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LilyIsCrazy98

posted a quote
June 16, 2012 9:15pm UTC

Friend: I'm going to Florida for two weeks!
Friend: My aunt is taking me shopping in New York over the weekend!
Friend: Tanning on the beach of Madagascar!
Friend: I'm going to North Carolina for vacation!
Friend: Omg, met the cutest boy ever in California!
Friend:Here's a picture of me swimming with dolphins!
Friend: Met my favorite band and hung out with them for the day!
Me: I left my room today..

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LilyIsCrazy98

posted a quote
June 10, 2012 8:14pm UTC

Hey I Just met you,
and this is crazy,
but could you please
shut the f*ck up already?
______
nmf

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LilyIsCrazy98

posted a quote
June 3, 2012 5:50pm UTC

What do you
call a nun in a
wheel chair?
Virgin Mobile ;)

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LilyIsCrazy98

posted a quote
May 30, 2012 10:09pm UTC

Did you know
Nuns have to eat bananas with a fork?
think about it ;)
❤
not my formattttt!

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LilyIsCrazy98

posted a quote
May 28, 2012 10:41pm UTC

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?
Are they afraid someone's going to clean them?
nmq.

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LilyIsCrazy98

posted a quote
May 23, 2012 5:22pm UTC

Well !
Now that we have a chat box,
(THANKS STEVE<3)
anyone wanna chat? ;)

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LilyIsCrazy98

posted a quote
May 21, 2012 11:00pm UTC

When I have children
I'm going to have my husband pull up next to them with a white van
while they're out in public
and say "Kids, I've got candy!"
Then watch everyone's reaction as they climb in (;

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LilyIsCrazy98

posted a quote
May 16, 2012 11:13pm UTC

Only I'm allowed to make fun of my family.
If you so much as look at them the wrong way, all hell will break loose. On your face.

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LilyIsCrazy98

posted a quote
May 12, 2012 8:07pm UTC

Guys:
Don't try to date the most beautiful girl in the world. Date the girl who makes your life the most beautiful .

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LilyIsCrazy98

posted a quote
May 11, 2012 8:37pm UTC

Dear Heart,
Please only fall in love when it's
right. Not when you're lonely.
Sincerely,
I don't want to get hurt.
♥

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LilyIsCrazy98

posted a quote
May 11, 2012 8:23pm UTC

I don't know why they call it heartbreak.
It feels like every part of my body is broken, too.
nmf

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LilyIsCrazy98

posted a quote
May 8, 2012 4:48pm UTC

Heart beats fast
Tears are welling up.
Broken promises, crushed hopes
The spark has gone from my eyes.
This is it?
It can't be.
Oh so happy were we.
Or so I believed.
No words are spoken
I can barely move.
I feel so numb.
One question is in my head.
Why?
From your love
I had a high.
Now it's all gone with 2 simple words.
"It's over."
Now you're just a memory,
Somebody that I used to know.

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LilyIsCrazy98

posted a quote
April 17, 2012 1:54am UTC

Just because someone isn't your definition of beautiful,
doesn't give you the right to call them ugly .
nmq.

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LilyIsCrazy98

posted a quote
April 16, 2012 10:45pm UTC

Am I the only one
Who seems to become hungrier than usual when I'm over a friends house?

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LilyIsCrazy98

posted a quote
April 13, 2012 8:58pm UTC

YOLO
You Obviously Love One direction.
;)

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LilyIsCrazy98

posted a quote
April 12, 2012 4:52pm UTC

I never told you
what I should have said.
No I never told you,
I just held it in
I miss everything about you. Everything about us, too.
Now Is it to late to say I still want you?
nmf.

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LilyIsCrazy98

posted a quote
April 12, 2012 12:29am UTC

Dear vending machines,
Sorry mydollar isn't straight enough
for you.
Sincerely, stop being such a
homophobe.

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LilyIsCrazy98

posted a quote
April 11, 2012 11:51pm UTC

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?Santa stopped at three ho's.;)

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LilyIsCrazy98

posted a quote
April 7, 2012 6:41pm UTC

As I close my eyes for the night, thoughts go running through my mind.
Telling me I'm not good enough
My hair too frizzy, my body too fat.
The list goes on.
I can't see,
from the fog of my insecurities.
As the tears stream down, I'll pray I can make it through another day
That I won't snap
and make a permenant decision on momentary feelings..
Society Kills.
I know this isnt pretty, and most of you wont stop to read. But lately i have been feeling terrible about myself, and i just needed to get it out any way possible.

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LilyIsCrazy98

posted a quote
April 4, 2012 11:28pm UTC

Don't say you love me unless you mean it, because I might do something crazy like believe it.

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