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  1. LiKeAbOsS98 LiKeAbOsS98
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 4:55pm UTC
    Life is short..
    So eat dessert first ♥
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  2. LiKeAbOsS98 LiKeAbOsS98
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    Teacher: "Never in the 9 years i've had a class that has laughed at this movie! This is not a funny movie!"
    Teacher: "Never in the 9 years i've had a class that has laughed at this movie! This is not a funny movie!"
    Well obviously it is.
    Step into the hallway!
    FML
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  3. LiKeAbOsS98 LiKeAbOsS98
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    If I were a *cough*princess*cough* I'd be... A Cross Between Bell and Jasmine!
    Cinderella:
    [ ] One of your parents is dead.
    [x] You are expected to do a lot of chores.
    [x] You love to dress up.
    [ ] You love animals.
    [ ] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming.
    [x] Your mom is really strict.
    [ ] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you.
    [X] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes.
    [x] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before.
    [ ] You have/had blonde hair.
    TOTAL: 5
    Bell:
    [x] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like.
    [x] You’ve been lost in the forest.
    [x] You love to read.
    [] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind.
    [x] One of your family members is a bit weird.
    [x] You have done volunteer work.
    [x] You have a wild imagination. (Depends on what.. =)
    [x] You love to take care of people in need.
    [x] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re hot (girls).
    [] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out.
    TOTAL: 8
    Jasmine:
    [x] Your dad is very rich/important.
    [X] You are very clever.
    [X] You’ve been with someone way different from you.
    [x] You’re unique and different from everyone else.
    [x] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich.
    [x] You have set a lot of goals for yourself.
    [] You don’t have a lot of friends.
    [x] You’re independent.
    [] You are wealthy.
    [X] Your parents try to control your life.
    TOTAL: 8
    Ariel
    [] Your parents expect a lot from you.
    [x] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you.
    [x]You’re a bit of a trouble maker. (A HUGE TROUBLE MAKER)
    [] You’re the youngest in your immediate family or in the last 2.
    [] You have a lot of sisters (3 or more).
    [x] You collect something.
    [x]You have/had long, hair.
    [] You have/had a pet fish.
    [x] You’re extremely curious.
    [] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible.
    TOTAL: 5
    Snow White:
    [] You know that you’re beautiful. (I hate myself)
    [x] You like taking care of others.
    [x] You have/had dark brown/black hair.
    [] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you.
    [] You’ve almost been killed.
    [x] You have at least seven good friends.
    [] You’ve had food poisoning.
    [] You have/had short hair.
    [x] You get along with almost everyone.
    [x] All of your friends are different.
    [x] You love to have a good time.
    [x] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in.
    TOTAL: 7
    Mulan:
    [x] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
    [] People wish you could be a bit more girly.
    [] You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not.
    [] You’ve had a physical fight with someone.
    [x] You have/had considered running away from home.
    [x] Your parents try to plan your life out.
    [x] A lot of your friends are boys.
    [x] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations.
    [x] You love your family enough that you’d do anything to protect them.
    TOTAL: 6
    Aurora:
    [] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents.
    [x] You almost died at a very young age.
    [x] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful.
    [x] You have a decent singing voice.
    [x] You like to sleep in late on the weekends.
    [] You spend most of your time outside.
    [] You’re adopted.
    [x] You’re very romantic.
    [] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
    TOTAL: 5
    Pocahontas
    [] You love to walk around and explore big cities.
    [] You’ve been in an interracial relationship.
    [x] One of your family members is dead (mom, dad, sister, brother, grandma, grandpa).
    [x] Your parents are very protective of you.
    [] Someone you know has been in war.
    [x] You love nature.
    [] You have/had black hair.
    [x] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful.
    [x] You’re very adventurous.
    TOTAL: 5

  4. LiKeAbOsS98 LiKeAbOsS98
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    W I T T Y S U R V E Y :
    Cross Off the Things You Have Done/.
    Graduated high school
    Kissed Someone
    Smoked a cigarette
    Got so drunk you passed out
    Rode in a police car for something you didn't do
    Rode every ride at an amusement park
    Collected something really stupid
    Gone to a rock concert
    Help someone
    Gone fishing
    Watched four movies in one night
    Gone long periods of time without sleep
    Lied to someone
    Snorted cocaine
    Failed a class
    Dealt drugs
    Been in a car accident
    Been in a tornado
    Done hard drugs
    Watched someone die
    Been at a funeral
    Burned yourself
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep
    Spent over $200 in one day
    Flown on a plane
    Sat first class on a plane
    Cheated on someone
    Been cheated on
    Written a 10 page letter
    Gone skiing
    Been sailing
    Cut yourself on accident
    Had a best friend
    Lost someone you loved
    Shoplifted something
    Been to jail
    Dangerously close to being in jail
    Skipped school
    Skipped class
    Had detention
    Got in trouble for something you didn't do
    Stolen books from the library
    Gone to a different country
    Dropped out of school
    Been in a mental hospital
    Been treated in a mental hospital
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies =)
    Had an online diary
    Fired a gun
    Had a yard sale
    Had a lemonade stand
    Actually made money at the lemonade stand
    Been in a school play
    Been fired from a job
    Taken a lie detector test
    Swam with dolphins
    Gone to sea world
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show
    Written poetry
    Read more than 20 books a year
    Written over a 30 page essay
    Gone to Europe
    Loved someone you shouldn't have
    Befriended someone you shouldn't have
    Used a coloring book over age 12 =)
    Had surgery
    Had stitches
    Taken a taxi
    Seen the Washington Monument
    Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once
    Overdosed
    Had a drug or alcohol problem
    Relative to someone with a serious alcohol/drug problem
    Been in a fist fight
    Gone surfing in California
    Had a hamster
    Pet a wild animal
    Used a credit card
    Did “spirit day” at school
    Dyed your hair
    Got a tattoo
    Had something pierced
    Got straight As
    Been on the honor roll
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS

  5. LiKeAbOsS98 LiKeAbOsS98
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    Test your tongue
    Find the 3 and get a kiss tomorrow.
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS3SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    *find the B DON'T skip or your wish won't come true
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    Once you found the 'B' find the mistake
    ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYNZ
    Once you found the mistake Find the 1
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllll1llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    Once you found the 1. Find the 6
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999996999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    once you found the 6 find the N (it's hard!!!)
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    Once you found the N... find the Q
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    find the i
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    Now make 2 wishes!
    *~ they will come true~*
    Now as soon as you make ur 2 wishes repost this as "test ur tounge" ;)

  6. LiKeAbOsS98 LiKeAbOsS98
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    8th Grade:}
    Boy: I Really Like You; Will You Please Go Out With Me...?
    Girl: Yes.
    Boy: What?!?
    Girl: Yes.
    Boy: YES!
    *Girl Starts To Fall For The Boy*
    *Exactly One Month Later*
    Girl's friend: I Think It`s Time You Two Broke Up.!
    Girl: Okay..{Secretly Doesn`t Want To But Is Too Afraid Her Friend Will Hate Her If She Says No.}
    Boy: Hey.
    Girl: Hi.
    Boy: How's it going?
    Girl: It's fine.
    Boy: What's wrong?
    Girl: I think we should break up..
    Boy: What..? Girl: We should break up.
    Boy: Why..?
    Girl: It`s Just... We Never See Each Other Anymore/:
    Boy: I can change that.
    Girl: I've never met your family..
    Boy: I can change that.
    Girl: I just don't feel that way for you anymore..
    Boy: I wish I could change that.
    Girl: I'm sorry.
    Boy: I know.
    Girl: I Have To Go..
    Boy: Thanks for trying..
    {Next day:}
    Boy: Hey.
    Girl: I'm sorry..
    Boy: No I'm happy we broke up I could tell we weren't going anywhere too.
    Girl: Okay.../;
    {Freshman year:}
    Girl: (Playing their song) I like him.I have since we first started dating,but I can't tell him;I can't tell anybody.
    {Sophomore year:}
    Boy: (Has A New Girlfriend)
    Girl: (Playing their song) I like him...I still do...but I can't tell him,I can't tell anybody.
    {Junior year:}
    Boy: (Him And His Girlfriend Break Upp)
    Girl: I Like You. I Always Have -&&- Always Will!
    Boy: I'm Sorry, I Like Someone Else.
    Girl: (Runs Away Cryingg.)
    {The next day:}
    Boy: (Finds a note in his locker)
    Note: I Told You I Like You, But I Was Wrong. I Meant I Love You; But You Don`t Love Me. I Wish I Could Change That. I`m Sorry For That Day Back In 8th Grade. I Really Didn`t Want To. I`m Gone Now, I`ve Been Sick For A While Now.. But The Time You Read This I`ll Be In The Hospital On Life Support. I Just Needed To Tell You Before I`m one. I Love You♥ Don`t Forget That!!(:
    Boy: (Stares At The Paper For A Long Time And Runs Down The Hall, He Went To Her House, But She Wasn`t Home.)
    {The next day:}
    Boy: (Goes To The Hospital And Tells The Nurse Who He Wants To See)
    Nurse: It seems she checked out yesterday.
    Boy: She's better?
    Nurse: I'm afraid not. She had cancer and she passed away yesterday. I'm sorry.
    Boy: (stares at the floor, he runs out the door and down the street)
    {The Next Day, At Her Funeral!)
    Boy: (Asks to speak)
    Boy: A Few Days Ago I Received A Note From Her. (He Reads The Note) And I Wanted To Tell Her Before She Left That I Loved Her, I Love Her. I Loved Her For A Long Time; And There Is Nothing I Can Do Now.! -Nothing- All I Can Say Is I Love You, And Now Your Gone.... I Wish I Could Change That.!
    Boy: (Starts Crying And So Does Everyone Else.)
    ~ The Boy Ends Up Marrying Her Friend Who Told Her To Break Up With Him In The First Place.
    When He Found Out What She Had Done, He Killed Himself; To Be With The Girl He Really Loves!♥
    He Was 28.
    Repost Or You Will Have Bad Luck In Love For 28 Years./:
    Repost And Somebody Will Tell You They "Love You" Tomorrow And You Will Get Good News Tonight At Midnight:)
    Repost If You Have A Heart And Want To Find A Cure For All Serious Diseases Including Cancer.
    Repost For All The People Who Fear Death Is At There Doorstep; Waiting To Go [♥

  7. LiKeAbOsS98 LiKeAbOsS98
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    What's red and smells like blue paint
    › Red paint
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  8. LiKeAbOsS98 LiKeAbOsS98
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    90% of people marry their
    7th - 12th grade love. ♥
    Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight.
    If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now.

  9. LiKeAbOsS98 LiKeAbOsS98
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    What's the difference between a mustang and a dead baby?
    There isn't a mustang in my garage.
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  10. LiKeAbOsS98 LiKeAbOsS98
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    Ask me if i'm a tree
    Are you a tree?
    ...no

  11. LiKeAbOsS98 LiKeAbOsS98
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    That Aggravating Moment
    When the snobby girl in school looks at you like a flippen
    SCIENCE EXPERIMENT
    © ThatsSoMeee :)

  12. LiKeAbOsS98 LiKeAbOsS98
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    Lets face it everyone:
    Real Men don't sparkle,
    And you won't wake up and find Edward Cullen standing next to your bed
    Sorry, but its the truth

  13. LiKeAbOsS98 LiKeAbOsS98
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 4:41am UTC
    7th grade boy: I like her and i want you to tell her for me. boy's friend: ok boys Friend: hey, he likes you, you want to go out? Girl: um.. no. sorry. 8th grade: boy: i like her and i want her to know..will you tell her. boy's friend: sure Boy's friend: he likes you and he wants to go out with you. Girl: no i like someone else. That Summer: Boy: i like her and i want to tell her. Boy: i like you and i want to go out with you. Girl: no i just want to be friends. few days later: Girl: He likes me but i don't like him Girls' friends: i don't think he will bother you again. i dare you to go out with next guy to ask you out. Girl: ok The next day: Boy: i really like you will you please go out with me. Girl: yes boy: what?! Girl: yes! boy:YESS!!! Girl starts to fall for the boy. Exactly one month later: Girls friend: i think its time you break up Girl: ok.. (secretly doesn't want to but is too afraid her friend will hate her if she said no) Boy: hey Girl:hi Boy: hows it goin? Girl: its fine. Boy: whats wrong? Girl: i think we should break up.. Boy: what..? Girl: we should break up. Boy: why... Girl: its just.. we never see eachother any more Boy: I can change that Girl: I've never met your family Boy: I can change that Girl: I just don't feel that way for you anymore. Boy: I wish i could change that. Girl: I'm sorry. Boy: i know. Girl: i'm sorry.. i have to go. Boy: thanks for trying. The next day Boy: Hey Girl: I'm sorry Boy: No i'm happy we broke up i could tell we weren't going anywhere too. Girl: ok. Freshman Girl: (playing their song) I like him.. i have since we first started dating. but i can't tell him, i can't tell anybody. Sophmore Boy has a new girlfriend Girl: (playing their song) i like him.. i still do.. but i can't tell him. i can't tell anybody. Junior year Boy and his girlfriend broke up. Girl: I like you. I always have and I always will. Boy: I'm sorry i like someone else. Girl runs away crying. The next day the boy finds a note in his locker. I told you i like you. but i was wrong. i ment I love you. But you don't love me. I wish i could change that. I'm sorry for that day back in 8th grade. I really didn't want to. I'm gone now, I've been sick for a while now. By the time you read this I'll be in the hospital on life support. I just needed to tell you before i go. I love you. Don't for get that. Boy stares at the paper for a long time and runs down the hall. He went to her house. but she wasn't home. The next day: Boy goes to the hospital and tells the nurse who he wants to see. Nurse: it seems she checked out yesterday. Boy: She's better? Nurse: I'm afraid not. she had cancer and she passed away, yesterday. I'm sorry. the boy stares at the floor, he runs out the door and down the street. The next day: At her Funeral The boy asks to speak. Boy: A few days before i received a note from her. (he reads the note.) and i wanted to tell her before she left that I loved her, i love her. i loved her for a long time. and there is nothing i can do now. nothing. all i can say is i love you and now your gone.. I wish i could change that. The Boy starts crying and so does everyone else. The Boy ends up marrying her friend that told her to break up with him. When he found that out that she did that, he killed himself to be with The Girl. He was 28. REPOST or you will have bad luck in love for 28 years. RePoSt and somebody will tell you they love you tomorrow and you will get good news tonight at midnight. Repost if you have a heart and want to find a cure for all serious diseases including cancer.. Repost for all of the people who fear death is at there door Repost for people with cancer.

  14. LiKeAbOsS98 LiKeAbOsS98
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 5:20pm UTC
    Girl: I love you. - Boy: Yeah I know everyone does! ... ... ... ... ... -Girl: Really? - Boy: Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday. - Girl: Oh...but am I only your friend? - Boy: No...you're my girlfriend...why? - Girl: So when I say I love you I really do mean it. - Boy: Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love me anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more each and everyday. - Girl: ...... - Boy: So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary? - Girl: Yeah...where? - Boy: I dont know...maybe movie then dinner? -Girl: Ok. - Boy: Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok? - Girl: Ok. What time do you get off? - Boy: In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20 mintues... -Girl: hey...I thought you didnt have work today... - Boy: One of my co-workers called in sick. - Girl: Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then? - Boy: Yeah! and babe? - Girl: Yeah? - Boy: I love you. - Girl: I love you too! - Boy: Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go. - Girl: Ok bye. - Boy: Bye. **************************** 2 hours later... The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell. - Girl: Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend) - Boy: Wassup...you ready? - Girl: Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok? - Boy: Ok. They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they head back to the car but before she got into the car... - Boy: Wait! Can I blind fold you? - Girl: Why??! - Boy: Its a suprise. - Girl: What kind of suprise? - Boy: A big one. - Girl: Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving. - Boy: I promise. - Girl: Ok blind fold me... So they drove off...........and then they stoped. - Boy: Ok we're here! -Girl: Where? - Boy: Wait let me walk you to the place! - Girl: What place? - Boy: Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips) - Girl: Baby!... The boy walks her to the place. - Boy: Ok...let me take the blind fold off. - Girl: Where are we? He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at that same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend.... - Girl: Omg...(tears come down) - Boy: Why are you crying? - Girl: This is where you first asked me out... - Boy: What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks) - Girl: (tears come down faster) - Boy: I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing! - Girl: Get up! - Boy: Yeah? - Girl: (kisses him) - Boy: Is that a yes or a no? - Girl: Yes. If you don't repost this you will have the loneliest life! BUT! If you do repost this, you will have a relationship that will last as long as you want it to! You have 3 mintues to repost this

  15. LiKeAbOsS98 LiKeAbOsS98
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 5:36pm UTC
    PETITION FOR BRANDON CYRUS TO LEAVE
    BrfdfdfdfB
    We all know Brandon Cyrus. He jocks quotes, doesn't leave credit for format, has an inappropriate profile picture, etc. Having people like this ruins the purpose of going Witty because of this one person. Although we cannot really do anything about this because Steve has been inactive for a few weeks, hopefully this petition will grab his attention and other people on Witty.
    ♥RE- POST♥
    1. Danielle
    2. Nickih
    3.ScreamCute
    4.LiKeAbOsS98
    444. swdkjafs

  16. LiKeAbOsS98 LiKeAbOsS98
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    December 1, 2011 5:28pm UTC
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  18. LiKeAbOsS98 LiKeAbOsS98
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    November 26, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    Don't you hate it when your dream that you had the night before came true, and it was about you sharpening a pen.
    Why do all of the dreams that suck come true, why the f*ck can't it be, like, you marrying Taylor Lautner or you not looking like an idiot, WHY?!

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