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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    Being a person is getting too complicated
    Time to be a unicorn

    c0f93996-3a2f-4636-9651-2d793222a2e0
    1.03.01

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    kids at my school: i like to smoke weed and get high and i also like to smoke cigarettes.
    me: sometimes when it's cold, i like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.

  3. teenager_posts teenager_posts
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    TeenagerPost#129
    That annoying moment when you really want to say something, but then someone changes the topic... evil b*stard.
    nmf.nmq.

  4. teenager_posts teenager_posts
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 12:17pm UTC
    TeenagerPost#132
    Those annoying 5 seconds you have to wait to pour the soda again until the fizz goes down.
    nmf.nmq.

  5. kateexox13 kateexox13
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 7:54am UTC
    T oday
    is my little sister's birthday. she's turning 8. if i can get 30 faves and a lot of people to comment,
    ill show this to her,
    and tell her witty cares.
    nmf(:

  6. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 11:40am UTC
    Parents call it, talking back.
    We call it, replying.
    xoalicecullenxo format.

  7. MrsDanielTosh MrsDanielTosh
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 10:59pm UTC
    IF YOU FIGHT LIKE A MARRIED COUPLE, TALK LIKE BEST FRIENDS, FLIRT LIKE FIRST LOVE, AND PROTECT EACH OTHER LIKE SIBLINGS; IT'S MEANT TO BE

  8. no_one_is_perfect no_one_is_perfect
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    That one kid
    that is so funny, even your teacher can't keep a straight face.
    nmf sayheyilyx

  9. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 12:11pm UTC
    I'm going to paint a blue square
    in my backyard so google earth thinks I have a pool.

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 1:18pm UTC
    • • • • • •
    Here's to all the 90's kids:
    TGIF was the bees knees
    Angelica Pickles from Rugrats was one mean little beeyotch
    The Pink Ranger was hot but the Green Ranger was hitting that
    Cory and Topanga's relationship was better than your's
    You'll never have to miss Fresh Prince of Bel Air
    Oregon Trail was the best part of Elementary School
    You can't beat us at Mortal Combat
    Goosebumps books weren't the least bit scary
    Batman the animated series was the best kind of Batman
    Mufasa's death from Lion King was the first tragedy of our lives
    Home Alone was beyond the realm of possibilities
    The Rugrats scared me on a couple occasions
    Ren, Stimpy and Rocko are funnier now
    Scholastic book orders.... Yay?
    Riding the Magic School Bus would be epic
    Uncle Joey from Full House is a creeper
    Cat from Cat and Dog is an a**hole
    Easy Bake ovens are our entire lives
    Saved by the Bell was our version of "Community"
    In Dexter's Labrotory, Dee-Dee needed to leave Dexter's s**t alone
    Tamogatchi was the bomb
    Our generation is responsible for the phrase"Da Bomb"
    Princess Toadstool needs to help herself
    The Ninja Turtles never used their weapons
    Steve Urkel was the voice of Sonic
    Chuckie Finster from Rugrats is a p*ssy
    AND
    We all know the Disney love ballads
    fave if you remember ANY of these!
    Format credit - RunawayRachel

  11. QuQu101 QuQu101
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    Oh, I'm grounded?
    So I get to stay at home in my sweat pants and eat food 24/7? Awesome.

  12. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    no one can accuse you of
    falling in love with the wrong person, if inside you know he is the one. ♥

  13. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 6:03pm UTC
    IT HURTS WHEN YOU HAVE SOMEONE
    in your heart, but you can't have them in your arms. ♥

  14. TyLeRiShOt TyLeRiShOt
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    The feeling you get when he looks at you. ♥

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    if you watch Mean Girls backwards,
    it's about a girl who gets so unpopular that she has to move to Africa.

  16. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    His smile.

  17. countrygirl123 countrygirl123
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 9:54am UTC
    That awkard moment when someone says;
    you two should go out & your thinking.
    I Wishh.

    format by jimmy365

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 9:28am UTC
    Making faces at a stranger's baby
    When it's parents aren't looking.

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 10:15am UTC
    A push-up bra is like a bag of chips.
    You open it and it's half empty.

  20. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    I die alittle inside
    When I see an old person eating alone at a restaurant
    nmf.nmq.

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