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LilKoen

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Member Since: 9 Apr 2012 04:28pm

Last Seen: 23 Feb 2024 12:39am

Gender: F

user id: 290869

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Forever in my heart xvii/vi/mmxv
  1. LilKoen LilKoen
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 7:03am UTC
    Friend: Did you seriously just trip on a FLAT surface???Me: No I am so profesional that I take occational gravity checks. -__-

  2. LilKoen LilKoen
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    1) hold your breathe 2)as u r holding ur breathe add this as ur quote 3) if ur holding ur breathe still ur a good kisser:*

  3. LilKoen LilKoen
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 8:24am UTC
    L.S.H.T.I.J.F.O.M.P.U.O.W.I.D.H.A.P.U.B.I.I.D.I.W.N.H.B
    laugh so had that i just fell off my pet unicorn oh wait i dont have a pet unicorn but if i did i would name him Bob

  4. LilKoen LilKoen
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 8:13am UTC
    Is anybody else in Niagra Falls for the cheer comp???

  5. LilKoen LilKoen
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 9:19am UTC
    Aquward moment #375
    When you are driving in a car and you have your window down and you stop at a red light but the guy beside you has his window down and he looks like a pedo :] its like "I'm just casually not looking at you at i close my window"

  6. LilKoen LilKoen
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    whenever i hear or see Y.O.L.O. I think of rolo..... just me??? :3

  7. LilKoen LilKoen
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    I feel bad for the people who only get like 2 faves on their quotes........
    oh wait........ thats me :'(

  8. LilKoen LilKoen
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 6:48pm UTC
    This generations of a guys motto:
    If you cant have one, be one.

  9. LilKoen LilKoen
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    Jenna Marbles
    Some people call her the black sheep of her family but she prefers the term <RAINBOW sheep (landshark style)

  10. LilKoen LilKoen
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    Aquward moment #398
    When you are with your friends at a dance and a song you know comes on so you decide to yell out the lyrics. Suddenly all your friends start laughing at you cause apperently that line isnt in the song <3

  11. LilKoen LilKoen
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    Aquward Moment #748398650483690485903
    When you where too lazy to read that number and you know it :3

  12. LilKoen LilKoen
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    Fave this if you hate it when peoples FB status is "Text!!!!", its like "desperate much?"

  13. LilKoen LilKoen
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    Chili face noodle punch!!!
    (oh Jenna ;})

  14. LilKoen LilKoen
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    Everyone knows that they have those people in their contact list that they have never texted
    (Admit it ;P)

  15. LilKoen LilKoen
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    Aquward moment # 472
    when your walking down the street with your phone in your back pocket (on vibrate) and you get a text, then suddenly your leg starts uncondtrollably twitching
    nmf

  16. LilKoen LilKoen
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    It's funny how guys think that acting like a total dick around their friends will make them look cute,
    (When in reality they look even dumber)

:)

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