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kelly*

1. kelly*
   posted a quote
   April 26, 2014 3:22am UTC
   *frozen*
   Anna asks Elsa to build a snowman with her for 10 years
   Elsa builds one without her
   
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2. kelly*
   posted a quote
   April 7, 2014 9:57pm UTC
   i wrote a song about a tortilla
   actually it's more of a wrap
   
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3. kelly*
   posted a quote
   April 7, 2014 9:51pm UTC
   *deletes selfie like it never happened*
   
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4. kelly*
   posted a quote
   April 7, 2014 9:41pm UTC
   money can run out,
   but talent is forever.
   - Lady Gaga
   
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5. kelly*
   posted a quote
   March 16, 2014 12:12am UTC
   shout out to the people wondering what the opposite of in is
   
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6. kelly*
   posted a quote
   March 5, 2014 5:57am UTC
   Format Credit: Sandrasaurus
   Cinderella walked on broken glass
   Aurora let a whole lifetime pass
   Belle fell in love with a hideous beast
   Jasmine married a common thief
   Ariel walked on land for love and life
   Snow White barely escaped the knife
   Rapunzel had to find a new dream
   Tiana kissed her prince and turned green
   Mulan left to be a man
   Pocahontas stayed to save her land
   It's all about the smiles and tears;
   Because love means facing
   your biggest fears
   Format Credit: Sandrasaurus
   
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7. kelly*
   posted a quote
   January 22, 2014 1:17am UTC
   “some people are worth melting for”
   
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8. kelly*
   posted a quote
   January 22, 2014 1:13am UTC
   Frozen
   Olaf: Knock. Just knock.
   Olaf: Why isn't she knocking?
   Olaf: Do you think she knows how to knock?
   
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9. kelly*
   posted a quote
   January 22, 2014 1:10am UTC
   roses are red
   violets are blue
   disney should make a frozen 2
   
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10. kelly*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 1:03am UTC
    i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people's student loans for fun
    
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11. kelly*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 9:48pm UTC
    Don't let them in, don't let them see,
    be the good girl you always had to be.
    Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know.
    Well now they know.
    Please don't remove this!
    
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12. kelly*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 5:23am UTC
    Frozen
    Hans: We finish each other's-
    Anna: Sandwiches!
    Hans: That's what I was going to say!
    
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13. kelly*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 3:03am UTC
    do you want to build a snowman?
    
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14. kelly*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 2:53am UTC
    Frozen
    Kristoff: Hey guys!
    Anna: They're... rocks.
    Kristoff: *off in the distance* You are a sight for sore eyes.
    Olaf: He's crazy!
    Kristoff: *talking to the rocks* Hey, whoa, I don't even recognize you. You've lost so much weight!
    Olaf: *whispering to Anna* I'll distract them while you run.
    Olaf: Hi Sven's family! It's nice to meet you!
    Olaf: *whispering to Anna* Because I love you Anna, I insist you run.
    Olaf: I understand you're love experts. Ooh!
    Olaf: *whispering to Anna* Why aren't you running?
    
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15. kelly*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 2:40am UTC
    Frozen
    Anna: I'm Anna.
    Olaf: And who's the funky looking donkey over there?
    Anna: That's Sven.
    Olaf: Uh-huh, and who's the reindeer?
    Anna: ...Sven.
    Olaf: Oh they're bo- oh! Ok. Makes things easier for me.
    
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16. kelly*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 9:23am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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17. kelly*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 6:18am UTC
    💚Merry Christmas❤️
    🎄💝🎁🎅to all, and to all a good night🎅🎁💝🎄
    
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18. kelly*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 5:56am UTC
    It shouldn't be called "meet and greet"
    it should be called "pay and hey"
    
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19. kelly*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 2:35am UTC
    EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM
    Format by Breeze
    
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20. kelly*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 5:09am UTC
    boys fall for me because i trip them with my laptop charger
    
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