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D*
posted a quote
November 15, 2013 12:18pm UTC

The world
is full of obvious things
which
...nobody
...by any chance
...ever observes.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 6:22pm UTC

A Dairy Queen employee witnessed a blind customer
drop a $20 bill and a woman picked it up and placed
it in her purse. The employee politely asked her to give it
back and when she refused, he asked her to leave the
restaurant. The employee then took a $20 bill out of
his own wallet and gave it to the man.
Ladies and gentlemen, there is hope for the human race.

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hey_itsgabby
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 7:17pm UTC

The rule "no sleeveless tops" in the American Public School dress code policy
is impending on our 2nd amendment right to bear arms,
they just don't want us to show off our guns

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 4:00pm UTC

I don't want to be famous because
I dont want my old school pictures to get leaked

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 9:19pm UTC

If a guy winks at you with both eyes at the
same time
it means he finds you twice as attractive

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 10:42pm UTC

Checking your phone every minute
To see if anyone has text you
But no one ever does

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savannah*
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 5:50pm UTC

She always finds herself
with headphones in her ears and that one special guy on her mind.

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 11:50am UTC

We may have taken
the long way around,
but we still got where
we're supposed to be.

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Chris*
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 5:56pm UTC

Darling
kiss me like you want
to feel safe
because my lips
want to know
all the places
you've been hurt
so they can take it
all away.
(CP)
.

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 8:36pm UTC

Who are we to judge?
♂+♂= ♡
♂+♀= ♡
♀+♀= ♡
Love knows no gender.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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nova ♥*
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 8:17pm UTC

Tell him you like his shirt,
and see how often he wears it. ♥

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nova ♥*
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 10:00pm UTC

My heart skipped a beat when I looked at him
and realized that he was looking back. ♥

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 2:57pm UTC

I like to listen to sad music when I’m sad to make me double sad

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hey_itsgabby
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 7:47pm UTC

Who else remembers the song
Down by Jay Sean

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 12:05am UTC

if u are
about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 5:26pm UTC

Walk in the club like whaddup I got a big c-
oh no wrong building I'm so sorry continue with your funeral

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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defe4ted
posted a quote
August 9, 2013 11:23pm UTC

Summertime sadness

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hey_itsgabby
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 4:39pm UTC

If you're against abortion, that does not mean you're pro-life
If you were pro-life, you would be against children growing up in unstable families
where the children might starve or get beaten.
If you were pro-life, you would be pro-abortion,
where the child would not have to grow up where they are unwanted and have a terrible life.
You would eliminate the fetus before it can feel, when it is just a bunch of cells
before it becomes a living being who's life would be worse than death
You are not pro-life
You are pro-birth

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