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FramingSarah
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 5:05pm UTC

What does a nosy pepper do?
Get jalepeno business.
*da dum tss*

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_BulletWithButterflyWings_
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 4:42pm UTC

that amazing feeling you get when
you make other girls jealous when your crush talks to you♥

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Onism*
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 4:42pm UTC

Do you ever feel like the things you love are slowly turning into a chore?

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JustHereToInspire
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 4:50pm UTC

You stop
Caring, they
Start.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Sunny1703
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 5:05pm UTC

Self-Harm Awareness Day-October 1st.
Write the words 'Keep Fighting' on your wrist, or wear orange to show
support to those to have or do suffer from self-harm and remind them
that they are NOT alone.
Repost, Reblog, Tweet, whatever. Get the word out.
Please do this, witty. For everyone on here that's ever suffered. <3

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squirrel690
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 4:49pm UTC

when u'r in the shower
and u put conditioner in ur hair
and then its so slippery
so u just stand there stroking ur hair
just me? ok

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ShouldISmile
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 4:51pm UTC

THAT AMAZING FEELING
when you've just shaved your legs
and then put pants on
it's like, "My body is a silk temple."

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Horselover00
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 4:37pm UTC

Dream: I have a billion friends, designer clothes, top quotes every day, and I am pretty.
Reality: Sometimes, people say hi to me.

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xele91097x
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 4:40pm UTC

click to see this quote

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itsamadworld
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 4:36pm UTC

You're ten and you wear a pushup bra.
The only boobs I had when I was ten were Drake and Josh.

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prplesockerninja22
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 5:22pm UTC

*Drops Pen in class*
3% right where you dropped it.
5% 10 feet away from you.
92% into another dimension never to be seen again

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thatgurl
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 5:12pm UTC

the blinds over my eyes shut
my mind goes through those dreadful threats
over
and
over
i cant get them off my mind
as tears try to seep out
i run to my mommy's bed
only to see she's not there for me anymore

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never_forget
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 5:13pm UTC

Me: I Want A Boyfriend.
Mom:
Dad:
Sister:
Bird:
Teachers:
Michael Phelps:
Rock:
Penguin:
Batman:
Pillow Pet:
Harry Potter:
French Fries:
Abby Lee Miller:
Tim Tebow:
Snuggie:
Animal Balloon:
Nemo:
Scooby Doo:
Zayn:
Ferb: HAHAHAHAHAHAH no.

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music_is_forever1
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 5:13pm UTC

Those who say
it cannot be done
shouldn't interrupt the person doing it.
Format: twilightgirl995

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_Dylan_
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 5:14pm UTC

Me: Hey mom . . . ?
Mom: No!
Me: Okay. . .

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 4:35pm UTC

"Hi. I'm Austin & I'm 11 years old
I'n taken by my gffff Amanda.
9.24.12 shes my everything<3333
but I still flirt with all the girls in my clas. shhh ;)
I go to parties every satarday .
but party at church on sunday!
I luvv jesus but I think I might be atheist.
I'm bisexual but I'd never touch a boy.
I'm prolife but my gurlfriend is pregnant.
She's having an abortion."
...... What did I just read?

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 3:06pm UTC

I feel so bad for women competing
in the olympics while on their period.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 2:54pm UTC

Do you ever feel like someone
just doesn't want to be friends with you anymore?

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 10:31pm UTC

"you know what they do to a handsome
guy like me in prison? it rhymes with grape."
-21 jump street

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