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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    Girls Like me.
    Prolouge
    When I was 13, the only guy I had ever liked, asked me out.
    I was thrilled, in fact, I remember not being able to stop smiling.
    He told me everything I wanted to hear, did everything I wanted to see.
    In my eyes, he was perfect.
    But 5 months later, he broke it off, like nothing was wrong.
    His friends laughed and joked about how foolish I was to believe that someone like him would actually fall for a girl like me.
    I was devistated, to the point where I would miss days of school to avoid the torture.
    After all the nights of crying, my mom finally agreed to send me to my dad's house in Maine.
    "2 years Bree, then you're coming home." I remember her telling me as I boarded my flight.
    The day I left for my dad's house, I promised myself I would be a stronger person when I came home.
    Not only that, but I promised myself that I would get revenge on the boy that broke my heart.
    During those two years, I grew out my blonde hair, that now reached over half way down my back.
    I ran two miles everyday, giving me the legs and body of a super model.
    I turned myself into my ex boyfriend's deffinition of perfect, in hopes that maybe he would fall for me again.
    This time though, he would be the one to end up feeling broken.
    And now, here I stand, two years later, as a 15 year old.
    In just 5 minutes, my flight would be landing back in California, back in the hell hole that I left 2 years ago today.
    As we neared closer to the ground, I pictured all of my friends waiting for me at the airport.
    Then, I pictured the look on Jake's face when he saw the girl that i've become.
    When the flight came to a complete stop, I grabbed my bags and began making my way off of the plane.
    "Bree!" Jaycie and Zoe shrieked, greeting me with a huge hug.
    "I missed you guys so much!" I exclaimed.
    They helped my bring all of my bags out to the car, and then, we began our journey back to my house.
    "So," Zoe began. "Are you here to fall in love with Jake again?" She raised her eye brows teasingly.
    "Hah." I let out a sarcastic laugh. "In his dreams."
    I wasn't being cocky, just confident.
    "Well from what I hear, he's excited to see you again." Jaycie sighed.
    "Well, I guess we'll see." I muttered, noticing we were almost home.
    As we entered my driveway, my mom anxiously pulled open the car door.
    "It's so good to see you again honey!" my mom squeezed me.
    "It's good to see you again too mom." I replied, a little embarrassed.
    Then suddenly, another car pulled into the drive way.
    "What's up short stuff?" Ryan laughed, hopping out of his car, along with Noah and Jake.
    I laughed, greeting him with a hug.
    Then Noah, and then Jake.
    "It's good to see you again." Jake smiled slightly.
    "It's good to see you, too." I lied right through my teeth.
    I stared at him, taking in that familiar smile, and the mouth that lied to me so many times.
    This Summer, I was going to show Jake how much stronger I have become.
    I was going to show him what he gave up 2 years ago.
    And most of all, I was going to show him why you don't mess with
    girls like me.
    [[ Feedback?(: Not my best introduction, but the story will get better, I promise. The Character link is up on my profile, for those of you who are interested. ]]
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    © Format Credit; The Mascara Series

  3. AlphaRomeo AlphaRomeo
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 11:23am UTC
    Are you a unicorn?
    Yes
    No
    I have no idea
    I'm bored xD

  4. quietkid quietkid
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    I have a dig bick.
    You that read wrong.
    You read that wrong too.
    If you follow, I follow back.
    Cookiedoughformats

  5. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    ♥ ISo,
    Who else
    Remembers
    silly Bandz?

  6. fgfg735 fgfg735
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    Reasons people watch mens swimming in the olympics-
    10%- to actually watch the sport
    90%- to see hot shritless guys with their nice abs

  7. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    I clicked the
    "vent" catagory
    on the right...
    it took me to amazon. for a diary.
    Good job, Steve.
    That was really nice of you. ^-^

  8. ilikethings ilikethings
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    They told us not to talk to strangers.
    And then they invented the internet
    nmf

  9. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    Things In My Wallet:
    5% Money
    95% Unnecessary Bullsh.it

  10. HakunaMatata_ HakunaMatata_
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    Dear Thigh fat,
    Help the needy?
    Sincerely, Boobs and Butt.

    nmf.

  11. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    □ single
    □ taken
    √ mentally dating either a fictional character, or a celebrity

  12. kenziev123 kenziev123
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:05pm UTC
    Who still is waiting for their kiss in the rain?

  13. wannabe wannabe
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    Admit it,
    When someone says, "I like your necklace"
    You automatically touch it before you say,
    "Thanks."


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  15. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    Don't judge a quote by its format.

  16. TheLostGirl TheLostGirl
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    What's this "Life" thing everyone keeps talking about?
    ...
    i want one...

  17. KatieeLovesYouu KatieeLovesYouu
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    WE HAD HOMEWORK ?
    ⊙_⊙

  18. ay_baybay ay_baybay
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    Who would win in a fight...
    I hate this game.
    nmf, followme(:
    ME VS. A SHARK.
    Shark
    nmf, followme(:
    ME VS. A BEAR
    Bear
    ME VS. A TIGER
    Tiger
    nmf, followme(:
    ME VS. A T REX
    PICK. SMALLER. ANIMALS. YOU. IDIOT
    nmf, followme(:

  19. KatieeLovesYouu KatieeLovesYouu
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    The scary moment when...
    you put a ring on your finger and can't get it off.
    {mini heart attack...}

    ~Nmq.
    I

  20. TheGirlWhoLived TheGirlWhoLived
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 1:05pm UTC
    Plot twist: Victoria has no secret

:)

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