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LifeIsADisaster

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HIYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  1. LifeIsADisaster LifeIsADisaster
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    Forever Alone Moments #1
    When You Have A Group of three....and the other two people are dating...
    (poor harry x3)
    oh btw, comment if i should make a series ;3

  2. LifeIsADisaster LifeIsADisaster
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    OMFG I JUST NOTICED there's proof that 2012 isn't real o3o Phil of the Future, is from the 22nd centery.

  3. LifeIsADisaster LifeIsADisaster
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    Facebook: There is an 80% change that your 16 and havn't met the guy you are going to marry.
    Me: SAY WHUT?!!?!?!? I'VE BEEN WITH THIS GUY HOW LONG NOW AND UR SAYING THERE'S MORE THEN A FIFTY PERCENT CHANCE THAT HE ISN'T THE ONE IM GOING TO HAVE MATCHING RINGS WITH?!!?! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!!!!!!!

  4. LifeIsADisaster LifeIsADisaster
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 2:37am UTC
    "One Minute, I Need To Teach My Heart How To Beat Again. It Happens Everytime I'm Around You." ~guy of my dreams
    yeeeah but then my sister woke me up x.x

  5. LifeIsADisaster LifeIsADisaster
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    ~-~*~-~PLEASE READ~-~*~-~
    Listening to Photograph~Nickelback, and the first lines made me think. "Look at this photograph, everytime i do it makes me laugh. how did our eyes get so red, and what the hell is on joeys head?" moments, we remember, and live through. that line, reminds me of a photo that is of me when me and my friend were hanging out. we were walking to my house after school, and we found a pair of old broken sunglasses. so we picked them up and after aplayfull fight of who keeps them, we took pictures of each other doing duck-lips while wearing them, and everytime i listen to this song, these kinds of memories, the small and the big, all helping me remember who i was, and what i am. and the girl who was with me that day, better know who she is. the point is, live and let live, YOLO you only live once, so drop your fears, Forgive your enemies. Eahc day is a a gift, not a right. so leave no stone un-turned, and when you have the choice, take the harder road, the one that not many people travel.

  6. LifeIsADisaster LifeIsADisaster
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 11:25pm UTC
    Me: age may be just a number, but maturity isn't just a word, and maturity, is something you really need sometimes!!!
    Bron(friend): Well, Reason being, i have to be careful with my maturity, i only have so much per month!!!!
    Me:.....did you know i love you?
    Bron: nope, *gets down on one knee* Marry Me?
    Me: Sorry, i'm taken! *ditches*
    Bron: dafuq jus happened.

  7. LifeIsADisaster LifeIsADisaster
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 1:06am UTC
    This is chapter one to my latest book. i'm warning you, it's long, and critisize please, it'll help me write better books!!!! thanks, plz comment and tell me what you think!!!!!!
    Red on Black
    Chapter One
    He walked through the thick and misty fog that covered most of Kamloops, British Columbia his ears folded back, as he slowly made his way through the silent Streets, not even knowing where he was heading at all, gloo...mily making his way west. His black ears back against his head flat, and his multi-colored tail that almost touched the ground, his brown underbelly was where you could see his ribs, as it faded to white for the top half of his body, turning brown with a few white lines of fur on his neck, that had a black leather collar with a metal plate on it, with a name scratched into it, that read “Randy”. He heard a quick screech of the brakes on a large and heavy truck, he knew the smell of it too, making him dash for it. His large paws hitting the ground while he heard a loud, and musky yell right behind him saying “I’ll catch you this time Ghost Hound!” making him run faster, but he felt a large, and heavy net lay out on top of him, weights holding down the edges while he scrambled to get out, never being in this situation before, he mumbled to himself, “god damn it! They caught me! I have to get out of here, and fast!” but as before, it was too late, the ends pulled in, tripping him, as it lifted up, and bounced while he was being carried to the side of the truck, where he would be put in a cage with a bowl of food and water instead of a succulent bird, and the water of the beautiful Okanogan river that ran through the valley. He was now stuck with this tap water and processed food that the pampered pups ate and drank usually, he hated it, he was a stray for many reasons, this being one of them. He was finally thrown in, hitting his head on the back while the light disappeared when the door closed and locked.
    He whined, and scratched at the door for a while before falling on his side, and giving up, all he could do now, was wait, wait while he was put in a cage lined with cold, silver bars, and wet food, and water that tastes like crap, until he meets the same “luxury” after some pale two foot person takes one look and screams with a high pitched voice wanting him, all he can do, is hope he can find a way out, and maybe help the others who meet the same fate.

  8. LifeIsADisaster LifeIsADisaster
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    My Hearts Shattered......
    And Too Many People Are Trying To Claim the Pieces

  9. LifeIsADisaster LifeIsADisaster
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    CANADIAN AND PROUD OF IT

  10. LifeIsADisaster LifeIsADisaster
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    Holy jesus summer, slow your balls, i would like to beable to enjoy, and july, calm down, you need to take a chiller too.

  11. LifeIsADisaster LifeIsADisaster
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    People At My School Just Love Tagging People, My Tag, Is loser, lower then low, because i don't do my make-up and i don't do my hair, first day of grade 7, i will do my hair all nice, and wear something big brand, lets see what they tag me as then. Should I?

  12. LifeIsADisaster LifeIsADisaster
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    Yankee Swap Gift Ideas $20
    0 faves= I'm ugly
    3 faves= I'm okay
    7 faves= I'm cute
    15 faves= I'm pretty
    25 faves= I'm beautiful
    30+ faves= I'm breathtaking
    Repost this if you arent afraid

  13. LifeIsADisaster LifeIsADisaster
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 10:56pm UTC
    Admit It,
    When you Are Little, And Sometimes Still Do, Use Popeye Candy Sticks as Smokes/ciggarettes,
    i know your not alone xD

  14. LifeIsADisaster LifeIsADisaster
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 11:51pm UTC
    If I Had A Drop Of Water For Everytime I Wish I Kissed You, I Would Be Walking Beside The Ocean
    Everyday.
    <3
    I Love You Austin Koe!!!!!

  15. LifeIsADisaster LifeIsADisaster
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 11:46pm UTC
    Me And Big-D (friend of mine)
    Big-D : Cuz Ur My Friend.
    Me: Yeah? Go Join The Club, Thier In The Empty Box Fort Over There!!!!!!

  16. LifeIsADisaster LifeIsADisaster
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 12:16am UTC
    You Know That Feeling......
    When You Worry About If He Truly Loves You or Not.
    Comment If I Should Make A Series!!! :)

  17. LifeIsADisaster LifeIsADisaster
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 12:05am UTC
    You Know That Feeling......
    When You Worry About If He Truly Loves You or Not.
    Comment If I Should Make A Series!!! :)

  18. LifeIsADisaster LifeIsADisaster
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 2:29am UTC
    I'm going To Write A Romance Story, It's Inspired By My Freinds And I's Relationships, And A Little Twist To Make It Cute, Hope You Like It!!!! ~ Sincerely, LifeIsADisaster :3 <3

  19. LifeIsADisaster LifeIsADisaster
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 2:23am UTC
    What's That? Oh, You Heard Stuff About Me From A Person Who Hates Me? THAT CRAP HAS TO BE TRUE!!!!!
    yeah, you feel bad now don't you.

  20. LifeIsADisaster LifeIsADisaster
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 2:19am UTC
    WE HELD HANDS TODAY AND ALMOST KISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEST DAY OF MY FRICKEN LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:)

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