trying my best to sound flirty, “CATCH!” I toss my phone into his large hands as I wink at him. He smirks and winks back.
    “Do my eyes deceive me, or did Harry freaking Styles just wink at you?!” Sophie yells to me.
    I hear an annoyingly pitched cackle next to me as the b*tch smiles sarcastically at me.
    “Um, excuse me, but that wink was for me.” She states cockily.
    “B*tch, please,” I say under my breath. Not quiet enough.
    “Sorry, but I’m positive Harry wasn’t winking at your ugly a**.” She says.
    Oh no she didn’t. “Listen up, honey. I’ve been listening to your awful screeching for the past hour and a half, right in my eardrum, and now you’re saying Harry was winking at you, and that he would choose you over me?” I yell in her scrunched up face.
    “That’s exactly what I’m saying,” she states, tilting her head, as if waiting for me to slap it.
    Well, she asked for it.
    WHAM.
    My sweaty hand hits the side of her greasy face.
    “Oh crap! Kristen! You go! Everyone, that’s my best friend!” Sophie screams, pointing at me.
    “Did you just slap me?” the blonde b*tch yells in pain.
    “Yeah, and in doing so, I got all of your cheap foundation on my palm. Ew.” I say, as security rushes over.
    “I regret nothing,” I smirk as the girls behind me break out in applause.
    The burly security guard grabs me and takes me to a tent behind the stage. I hear Sophie chanting in excitement as I leave.
    “Alright, miss. We understand the situation, but you cannot go back out there because you hit that girl. Even if she deserved it,” the surprisingly funny guard tells me.
    “Are you with your parents?” he asks.
    “No, I drove here with a friend. She’s still out there, too.” I reply, wishing I could see Harry some more.
    Harry.
    Out of all the commotion, I forgot Harry Styles has my phone.
    “Alright, young lady, you can wait here until the concert is over.” He says, leaving as I sit on a foldable chair, trying to listen to strands of their voices.
    Sophie’s POV:
    I can’t believe she put that b*tch in her place! I think to myself, smiling. All of a sudden, I panic, realizing we are still at a One Direction concert, and Harry Styles still has Kristen’s phone. “Oh, crap!” I say aloud.
    At this point, the boys were answering twitter questions. But Harry was facing away from the crowd, his attention focused on a small, white object in his hand. Straining my neck to get a better look, I see it. In his large hands. Kristen’s phone!
    What is he doing? I wonder. He looks back over at the empty space next to me. As quickly as I notice this, he slides the phone into his back pocket. What the...?
    Kristen’s POV:
    Finally, the concert is over. I see Sophie running towards me squealing with a huge smile on her face. “That was amazing!!!” she yells as she pulls me into a hug. She releases me from her death grip and her face goes white at something behind me.
    I turn around to see the tall silhouette of Harry Styles. Oh my god, I think as I look up into his deep, sparkling green eyes.
    Hey guys! I hope some people are reading this....ahaha we really love this story and hope you guys do too!! I promise I'll try to write the next chapter as soon as possible! Spread the story around, if you like it!!
    Does anyone know why my computer won't let me make the title colorful?? Helpp
    Special thanks to: 1D_Fanfiction Check out her stories if you haven't!!!
    Follow me, I follow back! (:

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