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  1. D* D*
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 12:18pm UTC
    The world
    is full of obvious things
    which
    ...nobody
    ...by any chance
    ...ever observes.

  2. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    A Dairy Queen employee witnessed a blind customer
    drop a $20 bill and a woman picked it up and placed
    it in her purse. The employee politely asked her to give it
    back and when she refused, he asked her to leave the
    restaurant. The employee then took a $20 bill out of
    his own wallet and gave it to the man.
    Ladies and gentlemen, there is hope for the human race.

  3. hey_itsgabby hey_itsgabby
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 7:17pm UTC
    The rule "no sleeveless tops" in the American Public School dress code policy
    is impending on our 2nd amendment right to bear arms,
    they just don't want us to show off our guns

  4. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 4:00pm UTC
    I don't want to be famous because
    I dont want my old school pictures to get leaked

  5. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    If a guy winks at you with both eyes at the
    same time
    it means he finds you twice as attractive

  6. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 10:42pm UTC
    Checking your phone every minute
    To see if anyone has text you
    But no one ever does

  7. savannah* savannah*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 5:50pm UTC
    She always finds herself
    with headphones in her ears and that one special guy on her mind.

  8. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 11:50am UTC
    We may have taken
    the long way around,
    but we still got where
    we're supposed to be.

  9. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    Darling
    kiss me like you want
    to feel safe
    because my lips
    want to know
    all the places
    you've been hurt
    so they can take it
    all away.
    (CP)
    .

  10. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 8:36pm UTC
    Who are we to judge?
    ♂+♂= ♡
    ♂+♀= ♡
    ♀+♀= ♡
    Love knows no gender.


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. nova ♥* nova ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    Tell him you like his shirt,
    and see how often he wears it. ♥

  13. nova ♥* nova ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 10:00pm UTC
    My heart skipped a beat when I looked at him
    and realized that he was looking back. ♥

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 2:57pm UTC
    I like to listen to sad music when I’m sad to make me double sad

  15. hey_itsgabby hey_itsgabby
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    Who else remembers the song
    Down by Jay Sean

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 12:05am UTC
    if u are
    about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  17. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    Walk in the club like whaddup I got a big c-
    oh no wrong building I'm so sorry continue with your funeral


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  19. defe4ted defe4ted
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 11:23pm UTC
    Summertime sadness

  20. hey_itsgabby hey_itsgabby
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 4:39pm UTC
    If you're against abortion, that does not mean you're pro-life
    If you were pro-life, you would be against children growing up in unstable families
    where the children might starve or get beaten.
    If you were pro-life, you would be pro-abortion,
    where the child would not have to grow up where they are unwanted and have a terrible life.
    You would eliminate the fetus before it can feel, when it is just a bunch of cells
    before it becomes a living being who's life would be worse than death
    You are not pro-life
    You are pro-birth

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