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happiest*
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February 21, 2014 3:34pm UTC

isn’t it weird to think that you might be drinking the water that someone drowned in and that you might be breathing in the same air that last left a dying person’s lungs and that gift you gave someone that was wrapped in recycled paper might have been someone’s suicide note and that the box jellyfish has 64 anuses

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伤*
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March 1, 2014 8:13pm UTC

it's amazing how fast your mood can change after you step
in some water with your socks on

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 1, 2014 2:21pm UTC

does anyone know why a camera pops up every time you fave a quote?
like is that an april fool's joke or should i be actually concerned.

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happiest*
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February 21, 2014 3:36pm UTC

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice

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celestialerror*
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July 6, 2014 9:34pm UTC

I believe in music the way that some people believe in fairy tales.

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*crybaby*
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March 7, 2014 4:32am UTC

Leonardo DiCaprio: *names child Oscar*
Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"
Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."
Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."

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Steve
posted a quote
February 25, 2014 2:55pm UTC

I'll take a girl with a sharp wit. Wits never sag.

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yourcool
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January 23, 2015 2:02am UTC

“So stop waiting for Fridays, and stop waiting for summers, and stop waiting for someone to fall in love with you, because those things will happen. But in the meantime, enjoy right now.”

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
February 21, 2015 2:07am UTC

Why can strangers call me pretty,
but you can't?

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
February 21, 2015 11:26am UTC

Yes, money cannot buy happiness, but it ismuch more comfortable to cry in a newBMW than on a bike.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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seafoam*
posted a quote
February 21, 2015 11:52am UTC

What, I didn't smoke enough for you? Didn't drink enough for you? Wasn't fun enough for you? Wasn't good enough for you?

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1mrsseguin9
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February 21, 2015 1:06pm UTC

"Guys watch too much p.orn. Those girls don't exist. They're not real girls. And that's like us watching romance movies. That's girl p.orn because those guys do not exist."-Miley Cyrus

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Ayelelwayesay
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February 21, 2015 1:40pm UTC

A man's biggest mistake is giving another man the opportunity to make his woman smile.

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xxxdreamerxxx11
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September 12, 2012 4:35pm UTC

Have you guys noticed that no one goes on Witty anymore because of school?

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McDreamer*
posted a quote
February 4, 2015 12:29pm UTC

The secret to
happiness
is freedom... And the
secret to freedom is
courage
-Thucydides

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mhamilton
posted a quote
February 4, 2015 12:43pm UTC

LIVE LIFE TO THE
FULLEST EVERYDAY
REGRET NOTHING

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thislullaby
posted a quote
February 4, 2015 1:53pm UTC

Social anxiety isn't "oh my god I hate everyone I wish I was at home
on netflix. " Social anxiety is "I wish I could just leave the house but
I'm too scared."

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Steve
posted a quote
July 3, 2014 1:42am UTC

KNOWS YOU'RE BORED DURING BREAK
LETS YOU USE IMAGES IN QUOTES

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Steve
posted a quote
January 22, 2015 11:45am UTC

John asked Clara
To take
A walk with him
And pick flowers.
But Clara’s brother
Came along
And so
They picked flowers.
— North Carolina Boll Weevil, 1929

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