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  1. username* username*
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 10:49pm UTC
    THANK GOD
    short short
    season is over!
    (UNLESS YOU ARE SOME WEIRDO CHICK WHO STILL WEARS SHORT SHORTS EVEN THOUGH IT'S F*CKING COLD OUTSIDE)

  2. username* username*
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 11:57pm UTC
    So I guess every night procrastination celebration .

  3. username* username*
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 11:38pm UTC
    and they'll tell you that you're lucky
    but you're so confused
    because you don't feel Ⓟⓡⓔⓣⓣⓨ
    you just feel
    used
    Cookiedoughformats

  4. username* username*
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 10:44pm UTC
    So today I was talking to this guy
    And I asked him, "Do you know what narwhals are?"
    and he looked at me and said, "Are they in the sky?"
    And I stopped , and looked into those big hazel eyes and glared.

  5. username* username*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 12:26pm UTC
    And on the third day
    God created the Remington Bolt action rifle so that man could fight the dinosaurs and the homosexuals.
    format credit: damnnTayler

  6. username* username*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 1:50am UTC
    Looking at your crush and wondering if his parents would call the cops if they knew you had taken pictures of their son without their consent<3
    Format by Breeze

  7. username* username*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 10:29pm UTC
    Me: Okay! I wanna lose some weight. Lets snack a little less...
    5 hours later: NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM. OH $@#% I ATE WAY TO MUCH !!!!
    Goes on the scale: 2,000 pounds... Well sh*t..

  8. username* username*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 10:15pm UTC
    I swear
    I get high everytime I paint my nails.

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    November 7, 2013 11:57pm UTC
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    wow. so amaze. much witty. such doge. many like.

  10. username* username*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 7:45pm UTC
    *Sometimes *
    I like to look at my crush and think,
    If only you knew
    that I have a picture of you on my phone
    And at least 20 pages in my notebook
    deticated to you.
    (creepy)

  11. username* username*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 12:13am UTC
    Is it bad
    (( You guys know more about me
    Than my family

  12. username* username*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 1:06am UTC
    if loving you is wrong,
    screw you, I'm not risking it♥

  13. username* username*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 11:42pm UTC
    Dᴏᴇs sʜᴇ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ I ᴅᴏ? Tʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴅs ʏᴏᴜ sᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴏᴠᴇ. Dᴏᴇs sʜᴇ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ BIG ʀᴜsʜ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏ ɪɴ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ʜᴜɢ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄʜᴇᴇᴋs ʙʀᴜsʜ.

  14. username* username*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 10:39am UTC
    Me:What are you?
    Cleverbot:A girl.
    Me:I never asked that.
    Cleverbot:I never answered that.
    Me:DUN DUN DUNNN.

  15. username* username*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 11:27pm UTC
    You know,
    I FAKE IT OH SO WELL
    tHAT GOD HIMSELF CAN'T TELL
    <\3

  16. username* username*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 8:41pm UTC
    Tell me♥EVERYDAY♥I get
    To♥ wake up♥ to that smile.

  17. username* username*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 8:30pm UTC
    I really wanna know... How did we chose what hand to write with?

  18. username* username*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 11:39pm UTC
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    Why is it so hard to move on?
    I was almost certain you liked me back.
    ---♥---
    <<<<<<<<<<<
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    nmf

  19. username* username*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 11:31pm UTC
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    My friends say they hate him because he broke their hearts. I'll say I hate him too, but I'm lying because my first love will always have a special place in my heart. ♥
    nmf.
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    jayciecutie01s format

  20. username* username*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 5:57pm UTC
    In these coming years, many things will change, but the way I feel will remain the same ♥
    The End of All Things- Panic! At The Disco

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