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LiLys1071

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  1. LiLys1071 LiLys1071
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2007 1:55pm UTC
    "things happen in life that you can't always stop, but thats no reason to shut out the world"
    ~crazy pete from Now and Then

  2. LiLys1071 LiLys1071
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2005 7:10am UTC
    oh i wish i was a little juicy orange
    i'd go squirty squirty over everybodys shirty
    oh i wish i was a little juicy orage!
    oh i wish i was a little bar of soap
    i'd go slippey slippey slidey over everybodys hiney
    oh i wish i was a little bar of soap
    oh i wish i was a little can of pop
    i'd go down with a slurp and come up with a burp
    oh i wish i was a little can of pop
    oh i wish i was a little english sparrow
    i'd go up on the steeple and go poop on all the people
    oh i wish i was a little english sparrow
    oh i wish i was a little jet plane
    i'd go up in the air with [person's name]'s underwear
    oh i wish i was a little jet plane
    another awesome song from my camp!
    gotta love it!

  3. LiLys1071 LiLys1071
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2005 7:03am UTC
    5 little witches all dressed in black
    trying to get to heaven in a caddilac
    but the caddilac broke and down they all fell
    instead of going to heaven they all went to..
    4 little martians all dressed in green
    trying to get to heaven on a trampoline
    but the trampoline broke and down they all fell
    instead of going to heaven they all went to..
    3 little nurples all dressed in purple
    trying to get to heaven on the back of a turtle
    but the turtle back broke and down they all fell
    instead of going to heaven they all went to..
    2 little angels all dressed in white
    trying to get to heaven on the end of a kite
    but the kite string broke and down they all fell
    instead of going to heaven they all went to..
    1 little devil all dressed in red
    trying to get to heaven on the end of a thread
    but the thread broke and down they all fell
    instead of going to heaven they all went to..
    BED!
    its a cute song from my camp!
    Rotary for life!!

  4. LiLys1071 LiLys1071
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2004 9:44am UTC
    out and about.
    call the cell
    oh wait. i dont have one
    buy me a cell, then call it. :-D
    for everyone who doesnt have a cell yet.

  5. LiLys1071 LiLys1071
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2004 1:44pm UTC
    when we r born, half of our soul is given to someone else then we sped our whole life trying to find them!
    thot it was cute!
    use and abuse

  6. LiLys1071 LiLys1071
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2004 4:53pm UTC
    this heart once loved
    this heart once cared
    this heart once cried
    and this heart became broken
    this broken heart needed to cry alone
    this broken heart needed someone to call its own
    then this broken heart found u
    u mended this broken heart
    and promised u would never part
    now this mended heart relies on u
    so that it doesnt end up blu.
    i love u soooo much kenny!!
    dont know what i would do without u!!
    <3 lyssa

  7. LiLys1071 LiLys1071
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2004 12:52pm UTC
    what starts with p and ends with o-r-n?
    POPCORN!
    what starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
    FIRETRUCK!
    these are the best jokes to play on someone! lol
    use and please abuse
    _-lys-_

  8. LiLys1071 LiLys1071
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2004 12:50pm UTC
    i would take all the pain away from u
    i would run around the world for u
    i would do ne thing for u
    i would die for u
    beacause...x3iloveyou
    use it but dont abuse it
    LYSSY

  9. LiLys1071 LiLys1071
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2004 1:50pm UTC
    a sudty from Cmargdibe Cllegoe syas it desont mttaer in waht odrer the ltetrs are in the mdilde, as lnog as the frist and lsat lrttes are in the rgiht palce, u can sitll raed it. podner oevr tihs wlihe im aawy!!
    omg!! i love this!! i bet u read it without a problem!!

  10. LiLys1071 LiLys1071
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2004 1:43pm UTC
    forget the times he spoke ur name.
    remember now, ur not the same.
    forget the times he held ur hand.
    forget the sweet things if u can.
    forget the times and dont pretend.
    remember now, hes now just ur friend.
    dedicated to my mike..ill always l.o.v.e. you

  11. LiLys1071 LiLys1071
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2004 6:54pm UTC
    if only he knew, he was the only one that can have my heart,
    then maybe he'd relize, that we shouldn't be apart...
    dedicated to my mike..i will always love you..

  12. LiLys1071 LiLys1071
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2004 7:55am UTC
    Yo mammas so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, out popped skittlez.
    LOL! I saw it on a movie. Take it if ya want

  13. LiLys1071 LiLys1071
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2004 4:44pm UTC
    conserve ur energy, SLEEP IN SCHOOL
    didnt make it up...its on my bros shirt ;-)

  14. LiLys1071 LiLys1071
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2004 5:51pm UTC
    cancel my subscription, im over ur issues

  15. LiLys1071 LiLys1071
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2004 5:51pm UTC
    if i throw a stick...will u leave?

  16. LiLys1071 LiLys1071
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2004 6:59pm UTC
    y0u k i s s my lips
    and i cl0se my eyes
    and away we fl0at
    t0 paradise
    and all the pe0ple
    st0p to c
    and whisper s0ftly
    they`re ment t0 be
    TIPZ*
    font arial size 8
    colors all hot pink
    close and ment in bold
    paradise in italics

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