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Lissa16

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Member Since: 29 Apr 2009 07:06pm

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

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 Whad up brah?
 Alissa ;*
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Alissa


 

 

  1. Lissa16 Lissa16
    posted a quote
     June 26, 2011 9:51pm UTC
    I WISH
    friends were like [money]; Hold them up to the light and see which ones are fake...
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  2. Lissa16 Lissa16
    posted a quote
     June 23, 2011 2:31pm UTC
    Like Some; Love some;Trust none.
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  3. Lissa16 Lissa16
    posted a quote
     June 23, 2011 2:26pm UTC
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  4. Lissa16 Lissa16
    posted a quote
     June 23, 2011 2:20pm UTC
    if a guy can't handle a girl in [sweatpants] then he sure as hell doesn't deserve her in a wedding dress ♥
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  5. Lissa16 Lissa16
    posted a quote
     June 23, 2011 2:12pm UTC
    I WANT YOU
    to know something,
    but I don't want to tell you,
    So I'll let ---> the first three words
    of this sentence
    explain it.
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  6. Lissa16 Lissa16
    posted a quote
     June 21, 2011 1:31pm UTC
    That awkward moment #11
    when you don't send that chain e-mail, and die.
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  7. Lissa16 Lissa16
    posted a quote
     June 21, 2011 1:27pm UTC
    That awkward moment #10
    when Nike and Gatorade are advertised together, and their slogans are “Is it in you?” and “Just Do It.”
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  8. Lissa16 Lissa16
    posted a quote
     June 21, 2011 1:22pm UTC
    That awkward moment #9when you try to change your password to 'my dick' but the website doesn't let you because it says its "too long"
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  9. Lissa16 Lissa16
    posted a quote
     June 21, 2011 1:17pm UTC
    That awkward moment #9when you’re singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong....
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  10. Lissa16 Lissa16
    posted a quote
     June 21, 2011 1:11pm UTC
    That awkward moment #8when you make a, "Like This" Status and no one likes it
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  11. Lissa16 Lissa16
    posted a quote
     June 21, 2011 11:22am UTC
    That awkward moment #7
    when you realize that you're eating a popsicle seductively, so you start using your teeth
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  12. Lissa16 Lissa16
    posted a quote
     June 21, 2011 11:18am UTC
    That awkward moment #6
    when you say the name of your OTHER boyfriend in bed
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  13. Lissa16 Lissa16
    posted a quote
     June 21, 2011 11:14am UTC
    That awkward moment #5
    when you’re naked, trying to get dressed and your pet is staring at you
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  14. Lissa16 Lissa16
    posted a quote
     June 21, 2011 11:09am UTC
    That awkward moment #4
    where you sit at your lunch table and no one likes you
    where you sit at your lunch table and no one likes you where you sit at your lunch table and no one likes you where you sit at your lunch table and no one likes you where you sit at your lunch table and no one likes you
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  15. Lissa16 Lissa16
    posted a quote
     June 21, 2011 11:05am UTC
    That awkward moment #3
    when you send someone an IM and they sign off.
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  16. Lissa16 Lissa16
    posted a quote
     June 21, 2011 10:57am UTC
    I am taking my road test June 28
    and i am so nervous I know it's not something to be that nervous about, but I am. If you fail, it really isn't that big of a deal, because you can take it [again]. But the thing is, if you fail it, you have to reschedule it, and the waiting list is soo long. I am a [good] driver, I just have heard that the driving instructors are very strict. It's summer time, I have a job, so I can pay for my own gas, and I have my own car, that I got for my birthday. I want to be able to go places without asking my parents all the time, and [without] asking them for a ride.
    If your still reading me blab on about how I am probably going to fail my road test, then I love you.
    random place
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  17. Lissa16 Lissa16
    posted a quote
     June 16, 2011 10:02pm UTC
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  18. Lissa16 Lissa16
    posted a quote
     June 16, 2011 9:53pm UTC
    That awkward moment #3
    when you think something is hilarious but nobody else seems to know what you’re talking about..
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  19. Lissa16 Lissa16
    posted a quote
     June 16, 2011 9:49pm UTC
    Everyone has
    photographic memory
    some just don't have the
    film
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  20. Lissa16 Lissa16
    posted a quote
     June 16, 2011 9:30pm UTC
    Get 8 hours of beauty sleep every night
    9 if your ugly..
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