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1. username*
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   May 18, 2014 10:32pm UTC
   WHY DIDN'T YOU CARE?
   
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2. username*
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   May 15, 2014 10:23pm UTC
   Are you a baritone? Because you're BARI TONED.
   hahaha get it
   
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3. username*
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   May 15, 2014 10:20pm UTC
   Today I asked my crush if I could touch his hair. This was a really scary thing to do because he barely knew me and I though he would say no. Instead he smiled and said, "Yeah you can even braid if you know how." and I laughed and said, "Wait...are you serious?!" and he kept saying,"Yes, yes I'm serious :) go ahead.."And he bent down and I touched his hair and it was magical.
   
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4. username*
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   May 2, 2014 11:45pm UTC
   Goodbye is only truly painful when you know you'll
   never say hello
   again♡
   
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5. username*
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   April 30, 2014 11:47pm UTC
   ♥ Spent all your time and your money just to find out that my love was free.♥
   
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6. username*
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   April 16, 2014 9:46pm UTC
   *Eats a cigarette* It's a metaphor.
   
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7. username*
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   March 21, 2014 1:11am UTC
   Okay, I've been drawing peach rings on index cards and having my friend give them to my crush and seriously he doesn't even seem afraid for his life. I saw him during class reading the index card which btw made my heart happy.
   
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8. username*
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   March 21, 2014 1:08am UTC
   MY DAYDREAM:
   Me: Hey Nick! WOW you button your shirt all the way? You gotta leave some room to breathe!
   *starts unbuttoning shirt
   Nick: Um Laura...you unbuttoned two already...I think thats enough
   Me: No no...it's not...hold on
   *takes off shirt
   Nick: LAURA! YOU JUST UNBUTTONED MY WHOLE SHIRT AND TOOK IT OFF!
   Me: Well you still have an undershirt..
   *Slowly pulls off his undershirt.
   Nick: Okay Laura, what are you trying to do to me?!
   Me: Oooh Nick! Aren' t you sweating in those pants? Let me help
   *Unzips his pants
   Nick: Laura...
   *tries to push me away
   Me: Dang you must be even hotter with your underwear...
   Nick: NO LAURA! BAD BAD BAD BAD LAURA!!!!
   Me: I think there may be a bed in this room...do you wanna frickle frack with me? ;]
   Nick:....what
   END OF DREAM
   
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9. username*
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   March 8, 2014 7:47pm UTC
   Is my stalking going too far...because I just looked at his grandma's facebook to find pictures of him..
   
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10. username*
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    February 14, 2014 3:04pm UTC
    So I tried doing the "Grind with me" dance and I ended up hitting my knee really hard on the ground and crying.
    
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11. username*
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    February 13, 2014 10:50pm UTC
    Ⓘ'ⓥⓔ ⓐⓛⓦⓐⓨⓢ ⓗⓐⓣⓔⓓ ⓗⓞⓦ ⓐⓦⓚⓦⓐⓡⓓ, ⓒⓡⓔⓔⓟⓨ, ⓐⓝⓓ ⓦⓔⓘⓡⓓ Ⓘ ⓐⓜ ⓑⓔⓒⓐⓤⓢⓔ ⓣⓗⓞⓢⓔ ⓐⓡⓔ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓣⓗⓡⓔⓔ ⓣⓗⓘⓝⓖⓢ ⓐⓑⓞⓤⓣ ⓜⓔ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓟⓡⓔⓥⓔⓝⓣ ⓜⓔ ⓕⓡⓞⓜ ⓜⓐⓚⓘⓝⓖ ⓝⓔⓦ ⓕⓡⓘⓔⓝⓓⓢ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓝⓞ ⓜⓐⓣⓣⓔⓡ ⓗⓞⓦ ⓗⓐⓡⓓ Ⓘ ⓣⓡⓨ, Ⓘ ⓚⓝⓞⓦ Ⓘ ⓟⓡⓞⓑⓐⓑⓛⓨ ⓒⓐⓝ ⓝⓔⓥⓔⓡ ⓒⓗⓐⓝⓖⓔ⊙
    
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12. username*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 10:20pm UTC
    geomeTRY
    geomeCRY
    geomeWHY
    geomeBYE
    
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13. username*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 6:54pm UTC
    Oh no,what if I never knew your name
    Oh my god, the thoughts insane.
    Format by Breeze
    
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14. username*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 9:16pm UTC
    ⇑ ⇑ ⇓ ⇓ ⇐ ⇒ ⇐ ⇒ ⓑⓐ sᴛᴀʀᴛ
    
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15. username*
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    December 11, 2013 9:39pm UTC
    I’m so weird
    It’s like:
    I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
    I don’t give a duck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
    I hate people but I develop crushes easily.
    I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
    I need help.
    
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16. username*
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    December 7, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    pro·cras·ti·nate
    v. pro·cras·ti·nat·ed, pro·cras·ti·nat·ing, pro·cras·ti·nates
    v.intr.
    To put off doing something, espe.... I'll finish this tomorrow
    
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17. username*
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 3:50pm UTC
    Sam Claflin:
    The most perfect human made.
    
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18. username*
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 7:18pm UTC
    And I will swallow my pride
    you're the one that I love
    and I'm saying goodbye.
    Format by Breeze
    
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19. username*
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    December 3, 2013 6:49pm UTC
    So I want to be skinny and stuff...but I can't seem to replace junk food and video games with healthy foods and exercise.
    
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20. username*
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    December 2, 2013 8:04pm UTC
    gooby pls.
    
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